Over at Nuking Politics, Les posted a little bit of satire about blaming Tiki Torches on the Charlottesville situation.
Only, the previous day, Tiki Brand actually felt they had to issue a statement. It’s hard to satirize events that are beyond satire.
I just don’t know. I am depressed.
You know what might cheer me up? You posting something funny. After all, it’s Tuesday Night Open Thread. Share your funneh. Or anything, really. It’ll all be good.
Who wants to start?
Rumored Democrat Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren raises money by selling prayer candles, action figures, temporary tattoos, and coloring books.
Given her economic schemes, how about an ElizaBarbie doll that says “Math class is tough!”
[Chinese Spouting Bowl in Slow Motion – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,440,752)
Very expensive, and all they do is spray water due to vibrations. The ultimate one-trick pony.
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Pentagon Recalls Past Korean Combat Veterans To Counter North Korean Threats
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Producers are planning to create a TV talk show where a robot host solves celebrity relationship problems.
Not as exciting as it sounds. The robot just flips a 2-headed coin and then says “do what she wants”.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new TV series will star a robot. It’s called…
Health officials are urging people to take precautions after two Arizona counties confirmed that fleas in the area have tested positive for plague.
Obviously there’s only one way to fix this problem – start burning witches.
