Audit Finds Half of Joe Biden’s Twitter Followers Are Fake
New York Post | May 17th, 2022 | Jack HobbsAt least half of President Biden’s 22.2 million Twitter followers are bogus, a new audit revealed.
The audit, which was done for the social media giant by software firm SparkToro, found that 49.3% of the president’s followers are “fake followers,” according to Newsweek.
SparkToro has defined “fake followers” as “accounts that are unreachable and will not see the account’s tweets (either because they’re spam, bots, propaganda, etc. or because they’re no longer active on Twitter).”
Straight Line of the Day: Ways to tell that half of Biden’s followers are fake: …

Ways to tell that half of Biden’s followers are fake: …
the real ones are merely brain dead.
Ways to tell that half of Biden’s followers are fake: …
They claim to be one of the 16% surveyed who think the country is going in the right direction.
…they all have the same Dim talking points like “hey let’s tax the rich, middle class and the poor even more so we can nuke the Maga King’s border wall and then send Mexico 150 billion pesos for scorching a few saguaro cacti”
…when you ask them to explain something Biden said, they give you the blue screen of death.
For starters, the half posting that Hunter is a Nigerian prince
Of course they’re fake – no one can follow anything he says.
…their user names are all variations of Johnny Spam
…Their profuse use of “Malarky” and “Dog faced pony soldier.”
… only half?
half are fake, the other half are unreal
Screen names “Bot 1” through “Bot 11,100,000” were somewhat of a tipoff
They all list their home town as Rock Ridge…
Names of everyone who have been voting in Chicago since 1850
They’re all photographed wearing Bozo noses.
They respond to tweets with incoherent words. Everybody knows his real followers can only use emojies.
…distinguish them from the other half, who aren’t real.
The “i” after their name.
I should have known better than to try a math joke.
If bots can’t scream we found them!
Ways to tell that half of Biden’s followers are fake: …
Just ask them.
The worry is the real Biden followers that are the fakes who are faking out the fakers who fake the faking vote counts.
…Musk went full Deckard.
…11.1 million mail-in ballots were sent to people who live at “Twitter Headquarters.”
…That’s all the accounts Treacher has spare time to maintain.
If you think Joe Biden Brandon’s Twitter followers are fake wait till you see his voters….
Breaking News..POTUS Joe Biden admits half of his Twitter followers have not passed the sniff test..but appointments are available….