Straight Line of the Day: Wait … If Walrus Is Going To Be Gone For Two Weeks, What’s He Likely To Be Doing? Posted by Oppo on 29 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Wait … If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing? 2 1
The same thing we all do on vacation: enjoy the time off while hoping the boss doesn’t get the impression things work better when we’re gone. 3 Reply to this comment
Oppo: Where in the hell have you been, Walrus? Walrus: Traaaaaaaing, sir! Oppo: What kind of training? Walrus: Innnnntern training, sir! 7 Reply to this comment
What’s He Likely To Be Doing? No doubt slaving away to find us the best in memes, cartoons and zany pics for us to caption. The other 13 days I have no idea. 4 Reply to this comment
Wait … If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing? Let us say I will stay inside the bounds of all the legalities necessary. Reply to this comment
So, the unnecessary legalities will be strewn to the wayside. (And how many legalities are really necessary?) 3 Reply to this comment
Walrussing around on the Santa Monica Pier in plain view of the women folk. Google translating the warnings and disclaimers on various ointment purchases. Cat burgling in the Hamptons, same as always. 2 Reply to this comment
Wally the walrus is heading south and has has been spotted in Spain WalesOnline | June 5, 2021 | Philip Dewey The Arctic walrus is continuing his tour of Europe with stops in Tenby, Cornwall, France and now Spain 1 Reply to this comment
Eating oysters, if I remember the story correctly. https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Walrus_and_the_Carpenter 2 Reply to this comment
Hunting down whoever gave this a thumbs down / tofu. . . . And hearing the lamentations of their vermin. (He has an uncertain set of skills..) “I will fine you. And I will krill you.” 3 Reply to this comment
If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing? Trying to hook up with the egg men so they can cut another album. 1 Reply to this comment
Testing for his Emu Obedience Training certification.
Not clear from that who is being trained to be obedient.
Guess.
Researching obscure music trivia so he can stump Les.
The same thing we all do on vacation: enjoy the time off while hoping the boss doesn’t get the impression things work better when we’re gone.
Hookers and blow.
Maybe, maybe not.
Come’on man! We’re counting on you!
Please don’t live vicariously through me. That’s just…just…sad.
Oppo: Where in the hell have you been, Walrus?
Walrus: Traaaaaaaing, sir!
Oppo: What kind of training?
Walrus: Innnnntern training, sir!
that’s between him and the emu.
What’s He Likely To Be Doing?
No doubt slaving away to find us the best in memes, cartoons and zany pics for us to caption. The other 13 days I have no idea.
He’s already divided those responsibilities amongst his interns.
I need more interns Captain, I dinna think I can get it done otherwise!
… “An’ if there’s two of them, there’ll be no treble at all.”
Reading and Reviewing FramkJ’s newest book.
Available from the finest book dealers nationwide.
Investigating the death of John McAfee.
Conferring with Elon about sending a package to the moon. (could be a sign).
Wait … If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing?
Let us say I will stay inside the bounds of all the legalities necessary.
So, the unnecessary legalities will be strewn to the wayside.
(And how many legalities are really necessary?)
🙂
Offering all the Babesleaga winners their congratulatory massage
Something just for the halibut.
Walrussing around on the Santa Monica Pier in plain view of the women folk.
Google translating the warnings and disclaimers on various ointment purchases.
Cat burgling in the Hamptons, same as always.
Damn bargain basement cruise line.
“Carnivorous Cruise Lines”
“If They Covid Xi Me Now . . . “
Eating oysters, if I remember the story correctly.
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Walrus_and_the_Carpenter
I thought the walrus was Paul.
Actually it was Faul
Hunting down whoever gave this a thumbs down / tofu. . . . And hearing the lamentations of their vermin.
(He has an uncertain set of skills..)
“I will fine you. And I will krill you.”
I have a certain set of skills…
I have an uncertain set of skills…
Practicing the true pronunciation of Basil.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
If Walrus is going to be gone for two weeks, what’s he likely to be doing?
Trying to hook up with the egg men so they can cut another album.
Fishing? One week of rest and one week of working around the house?