Gene-Editing Experiment Turns Fluffy Hamsters Into “Aggressive” Mutant Rage Monsters
Metro.co.uk | 5/28/22
Straight Line of the Day: Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
Gene-Editing Experiment Turns Fluffy Hamsters Into “Aggressive” Mutant Rage Monsters
Metro.co.uk | 5/28/22
Straight Line of the Day: Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
Ballot Box Stuffers
…send thousands to the Ukranian Front and watch Putin declare War Crimes against Biden.
… turn a sweet, innocent Swedish teenager into a raving scold…
…turn Basil into Basil…
BeBop and Rocksteady in real life!!!!
I see the study took place in May. Must be because all hamsters and gerbils go onto hiding come June.
From the article: “We anticipated that if we eliminated vasopressin activity, we would reduce both aggression and social communication” First off, why would a group of College scientists in the US be trying to accomplish this goal? Second, jokes.
I think Video games already achieved this goal.
Haven’t these people heard of pornhub?
Were they using soy lattes as a comparison method to achieve the same goal?
Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
Flying Emu with tactical assault beaks
A flying emu once swooped down and stole my chihuahua.
Was it really a “swoop” ? I’ve been working to perfect my EMU-A-PULT, but up ’til now the landings are a bit more…..abrupt.
You spelled “thud” wrong.
Interesting.
…to be an adequate stand in for a ‘laugh track’ on TV news shows.
To run back up for Adam Shift on Jan6 releases.
…you need something to guard the Cave of Caerbannog.
My God, didn’t these people see Serenity?
Maybe they were hoping Inara would show up. Or maybe Kaylee. Or both. mmmm both.
What were we talking about?
MSNBC is always looking for new Newscasters.
…to keep the vicious Chicken of Bristol at bay.
Gene-Editing Experiment Turns Supreme Court Protesters Into “Actual Men And Women”
Maybe we could use it to calm down Don Lemon.
I was going to go with “get multi-colored hair people to be less angry.”
…to keep enough Karen’s in the queue
… to produce a series of Jan6 documentaries …
Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
get some RINO’s moving.
Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
…underground cockfighting rings need a revenue boost.
Possible uses for technology to create aggressive mutant rage monsters…
…an interim remedy until we can perfect sharks with frickin’ lasers.
Teleprompter Loader for the fake White House
…entertainment for teenage girls when their throwing arm is tired or mom is in the hospital.
…put an end to “mostly” peaceful riots.
…act the part of Young John McEnroe in the movie.
…Snoop Dogg weed tester.
If gasoline prices go much higher, I’m going to become an aggressive mutant rage monster!
Ow, what just bit me?