Straight Line of the Day: The SpaceX Manned Dragon Launch Was Postponed Due to Weather. Previous Reasons for Launch Delays Were… Posted by Oppo on 30 May 2020, 12:00 pm Per tankdemon: Straight Line of the Day: The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were…
Previous Reasons for Launch Delays Were… …misplaced the keys. …astronauts were waiting for the new SLotD to be posted and lost track of the time. Reply to this comment
Stacey Abrams, the mission control director, kept hearing people say “Time for lunch.” Reply to this comment
“Somebody” got a sweet deal down at Freddie’s House of Really Long Rocket Fuses. Reply to this comment
Obama Executive Order 1984 still in effect, no rocket launches during the President’s backswing. Reply to this comment
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were… too many white guys in the control room. Reply to this comment
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were… they discovered they were using rockets from the ACME co. Reply to this comment
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were… crew hadn’t got their copies of Frank J.’s new book which is available from distinguished booksellers nationwide. Reply to this comment
Or they got their comped pre-release copies and didn’t want to launch until they were done reading it… Reply to this comment
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were… bullsh*t. Reply to this comment
The launch date fell on a Muslim holiday
… not my fault – the parts my company sold them were good, I swear…
Not enough ventilators.
… incorrect pronouns being bandied about willy-nilly…
phony N95 masks.
… the batteries fell out of the Casio…
someone coughed!
… government interference…
Previous Reasons for Launch Delays Were…
…misplaced the keys.
…astronauts were waiting for the new SLotD to be posted and lost track of the time.
people rushed the platform intent on escaping this world.
One of the studio lights needs to be replaced.
…Kubrick thought the script needed some work.
…the sonic boom would have violated local noise ordinances.
The prophecy was yet to be fulfilled.
They had to wait in line after SpaceA, SpaceB, SpaceC…
…there was too much giggling whenever someone said, “Big Falcon rocket.”
…aliens. Yeah, I said it.
Stacey Abrams, the mission control director, kept hearing people say “Time for lunch.”
Madonna kept barging in to give her rendition of After The Gold Rush.
“Somebody” got a sweet deal down at Freddie’s House of Really Long Rocket Fuses.
Obama Executive Order 1984 still in effect, no rocket launches during the President’s backswing.
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were…
too many white guys in the control room.
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were…
they discovered they were using rockets from the ACME co.
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were…
crew hadn’t got their copies of Frank J.’s new book which is available from distinguished booksellers nationwide.
Or they got their comped pre-release copies and didn’t want to launch until they were done reading it…
The SpaceX manned Dragon launch was postponed due to weather. Previous reasons for launch delays were…
bullsh*t.