Straight Line of the Day: Is Pelosi a Witch or What? Posted by Oppo on 4 April 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Is Pelosi a witch or what? 1 1
Like all Democrats, she has a great deal of trouble with math, and I’m not sure how well she spells… 5 Reply to this comment
I’m not a biologist. It’s quite possible that they is a Warlock…or possibly a Mitch. 11 Reply to this comment
Well, she did stand up and rub her hands together at the SOTU and Justice Thomas came down with COVID. 5 Reply to this comment
… when Biden mentioned “burn pits.” (I assume she refers to Clarence Thomas as “the pits.”) Reply to this comment
We can only find out by burning her. “This new learning fascinates me Sir Bedevere…” 4 Reply to this comment
But only because of the democrat’s failure to burn him as one. 84 failed ethics charges… 1 Reply to this comment
I’m just going to say that it is amazing what they can do with CGI these days. 1 Reply to this comment
She got caught on a hot mic saying: ” Billion’ billion theres toil, theres trouble… Congress burn..Capital on the bubble..” …later she flew off the handle and landed tits up in the parking lot..luckily the birds were ok..so was the broom.. 3 Reply to this comment
A Botox Beeotch
..you mis-spelled (B)itch.
She doesn’t look like she would float…
She’s a what.
A WTF on bad days.
I’ve never had a day that bad
Like all Democrats, she has a great deal of trouble with math, and I’m not sure how well she spells…
What does it mean if she weighs LESS than a duck?
Maybe. Every time she looks in the mirror she says “I’m melltiiiiing.”
She’s definitely a “what”. As in “what is it, dead or alive?”
What you ask a deaf man
Is Pelosi not a witch or what? What? What?
I’m not a biologist. It’s quite possible that they is a Warlock…or possibly a Mitch.
…I’m also not a paranormalist.
Her broom, cauldron, and mirror said yes
A witch…perhaps, a what…for sure.
You’re not allowed to gender Nancy like that!
Well, she did stand up and rub her hands together at the SOTU and Justice Thomas came down with COVID.
… when Biden mentioned “burn pits.” (I assume she refers to Clarence Thomas as “the pits.”)
We can only find out by burning her.
“This new learning fascinates me Sir Bedevere…”
She sure came out strongly against Florida’s “Don’t Say Beetlejuice” law.
If true, it would be a career Endor!
…well, one of her predecessors was a Newt.
-He got better.
But only because of the democrat’s failure to burn him as one.
84 failed ethics charges…
Well, Congress already has the lyin’ and the wardrobe, so …
I’m just going to say that it is amazing what they can do with CGI these days.
What are those eyebrows? Computer glitches?
She got caught on a hot mic saying:
” Billion’ billion theres toil, theres trouble…
Congress burn..Capital on the bubble..”
…later she flew off the handle and landed tits up in the parking lot..luckily the birds were ok..so was the broom..