Straight Line of the Day: Things You Can Say To Make a Media Reporter Run Away From You: Posted by Oppo on 5 March 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you: 1
…and here’s the jar you have to place a dollar in every time you get caught bulls€/££ing the audience… 3 Reply to this comment
“And, look! I’ve got Hunter’s laptop here! With photos, videos, signed confessions!” 2 Reply to this comment
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you: “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?” 2 Reply to this comment
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you: “Now, did I fire 6 shots or only 5…” 3 Reply to this comment
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you: Have you met my pet Emu? 2 Reply to this comment
“I saw the whole thing. That poor Asian woman. The one who pushed her was a black man, wearing a hoodie.” 1 Reply to this comment
Well, Nick and Nora Charles, of “The Thin Man” movies, accomplished it by telling reporters they were out of scotch. 2 Reply to this comment
Is there a connection between candy corn and corn nuts?
Is that where Biden kicked CornPop?
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
“Got a minute? I’d like to share this theory about who’s really behind…”
“Didn’t I see you with Epstein?”
…and here’s the jar you have to place a dollar in every time you get caught bulls€/££ing the audience…
Hey, this thing is loaded!
“Would you like the real story about Seth Rich?”
“And, look! I’ve got Hunter’s laptop here! With photos, videos, signed confessions!”
“You want a conservative opinion?”
“All I have for ya is the truth.”
“Pssst:
Benghazi.”
I have incontrovertible evidence that will put Hillary away forever.
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you:
“Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?”
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you:
“Now, did I fire 6 shots or only 5…”
Things you can say to make a media reporter run away from you:
Have you met my pet Emu?
“I saw the whole thing. That poor Asian woman. The one who pushed her was a black man, wearing a hoodie.”
The truth
They can’t handle the truth.
Well, Nick and Nora Charles, of “The Thin Man” movies, accomplished it by telling reporters they were out of scotch.