[Heh. The moderation algorithm put this aside, because of the word “mount,” I’m guessing. And these are the programs they want piloting driverless vehicles.]
How in the hell did double-entendre come up twice in this thread? I swear I didn’t see you post before I posted. Took me 10 minutes just to figure out how to spell it.
… replace John Roberts as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court…
Elon Musk Has Decided Not To Join Twitter’s Board. Instead, He’ll…
…have the other board members walk the plank.
Elon Musk Has Decided Not To Join Twitter’s Board. Instead, He’ll…
stick with companies that are less boring and more about boring.
… continue working on his plans to turn a Tesla Model X into a delivery system for delivering a nuke to the moon…
…go to the moon and put up a sign that says – MMGA (make the moon great again)
The very last sign on the moon?
Not if I can help it.
Elon Musk Has Decided Not To Join Twitter’s Board. Instead, He’ll…
just be the Dogefather and make offfers.
… contact AYH about a hostel takeover.
. . . commence his hostile takeover before the Board officially changes the company name to TwHitler
… give his vast wealth to IMAO to distribute to commenters and the H&B Department. Not sure what the H&B Department is, though.
H&B is more of an institution…
Bartender..I’ll have whatever OPPO is drinking…
Become the Emu’s one true master. Or create an anti, electric Emu to counterbalance him.
Elon Musk Has Decided Not To Join Twitter’s Board. Instead, He’ll…
Secure another gov’t subsidy and mount a search for a decent barber.
[Heh. The moderation algorithm put this aside, because of the word “mount,” I’m guessing. And these are the programs they want piloting driverless vehicles.]
I read this morning that certain parties in Washington DC are requesting that Musk hit the auto-shut off switches on all the Teslas in Rooskieville…
These are the same folks that want a cashless society……
“I’m sorry, Davos. I can’t do that.”
…He’ll put the band back together with Jake and Elwood… the Blues Mobile is gonna be one sweet ride.
It’ll be called “Band by Twitter.”
Ruthlessly quote-Tweet Parag Agrawal.
… become what he always wanted to be… A lumberjack!
“And I thought he was so putsch!”
…he’ll follow fat people around playing The Air Is Getting Slippery on his tuba.
…He’ll eat Zuckerberg for breakfast and poop out Bezos in the afternoon.
[And that didn’t get moderated. Well, I guess we know who doesn’t run WordPress.]
Don’t get your Mullenweg in a knot.
Heh, well I found out how to get it moderated with the last one.
I guess you can’t say “Don’t get your Mu!!enweg in a knot.”
He’ll do a series of colossal stock jostles …… just to annoy Twitter investors, of course.
[“Stock jostles” apparently got you moderated, too. If it’s a double-entendre, maybe I should try using it as a pickup line at a wine bar.]
please do … and let us know results
I went home a loan.
Usually a zero percent interest rate is a good thing for somebody.
How in the hell did double-entendre come up twice in this thread? I swear I didn’t see you post before I posted. Took me 10 minutes just to figure out how to spell it.
You did it correctly without the hyphen; i just don’t like the look of those Frenchie words floating around unshackled. I don’t trust them.
…he’ll re-Brand the Jumanji game, and call it Ketanji!
Woodworking double entendre:
He’ll rout the board.
I’m a little bit too pleased with this one…
Nice….
A dovetail entendre.
… rendered in plane text.
“The sawdust words of tongue groove or pen
Are these few: it mitre been.”
This thread doesn’t auger well…
Nailed it.
Wow, more of the band saw fit to joint in and carve out a few more woody puns. I’m knot worthy.
I wonder if typing “Equus asinus” will get me moderated on this Twitter related comment thread.
Well, doesn’t look like it.
Try longer and harder.
Mabe we’ve been purchased by Twitter.
Cha-Xing!
$
How come the interns are the only ones getting royalty?
They’re the only ones deserving?
They’re the only ones on here that had any assets to begin with.
Elon Musk Has Decided Not To Join Twitter’s Board. Instead, He’ll…
…join Pinkey and the Brain in trying to take over the world!
Bartender..I’ll have whatever Oppo is drinking…
Spend his extra time taking the “Pelosi Course on Successful Insider Training- your not an Insider if you make the call with no roof overhead”…
…insult Jada Pinkett in an anonymous tweet.
…have Stacey Abrams sit on the board, crushing everyone.
…install an edit button located somewhere under Whoopi Goldberg’s circus tent/dress.