…Doughmama brought out nine golden biscuits for Papa, but she still had one in the oven.
…an innocent and naive young Doughboy, in the heat of passion, lets Julia Child slather him with butter and…
…the true story is told of when he went berserk during the filming of Ghostbusters, killing the entire cast and crew. The tragedy was later greatly compounded when an all female remake was made to honor the fallen.
Ol’ Poppy never was too good at history, and his mistake is why the genie misunderstood him in the first place. Probably why he had the wish at all, really.
….he recollects how he was passed over for the role of Gozer the Traveler as he was just too dang sticky.
…”flakey” is a character flaw, not a selling point…
Does seem to work though for Democratic Presidential hopefuls.
…he provides the details on how to bake a large badger-shaped hollow cream-puff pastry.
….he claims to be on skidrow as he really didn’t make that much dough in that last gig.
all the housewives that groped him over the years are not exactly painted in the most favorable light.
Fish scented pastry is just not that appealing. (except maybe to DamnCat or Walruskkkch)
…announces his run for President, as Dough Biden.
… we discover what happened when a mild-mannered Doughboy got poked one time too many…
… the streets of Chicago come to grips with the horrible truth that poppin’ ain’t fresh, it’s loud, indiscriminate, and bloody…
… “and all the bakers and pâtissiers will look up at me and shout: ‘Save us!’. And I’ll look down and whisper: ‘Hoo-hoo!’.”
Fresh from the Oven Rehab, Poppin’ finds himself in trouble with the pa-roll board
for failing his buttery glaze test yet again.
… Poppin’ faces a recall because his dough was contaminated by bits of stone from poorly-maintained grinding wheels at the grain mill…
…Doughmama brought out nine golden biscuits for Papa, but she still had one in the oven.
…an innocent and naive young Doughboy, in the heat of passion, lets Julia Child slather him with butter and…
…the true story is told of when he went berserk during the filming of Ghostbusters, killing the entire cast and crew. The tragedy was later greatly compounded when an all female remake was made to honor the fallen.
…if you punch him down he will rise again.
…every time he kills he does his signature giggle.
… he’s a grizzled private eye who’s thinks the Uncle Ben & Aunt Jemima cases weren’t suicides, but murders.
In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…
Trigglypuff plays the lead.
In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…
he is dark rye.
Isn’t that wry?
Why the Chinese accent?
…we learn why the elves have to live in a tree.
…we find out the real story of where he learned to frost a cinnamon roll.
He starts whistling “In the Hall of the Mountain King” every time somebody says, “You know, I haven’t seen the Gingerbread Man in a while.”
Do you know the Muffin Man?
…he teams up with the Michelin Man to try to make 2020 a GoodYear™.
GoodYear?
We learn his tragic origin story, when a genie misunderstood 15 year old Pete “Poppy” Frisuer’s desire to become a soldier during World War II.
coughWWIcough
Ol’ Poppy never was too good at history, and his mistake is why the genie misunderstood him in the first place. Probably why he had the wish at all, really.
If you wanted it to be understandable could have used “Great War”.
It wasn’t that great.
Well it was a war.
Oddly if you look at old catalog cards (Yes they once existed) the subject heading was Great War until 1939.
…we learn how Little Debbie got that yeast infection.
…his unsavory behavior leads to stepmom Mrs Butterworth being found dead with her head in the oven.
…his reputation for performance inadequacies inspired the naming of the band Limp Bizkit.
His Ding Dong was never the same after that Little Debbie incident.
…the now out-of-work Land-O-Lakes Indian girl is forced to appear in his “art films” buttering his bread stick.
She couldn’t not have faced a cruller fate.
He is eventually arrested for showing the Sunbeam bread girl his cream-filled long john.
At least he had the sense to baguette first.
He’s not a total batard.
Leave the bun, take the cannoli
…his origin story about his time in the trenches of WWI France.
Busted for watching pRoN at work, his nickname is now Fappin’ Fresh.
Wap, wap, wap.
…he was labeled a Twinkie after is hit single “Matzoh Man”
In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…
He pops but he ain’t very fresh.
In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…
He’s a doughboy but it involves his Pop and Uncle Fresh
He loses his job @ Pillsbury, so he starts pimping out :Strawberry Shortcake, Wendy, and Ruby Tuesday.
I’d watch that movie.
…he refused to check his white privilege.
In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…
comes the child who wants ‘instant’