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Archive of entries posted on 8th January 2022

Straight Line of the Day: Future Headline:

Posted by Oppo on 8 January 2022, 12:12 pm

Straight Line of the Day: Future headline:

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Previously on IMAO…

Saturday Night Hootenanny July 11, 2026
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special July 11, 2026
Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Do With a Strange New Quantum State? July 11, 2026
Friday Night Open Thread: A.I. July 10, 2026
Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Do When Your Debt Exceeds 100% of Your Income? July 10, 2026
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 7/3/2026 : New Matches for 7/10/2026 July 10, 2026
Straight Line of the Day: Per Our Lost & Found Department, What Have You Lost or Found? July 9, 2026
Cartoons and Memes July 9, 2026
Straight Line of the Day: What Might Be in a Movie About a Zombie Congress? July 8, 2026
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results fro 7/1/2026 : New Matches for 7/8/2026 July 8, 2026

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