Random Thoughts

It would be cool if we changed the past tense of speak to “spock”.

What’s this? Al Gore is claiming an affair with Nikki Haley?

If you actually learned to enjoy the game of soccer, you’d miss out on the much greater thrill of making fun of soccer.

Obama is threatening to pour more oil into the ocean unless we use clean energy!

Is there actually an alternative to oil yet or are we being asked to invest in magic beans?

You can tell if Etheridge has gone senile if he starts violently shouting, “WHO ARE YOU?!!” at a mirror.

Have scientists figured out if pterodactyls existed today, whether we’d be able to put saddles on them and ride them through the air?

So dark matter might just be a equation error – exactly as any layman would have guessed? Bad day for Science! PR if true.

15 Comments

  1. If you actually learned to enjoy the game of soccer, you’d miss out on the much greater thrill of making fun of soccer.

    Or the even greater thrill of ignoring soccer and forgetting all about it. Besides, you shoudn’t have to “learn” to enjoy a sport.

  2. So dark matter might just be a equation error – exactly as any layman would have guessed?

    Just another example of why I don’t believe anything theoretical physicists say. Heck, I’m even skeptical of a lot of the theoretical stuff semiconductors people say.

  3. Denying dark matter? Racists !!!!!!111!!!1

    Someone had an affair with Algore. Ewwww

    Algore learned from his mentor.

    Speaking of Algore’s mentor, it seems democrats have a history of being incapable of dealing with enviromental spills.

    Maybe Obama are some magic beans and the results was enougn gas to run Bling Force One for a few trips. Let’s don’t give him any ideas.

  4. “Have scientists figured out if pterodactyls existed today, whether we’d be able to put saddles on them and ride them through the air?”

    Not until they can tie it to global warming and turn on the grant money spigot. How about hyping it as an alternative energy source?

  5. So dark matter might just be a equation error – exactly as any layman would have guessed? Bad day for Science! PR if true.

    This is what happens when you mix up your metric and english measurements. Apparently, some of the scientists were weighing the universe in stones. No one is quite certain how much a stone is, so it threw off all the calculations.

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