Grauman’s Chinese Theater Reveals It’s Been Collecting Fingerprints, Footprints, and DNA From Possible Deviants For Decades

Turns Database Over To Authorities

MSM Blames Recent Attacks on Asians and Pacific Islanders on Grauman’s Zionist Use of “Chinese” Name — or Menu — Or Labor. Whatever.

Biden Appoints Harris to Investigate

Harris, in Bermuda, Says: “We’re Going There . . . We’ve Been There . . . We’ve Been . . . We’ve . . . I Don’t Get the Point of Your Question? Heh-heh-heh”

Diagnosis From Dr. Epstein …

… “SARS-CoV-2 didn’t become the only coronavirus of its type to carry a rare DNA segment — rarely seen in nature, but commonly used by gain-of-function researchers — called CGG-CGG (which allows its spike protein to be activated by a common enzyme called furin, which in turn makes it better at invading neighbouring cells) by itself!”

(My, he’s getting wordy in the afterlife. Couldn’t get him to talk before.)