Don’t Let Your Pet Miss Out on the St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations
AccuWeather | Feb. 28, 2022While some people head out to the bars, others have at-home celebrations, and if you’re the latter, then there’s no way you can let your four-legged friend miss out on the fun too.
St Patrick’s Day is celebrated on March 17, which means you have a limited time to order the perfect outfit or toy for your furry friend.
Gross.
Straight Line of the Day: How can pets participate in St. Patrick’s Day?
Corned tuna!
No, that sounds disgusting. Canned tuna will do, thanks.
…be like my Golden Retriever, which is a dyed Green Retriever now. She’s trained to open the fridge and retrieve the beverage of your choice.
Guinness.
Light or regular?
Why is that even a choice?
How can pets participate in St. Patrick’s Day?
Your Boa can claim refugee status from the oppressive regime of Ireland.
Fashion heathen! you never wear feathers before Labor Day!!!
Potatoes for everyone!!!
Boycott The Simpsons for their treatment of animals in general, and snakes in particular…
How can pets participate in St. Patrick’s Day?
Change your name to McEmu.
The McEmu – available for limited time at participating franchises!
Is that the one with Szechuan sauce?
McEmu eats you!
*Spray paint your wooden Badger green!
*paint remover not incl.
Drool
Bark at strangers
Bet their drunk Irish Setter friends they won’t poop in Frank Js yard.
Get drunk and howl about those veterinarians always “after me lucky charms.”
Green catnip and hairballs everywhere.
Eat a bar of Irish Spring and fart bubbles.
AKA an Irish jacuzzi.
Transfer four goldfish from their bowl to a crock. Place it at the end of a rainbow.
Phew. I thought that was going to end: “let simmer all day on low.”
Have your trained jackass say “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid.”
The jackass part is true but “trained” is a considerable overstatement.
Let them help you save money while sprucing up the place..if you puque dont stop them from eating the bites of corned beef and chunks of green boiled potatoes..green from all the green beer..ey..wheres the Jamesons to chase the taste away..
Let your dog help you track down everyones favorite on St.Pattys Day..you know…Erin Go Braless…