For each down-twinkle (tofu), FrankJ personally comes to our house to push our grandmother (by the face) backwards to the floor, and smashes evey piggy bank in the house — taking every last coin and telling the kids he’ll be back on Christmas Eve to take their presents.
HOW DEM WAS SHE???!!!
Nearly an Obscury
Not nearly enough.
She was so Dem she blames the Russian invasion that started 2 weeks ago for the inflation that started a year ago.
Cats be clawvoyant. See tomorrow’s Straight Line. Psychic Kitty.
. . . she’s a psychopath
… it has a nice beat, and she can dance to it…
Here she comes just walking down the street,
Singin’ Biden diddy Biden dumb Biden doo.
… there’s something about the way his leg hairs float in the water – she just has to touch them…
… he has such a nice voice when he lies…
He knew which crayons tasted the best.
Cray-Cray-ola.
“He said my hair smells terrific.”
Biden be Clairolvoyant.
Dem is as Dem does.
When you’re a Dem you’re a Dem all the way.
She Liked Biden Because…
He doesn’t smell like pee. Well, not all the time
The rest of the time he smells like sh#t.
…NPR told her to.
…to do otherwise would be wrong-think.
…she has been assimilated.
…critical thinking is, like, hard!
…like every other thing she believes, she was told she did by MSNBC
…when he whispers, a thrill goes up her leg…
She this, she that. She, she, she….. are you assuming Dora’s gender?
Maybe she’s just A-Rod backwards.
Dem Dora said she liked Biden because…
she never has to think about what the tweet meant.
She was impressed by his perfectly creased Brooks Brothers diaper.
He has arms like Jean Butler, and he likes to Riverdance on the stairs.
Her woke pastor taught her to worship one, omnipotent, government.
Tithing: her woke pastor is doing it wrong.
(Ten percent for the Big Guy — it does not mean what he thinks it means.)
By the way, I accidently down voted the post earlier. Hope those don’t mean that much to you guys.
10 days on double secret probation.
For each down-twinkle (tofu), FrankJ personally comes to our house to push our grandmother (by the face) backwards to the floor, and smashes evey piggy bank in the house — taking every last coin and telling the kids he’ll be back on Christmas Eve to take their presents.
Then he uses sarcasm.
…and that would be just for openers
…she is one of the Broken Woken
Dems are like a box of chocolates. You never know what they’re like inside until someone pokes a finger in their bottom.