Friday Night Open Thread: Sounds Vaguely Familiar

A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within.  The essential causes of Rome’s decline lay in her people, her morals, her class struggle, her failing trade, her bureaucratic despotism, her stifling taxes, her consuming wars.

. . .  a disordered government had left Italy poorer than before.  The cause, however, was no inherent exhaustion of the soil, no change in climate, but the negligence and sterility of harassed and discouraged men.

Biological factors were more fundamental. . . . It has been questioned, but the mass importation of barbarians into the Empire by Aurelius, Valentinian, Aurelian, Probus, and Constantine leaves little room for doubt.

 

— Will Durant, Caesar and Christ (1944), Epilogue

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Friday Classic Funny

“Miss Munro, where have you been?”

“I came as quickly as I could sir.”

“You should have come as you were.”

I was in the shower.”

“And…”

“Well I threw on what I had and headed right over.”

“Well next time try to be quicker about it. You got the funny?”

“Right here…somewhere.”

“Can’t wait to see it.”

https://youtu.be/G_Sy6oiJbEk

And on to the not serious.

I blame daylight savings.