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Dear Diary,
Comrade Boris told me a socialist joke yesterday and I had him executed. Sadly I only “got it” today. My bad.
Dear Diary,
yesterday I told Trotsky a very funny socialist joke. He said “And then what happened?”. I’ll make sure he “gets it”!
Dear Diary,
Socialist humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Ya gotta admit, Stalin’s moustache was waaay cooler than Hitler’s.
Hitler had one like that but he shaved it down after not being able to get his gas mask fully on during an attack in WWI. True.