According to something I read on the Internet — so you know it must be true — there are currently ten plagues going on. Really. The article lists them as:
- Locusts
- Bizarre Weather
- Floods
- Earthquakes
- Volcanic Eruptions
- Coronavirus
- African Swine Fever
- H1N1 Swine Flu
- H5N1 Bird Flu
- H5N8 Bird Flu
Some of these could be combined into others. All the flu strains, for example. The weather and floods could be combined. Maybe earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Maybe.
So, that’s down to four, at least. And four plagues is a pretty good amount.
These virus and such can take care of the first vial, right?
The earthquakes and volcanos can release gasses trapped in the bottom of the ocean, which will kill a bunch of sea life. That’s the second vial, right?
You see where this is going. So, what do you think? Should we worry? Or just hope it comes quickly? I’m torn.
Hollywood, TV, and motion pictures are definitely a plague:
SMOD!
Let “Worm” = “Holly”:
All I want to know is: “What caliber for demon?”
That’s more of a holy water and invoking the name of Saint Michael kind of thing. (Don’t let the guys at the lodge know I told you that.)
I don’t have any holy water.
I’ll start with .500 S&W and see how that goes.
Straight through I would wager.
Anything worth killing is worth overkilling.
I’m only going to start worrying when I see Basil, not Basil, walking around with a sandwich board saying “THE END IS NIGH!”
This is just the warm up act; aka, the figs seems to be ripening.