Sports Illustrated: “In Your Face, Um, Everyone!”
Caitlyn Jenner To Pose Nude for Sports Illustrated Cover
CBS News | 02/14/2020
Even if there are people who do want to see a 66-year-old transgender human being pose naked — a vanishingly small portion of the population — they would at least want to see a highly attractive one.
So that cuts them out. Who does that leave, SI?
I”d cancel my subscription for a month.
That’s just disturbing. I have to avoid anyplace that sells Sports Illustrated that month.
I will find you and smack you if you post the picture here. I’m not kidding.
Tell everybody on the internet, they really don’t want me to see that crap.
THAT explains it. FrankJ got a job offer from the Babylon Bee, and Harvey was scooped up by Sports Illustrated.
I suspect that within one week of it hitting the stands, he’ll be back here looking for his old job back…
(“What, you thought I was serious about Jenner? Didn’t you hire me to be funny?”)
Sports Illustrated joins the Race! To! Failure!, seeking to outpace the rest of the media in alienating every single normie on the planet.
That’ll leave the Seven Dwarves and their minions, as subscribers.
Except, don’t they find Sportsball to be bourgeois?
Full Monty?
Not Python that is.