AI Model Detects Mental Disorders Based on Web Posts
Techxplore.com | March 2, 2022 | Harini BarathDartmouth researchers have built an artificial intelligence model for detecting mental disorders using conversations on Reddit, part of an emerging wave of screening tools that use computers to analyze social media posts and gain an insight into people’s mental states.
Straight Line of the Day: Uh-oh. This means…
But I was just a Lineman for the county and all I did was drive the main roads looking for the next overload.
… I’ll need to find another form of entertainment.
…”Did you just post this on Twitter?”
“Yes, sir”
(Talks into mike) “We have another 5150…”
…we can expect fewer posts from the CNN folks.
Doubt it, they’ll probably be the only ones left posting.
… that “social media” will be renamed “Mental Media”, and governmental controls will be immediately put into place…
… They’re coming to take me away,
Haha, they’re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they’re coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA
. . . we’re all in double secret probation in the fake Rock Ridge for being knights who didn’t take a ni, and we’re hoping our guards have shot all six bullets and have no plans to cross the streams. Our legal rights are being called “the missing evidence from the IMAO SLotD case.” Dartmouth has determined my mental state as “Abby Normal.”
Hey Dartmouth, analyze the mental state of this. “trunalimunumaprzure”
Or this. “We have the ability to see what can be, unburdened by what has been. And then to make the possible actually happen”
For the Reddit users: How about a nice game of chess?
Wait a minute. You look familiar
Sis?
…my mental illness designation will be “Honey Badger”
May a person just call you Honey?
“I just don’t care.”
I should have my heading examined.
I’m not saying the AI will be abducted by aliens and given an analog probe…. but the AI will be abducted by aliens and given an analog probe.
This means…That now, even as we speak, my blissful life of insanity is being put into jeopardy.
Uh-oh. This means…
No more dissent unless it’s approved. Otherwise, you’re crazy.
Uh-oh. This means…
Stalin smiles quietly to himself.
Pffft…big deal. Anyone can do that all day, easy. Just look for posts by men who think they can be women and women who think they can be men.
Y-y-y-ya mean we can’t???!?
Also look posts by people who use “we” as their first person singular pronoun.
Uh oh!..This means Harris pulled a Bubbly Babbling Biden..forgot what to say..clinched and cut a 3 part toot..the part in middle was quiet and now feels a bit …squishy…
It means that Frank J was well ahead of his time.
Oh great, another place where I’ll get locked up for being myself.