Trump just stated that Murder Hornets will be trained by first responders and school chilren to drink disinfectant and then inject it into illegal immigrants and the poorer minorities to stem the flow of the Coronovirus pandemic.
Trump is showing his racist colors again my advocating the removal of the water bottle warning that states. DO NOT SWALLOW WHOLE: REMOVE CAP AND DRINK THE CONTENTS.
Trump approves tearing down sections of the boarder wall to allow large wooden chihuahua’s left conveniently on the other side to be brought into the US.
Trump once squeezed the Charmin.
He kicked a can down the road, not realizing cans have feelings.
He wouldn’t eat Life cereal.
In January 2017, he forced a black family to move out of their home. (A grateful America thanks you.)
Trump has declared that it is Basil not Basil, despite high-level sources which say that there are numerous members of the cabinet which insist the majority of the experts are saying it’s Basil and not Basil.
Turns out Epstein didn’t die, he dreamed all of this. Until tomorrow when Trump holds a Rose Garden Epstein Murdering Summit.
Trump is worse than Bush
Trump is worse than Bush, two Hitlers…
…three Reagans
…four Satans
…five Mussolinis
…six anti-Christs
…seven SUV owners
…eight Christians
…nine Klansmen
…ten non-abortions
…and eleventy seventy-three Conservatives
Today: “Trump puts profits above people’s health by allowing them to go back to work.”
As Election Day Nears: “Your daily reminder Trump doesn’t care about your job and he destroyed the economy.”
For shame – don’t they believe in recycling?
Trump said something – isn’t that enough for you?
May I suggest two words – “murder hornets” – Go!
I’m not saying it’s alien murder hornets…. but its alien murder hornets.
because the Democrats can not come up with a qualified candidate.
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
Nope, sorry. Ain’t a helpin’. You smart fellas got yourself into this problem you get yerselves out of it.
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
I know, try a new and improved Anti-ANTI-Trump narrative! No one has done that yet.
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
Trump hates kittens!
This one is good, because it contrasts so greatly with the stories about how much Obama loved dogs.
Uh, we are talking about menu choices, right?
…Trump still exists and is President
…Trump is outright REFUSING to stop existing and not be president anymore
…Trump is refusing to allow any stories made up about him to be true.
optional sub-headlines.
RACIST!!!!!
Women and minorities hardest hit.
College psychology professor remotely diagnoses Trump with mental disorder we would all like him to have
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
If we don’t re-elect Trump we won’t be able to impeach him! Again!
It turns out, the real narrative was inside you all along.
So following the yellow-journalism brick road was just a big waste of time?
Skipping & singing is good aerobics.
Trump just stated that Murder Hornets will be trained by first responders and school chilren to drink disinfectant and then inject it into illegal immigrants and the poorer minorities to stem the flow of the Coronovirus pandemic.
Are we supposed to have a problem with that?
Just asking.
For a friend.
Anti-Trumpers may have a problem with it as its likely to wipe out a lot of votes for Trump’s opponents.
You did follow that the Press is looking for an Anti-Trump narrative?
Trump is showing his racist colors again my advocating the removal of the water bottle warning that states. DO NOT SWALLOW WHOLE: REMOVE CAP AND DRINK THE CONTENTS.
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
Trump gave Obama a noogie.
Epstein didn’t not kill himself until after Trump was elected.
…and then he still did’nt kill himself.
Covfefe redux
Trump approves tearing down sections of the boarder wall to allow large wooden chihuahua’s left conveniently on the other side to be brought into the US.
How large are large wooden Chihuahuas?
Just asking.
For a friend.
How many small Mexicans/Guatemalans is an Odobenus rosmarus, or…er… your friend equivalent too?
Terrible new health crisis! Many are born with an specific color blindness leaving them unable to discern any shade of ORANGE!
ORANGE MAN DOUBLE PLUS UNGOOD!!!1!!
Orange man in double secret probation
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
Donald Trump turned me into a newt!
…and he has the same name as a duck!
Why a duck, why-a no chicken?
A newt? Did you get better??
Trump says you do indeed need badges, Desperados and Mexican Bandits disproportionately impacted.
Trump showed his white privilege by saying ‘Good morning.’
Obviously not caring that POC cant be guaranteed having a good morning!
Trump once squeezed the Charmin.
He kicked a can down the road, not realizing cans have feelings.
He wouldn’t eat Life cereal.
In January 2017, he forced a black family to move out of their home. (A grateful America thanks you.)
Trump appointed Chuck Norris as Secretary of Defense…. just so he could fire him.
Trump has declared that it is Basil not Basil, despite high-level sources which say that there are numerous members of the cabinet which insist the majority of the experts are saying it’s Basil and not Basil.
Help! The Press Needs a New Anti-Trump Narrative!
Only rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and murder hornets will vote for Donald Trump!!
Turns out Epstein didn’t die, he dreamed all of this. Until tomorrow when Trump holds a Rose Garden Epstein Murdering Summit.
Trump is worse than Bush
Trump is worse than Bush, two Hitlers…
…three Reagans
…four Satans
…five Mussolinis
…six anti-Christs
…seven SUV owners
…eight Christians
…nine Klansmen
…ten non-abortions
…and eleventy seventy-three Conservatives
Today: “Trump puts profits above people’s health by allowing them to go back to work.”
As Election Day Nears: “Your daily reminder Trump doesn’t care about your job and he destroyed the economy.”
Democrat party operative with bylines, are in need of a new Trump Trope:
EEEBBILLL! Orange Man FORCED! goobernors to shutter their states, FORBADE! them to re open, and THAT’S why you are out of work!
A bird shat on my newly washed car! Damn that Trump!