Over at Nuking Politics, Les posted a little bit of satire about blaming Tiki Torches on the Charlottesville situation.
Only, the previous day, Tiki Brand actually felt they had to issue a statement. It’s hard to satirize events that are beyond satire.
I just don’t know. I am depressed.
You know what might cheer me up? You posting something funny. After all, it’s Tuesday Night Open Thread. Share your funneh. Or anything, really. It’ll all be good.
Who wants to start?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Obama
Obama who?
OOO BAA MAA SSEELLFF
Klavan has a good line about Tikis:
https://youtu.be/LtFx2NuICmY
SPECIAL NEWS ALERT!!!!!
Hillary Clinton is still not President.
They squashed our Cinco de Mayo
And now our tiki bars
Claiming white Russians won the White House,
While they smoke Cuban-made cigars.
This thread ain’t over ’till the fat lady sings or Iowa Jim tells us who was born on this date.
You wish is my command, zzyzx. Julie Newmar, the first woman to play Catwoman (probably starting in 1966 or so, in the series with Adam West as Batman), was born August 16, 1933.
March 1966. The Purr-fect http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0519547/