Roses are red, violets are blue, I won’t get the nomination,
Hillary – time for another brew!
Bernie – I’m whining on cue!
Warren – so much for being Sioux!
Beto – what time’s the next coup?
Booker – I don’t have a clue!
Bloomberg – many millions adieu!
Harris – no delegates, what’s new?
Gabbard – no paddle, no canoe.
Biden – my brain is beef stew!
Pelosi – I’m really coo-coup!
Schiff – I say nothing that’s true!
Nadler – did we overdo?
CNN – I need a tissue.
Squad – We belong in a zoo.
Biden – I like your shampoo.
Republicans red,
Democrats blue.
If we don’t vote ‘right’,
we’ll be in a stew!
Hello.
We’re from the government.
Bend over.
Hello Ma’am. Are you willing to take my poll?
… Won’t you be my perpetual tax base…
Your prose by any other name… is just as stupid.
How do I tax thee, let you count the ways.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Vote for me…
Or it’s gulag for you – Bernie
I’m an Indian too – Warren
I like how your hair smells – Biden
I’m running here too – Klobuchar
I’ve spent a billion bucks on you – Bloomberg
I want to do to you what the Congress does to the electorate.
Roses are red, violets are blue…
Kick in some cash or my campaign is through!
You need my love to keep you warm… because my environmental policies are gonna shut off the heat!
I love you more than McCain loved cameras.
My love for you is like the national debt– bigger than you can imagine and always growing.
Hey, girl — you like your pants? Because if they were my policies, they’d be 100% off!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I won’t get the nomination,
Hillary – time for another brew!
Bernie – I’m whining on cue!
Warren – so much for being Sioux!
Beto – what time’s the next coup?
Booker – I don’t have a clue!
Bloomberg – many millions adieu!
Harris – no delegates, what’s new?
Gabbard – no paddle, no canoe.
Biden – my brain is beef stew!
Schiff – He’s serious! “Trump 2032”!
Pelosi – I’m really coo-coup!
Schiff – I say nothing that’s true!
Nadler – did we overdo?
CNN – I need a tissue.
Squad – We belong in a zoo.
Biden – I like your shampoo.
Bloomberg – though I paid out the wazoo
“You must remember this: acquits is still acquits . . . “
Meanwhile in Hell a former lawyer chimes in….”If da glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”
When in danger
or in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout
“B Mine
4 Eva”
— the IRS
You’re my
Ivana MarlaMelania!Trump was aquitted
Pelosi is blue
Bernie is crazy
Like I am for you
Republicans are red
Democrats are blue
One thinks you’re deplorable
the other will fight for you.
Valentine is chocolate kisses
Christmas is elf on the shelf
Thanks for being my Mrs.
Jeff Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Extra helping ~~~