BREAKING NEWS…Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, returning to the U.S. on a jet loaned by Klaus Schwab appears to still be suffering from the Asian Foot in Mouth Disease..In a printed statement, supplied to thd media onboard she was to say “I must make my way to Washington to go do some hard work.” Instead she told reporters ” My maid is going to work hard washing a ton of my laudry” Through her suffering she is self medicating with straight shots of frozen vodka on her throat. In her memo she was to explain ” This is for jet lag” Our poor Speaker instead said..” My gawd I am such a jet hag.” Please pray for the Speaker and stay tuned for further evidence of the career deadly Asian Foot in Mouth Disease…
BREAKING NEWS…Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, returning to the U.S. on a jet loaned by Klaus Schwab appears to still be suffering from the Asian Foot in Mouth Disease..In a printed statement, supplied to thd media onboard she was to say “I must make my way to Washington to go do some hard work.” Instead she told reporters ” My maid is going to work hard washing a ton of my laudry” Through her suffering she is self medicating with straight shots of frozen vodka on her throat. In her memo she was to explain ” This is for jet lag” Our poor Speaker instead said..” My gawd I am such a jet hag.” Please pray for the Speaker and stay tuned for further evidence of the career deadly Asian Foot in Mouth Disease…
Biden: “At least I get free Milk Duds this way.”
“Where did I leave that rabbit hole?”
… who needs Easter Bunnies?
..the little Maltesers he’s dropping out the back don’t taste nice…