Midnight Special

We accept you’re one of us. One of us.

Tonight’s artist are…

I hope no one is sedated.

Yuge Results

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Vger Recalibrated

Demands Removal of All 2020 Data, for Consistency

“You Are the Quirk”

Those Were The Days

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Election Boils Down To Whether or Not You Support the Following:

Straight Line of the Day: In the Dark and Gritty Reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy Story…

Straight Line of the Day: In the dark and gritty reboot of the Pop ‘n’ Fresh Doughboy story…

Welcome to IMAO’s Prospective Bat Cave (Kinda Ran Out of Interest in Finishing It)

Random Thoughts: Terrible Media and A/C

I didn’t get people running with the whole 6% of COVID deaths thing like it was some revelation. I thought we already knew most people who die had a contributing factor; it didn’t seem like new information.

Going after the specifics on the “In Defense of Looting” person feels like beating up on the mentally ill. Hard to believe not a right-wing plant.

I think my favorite part of the first Bill & Ted is the unlikely friendship of Billy the Kid and So-crates.

People like socialism over capitalism for the illusion of control. Capitalism promises nothing while delivering more than you could ever want. Socialism promises everything and fails at basic necessities, but people want the promise.

On my morning jog through the park, I didn’t see anyone dying of COVID. And yet they say there is a pandemic. Poppycock!

I don’t think I’ll ever tire talking about what’s wrong about The Last Jedi. I’m already bored talking about what’s wrong about Rise of the Skywalker.

When I first heard about mixed martial arts, I imagined it would be like Bloodsport, with flying kicks and flurries of karate chops. But anytime I’ve glimpsed it, it’s like two people awkwardly grappling while getting in weak punches.
One of these days, I’ll have to give it a proper chance. As popular as it is, I know I’m missing something. It’s not like a joke the rest of the world plays on the U.S. by everyone pretending to like it like soccer.

Trump can be pretty terrible but the media is also terrible so many bad stories about Trump are either made up or blown out of proportion. I have this terribleness line about Trump where below it I assume it’s true and above it I need evidence and backing by non-Trump haters.
The recent story about Trump casually hating on people who died in WWII is well above that line. I need more than anonymous sources said so.
I’m not saying he couldn’t have done it; I’m just not going to assume it’s true as presented.

I don’t see what Trump said about McCain as evidence Trump would insult random people from WWII. McCain said bad things about him but no one who died in WWII ever said something bad about Trump.

I’d pay $30 to watch Black Widow this weekend — and I don’t even care that much about Black Widow — but I’m not paying that for another “Hey, we turned a cartoon into live-action!” cash-in.

When I earned minimum wage, I got $5.05 an hour in Idaho. I could not afford rent at that wage, but I was a teenager still living with my parents, so it didn’t come up. I used the money to buy books for college.

I really think Hillary Clinton and Carole Baskin could be close friends.

According to critical race theory, if you roll a 20, you do double damage.

Note to video game developers: You can make cutscenes pauseable. We have the technology.

Man, all I want is small government and lots and lots of wars.

Critical race theory? I only deal in critical race facts.

It’s great living in Texas where I can run A/C all day at whatever setting I want and there’s still plenty of electricity for everyone.

I’m boycotting Mulan because of human rights reasons and because I find all of Disney’s live-action versions of cartoons to be soulless cash grabs.

That has to be a tough pill to swallow for the left to see Hispanics and other minorities moving to Trump.
“Sure, he’s kinda racist against us, but we still like him better than you.”
Racist is actually less threatening than woke.

My kids are watching this Tangled series, and the villain of the episode used the “You don’t want to end up on the wrong side of history.” line. Thank you. I always thought that fit best for a villain trying to justify doing something horrible.

What do you think it would be like if The Simpsons were still on the air today? I bet Homer would get an iPad.

I cooked a couple of ribeyes and my wife made a chimichurri sauce for them—basic hunter/gatherer dynamic.

Rewatching Cobra Kai since it’s on Netflix now and it is such a good show. I was hoping the kids could watch it with VidAngel—they loved Karate Kid—but the subject matter is way too “adult” even if the language was censored.

Wrapped Around Their Finger

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