It would be cool if we changed the past tense of speak to “spock”.
What’s this? Al Gore is claiming an affair with Nikki Haley?
If you actually learned to enjoy the game of soccer, you’d miss out on the much greater thrill of making fun of soccer.
Obama is threatening to pour more oil into the ocean unless we use clean energy!
Is there actually an alternative to oil yet or are we being asked to invest in magic beans?
You can tell if Etheridge has gone senile if he starts violently shouting, “WHO ARE YOU?!!” at a mirror.
Have scientists figured out if pterodactyls existed today, whether we’d be able to put saddles on them and ride them through the air?
So dark matter might just be a equation error – exactly as any layman would have guessed? Bad day for Science! PR if true.
Magic beans, now I know where my tax money is going.
“Spock”? Sounds more like future tense.
In reference to Al Gore claiming to have an affair with Nikki Haley, the only affair he is capable of having is with his hand.
So now they’ll need to do lots more research. I wish I could get millions of dollars to figure out whether or not I screwed up.
Or the even greater thrill of ignoring soccer and forgetting all about it. Besides, you shoudn’t have to “learn” to enjoy a sport.
Just another example of why I don’t believe anything theoretical physicists say. Heck, I’m even skeptical of a lot of the theoretical stuff semiconductors people say.
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Magic beans would be better. When you figured out they weren’t magic after all, you could at least EAT them.
Denying dark matter? Racists !!!!!!111!!!1
Someone had an affair with Algore. Ewwww
Algore learned from his mentor.
Speaking of Algore’s mentor, it seems democrats have a history of being incapable of dealing with enviromental spills.
Maybe Obama are some magic beans and the results was enougn gas to run Bling Force One for a few trips. Let’s don’t give him any ideas.
Of course there’s an alternative to oil and gasoline powered vehicles…it’s called the horse and carriage.
It’s magic beans all the way. And, fortunately for the world, I just happen to have a whole box of them which I will be selling on e-bay shortly..
“Have scientists figured out if pterodactyls existed today, whether we’d be able to put saddles on them and ride them through the air?”
Not until they can tie it to global warming and turn on the grant money spigot. How about hyping it as an alternative energy source?
“What’s this? Al Gore is claiming an affair with Nikki Haley?”
How long until he begins to claim his affair was the catalyst for the movie “Fatal Attraction”?
This is what happens when you mix up your metric and english measurements. Apparently, some of the scientists were weighing the universe in stones. No one is quite certain how much a stone is, so it threw off all the calculations.
Some of our Great conservatives are running for office and need help.
Needs help for the nomination.
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Has the nomination. Needs help for the election.
http://www.facebook.com/StarParker
You can at least add them on facebook.