Straight Line of the Day: The U.N. is shocked the world didn’t stop fighting. Also a shock to the U.N.:
Report: U.N. Call for Global Coronavirus Ceasefire a ‘Catastrophic Failure’
Breitbart.com | 5/11/2020 | Simon KentA call by the United Nations for a global ceasefire to help restore world peace and understanding during the Chinese coronavirus pandemic was branded “a catastrophic failure” Tuesday by Oxfam International.
The international charitable organization published a report saying the U.N. has been totally ignored in its efforts to be a peacebroker.
It outlined that fighting continues unabated across war-torn countries. . .
The report follows nearly two months after U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres’ initial appeal for an end to war . . .
The cool, sweet, refreshing taste of Pepsi.
The U.N. Is Shocked the World Didn’t Stop Fighting. Also a Shock to the U.N.:
…is that it’s Basil not Basil.
What bears do in the woods (!)
The pope isn’t terribly Catholic, either.
Actually, he is Catholic, terribly…
That’s a good one
purrr……
That nations are not actually united.
…they did not place in the “Miss Congeniality” competition.
The U.N. Is Shocked the World Didn’t Stop Fighting. Also a Shock to the U.N.:
…is that Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn’t see that one coming.
The U.N. Is Shocked the World Didn’t Stop Fighting. Also a Shock to the U.N……
Under the current administration American taxpayers are no longer picking up the lions share of the UN’s expenses.
…that The Last Jedi doesn’t improve with repeat viewings.
But they’ve got a good feeling about the next one.
… nobody routinely refers to Kim Jong Un as the nation’s “ChiaLeader.”
… LEEROY JENKINS! …
… the troubling persistence of those meddling kids…
… the blinding effects of Science…
Also a shock to the U.N.:
Dogs and cats are not, in fact, living together.
Also a shock to the U.N.:
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
…that’s the U.N. commissary coffee is actually Folgers Crystals.
…the Spanish Inquisition
…the French Mistake.
The Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris is replacing their steeple with a large wooden badger.
…everything.
That there’s gambling at Rick’s!
That stepping on a rake hurts!
That the peasants won’t shut up and just eat the cake.
… everybody was Kung Flu fighting…
That it’s not butter!
Apparently, no means no.
You eventually run out of other people’s money.
They still haven’t found that one out.
… that anyone would hate Islamic terrorists.
Also a shock to the UN: Not everyone would do it for Randolph Scott.
Electricity.
Resolutions made by the model UN are taken more seriously.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_United_Nations
Corona virus models bear no resemblance to reality.
Contrariwise, the Model U.N. bears more resemblance to reality than the real U.N.
“Water is wet and fire burns.”
The U.N. is shocked the world didn’t stop fighting. Also a shock to the U.N.:
wrestling is fake.
“Say it ain’t so, Rock.”
– António Guterres –
The U.N. is shocked the world didn’t stop fighting. Also a shock to the U.N.:
the check is in the mail.
Wait, people are dying you say?
Damn. We’d better put down our guns, boys.
Just let us know when the deaths get to an acceptable level for us to pick them back up again.
Stop the killing each other and give flu a chance was not accepted as an ideal peace plan? Man, where are John and Yoko when we need ’em, man.
Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout isolation
Masturbation
Defenestration
Castration . . .
. . .
and Richard Nixon
All We Are Saying
Is Give Our Petri Dish a Chance
All We Are Saying
Is Give Our Petri Dish a Chance
Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that (the UN, not Fangbeer)’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today’s codes?
I struggled to properly structure a joke about the nature of picnics you attend, Oppo, but I decided it would go against my better judgement to post it here. So let it be known that I refrained from impugning the good reputation of the Oppo family picnic tradition.
I don’t know how my family picnics are stupider than the UN’s call to end all fighting, but.. OK. Neither have a reputation to impugn.
… the idiots at Fox canceled Firefly…
… That gambling is going on in here!
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