Pipe cleaners..hundreds and hundreds of pipe cleaners with all the hairy things removed..as they looked around they solemly spoke…” genius…pure genius”..none of the agents would ever be the same….
“Duh; Hunter Biden’s laptop? We’ve had that two years. Wha– What’s incriminating on it? Duh?”
.
“All we know is that Ashley’s diary is not incriminating, but we’ll raid the house of the person who had it, which it totally isn’t incriminating or actual even and shut up you’re going to jail.”
.
“We’re just so competent we can’t locate the person who was planting PIPE BOMBS on VIDEO on Jan. 6th, outside Democratic and Republican headquarters, but we still can locate 60-year-old grandmothers in Alabama who were in the general area.”
“Oh, and we’ve accidentally erased all our cell phones. Again. Whoopsie! After being told not to lose the data under court order. Hyuck. We keep doing that.”
“Why do you keep bringing up Hunter Biden’s child-porn laptop? We’re busy.”
Agent 1- “What is this, some sort of blanket?”
Agent 2- “It looks like a festive horse blanket.”
Agent 1- “It’s too big to be a horse blanket. Bison maybe…or a yak.”
Agent 2- “Wait a second, is that blood?
Emu- (Nonchalant whistling.)
That’s one of the funniest comedy bits I’ve seen in a long time. His timing was perfect, and the glasses falling off his face at the end was pure comic genius. Arbuckle and Keaton could have taken lessons from this guy.
A knock at the door
(You’ve heard it before)
(We’ve already recconned your text.)
Forward a gif?
Say goodbye to the Fifth
Screw the Second — the Fourth is next.
…an old file stating some guy named Basil Pesto worked there.
…”All work and no play makes Walrus something something…” scrawled on the walls..,
A doctoral dissertation on the proper pronunciation of “Basil” carved into the only piece of furniture in the place…
…a giant monitor displaying a slogan, “Big Oppo is watching you”…
Which is true.
And little Oppo wants to come out and play.
Dinosaurs with rocket launchers and moon nuking paraphernalia.
… an Illudium 237 Meme Generator…
Can we expect an Earth-shattering “Kaboom”?
There is supposed to be.
…a shirtload of covfefe.
…my favorite toy mouse I lost months ago! Thanks, fellas!
… nothing but blood and feathers everywhere…
… an empty bottle of Jack and a pool of tears…
An empty pack of gum, and a promise to chew gum and kick commie butt.
The original sacred musket mounted with a plaque bearing George Washington’s famous anti-hippie quote: “Musket to the Junk!”
I’ll have to get a print of that over to the t shirt sweatshop
Seriously, Washington, musket raised to the heavens bellowing musket to the junk!
I’d rock that at a funeral.
Whose funeral? Is that a threat?
Why do I suddenly feel like we’ve fast forwarded 100 years to a boomtown saloon?
Ease off the leather, hoss. I’ll get your next whiskey and two bit cigar.
Because we have.
Then I’ll head of into the sunset for a siesta. Wake me after we get past the Carter admin.
A man’s got to know his trunalimunumaprzure badakathcares.
65,729 empty Coke cans
And yet not one person who admits to drinking Coke.
In all fairness, when they come in screaming where’s the coke, where’s the coke, a person’s liable to become a bit defensive.
Diet coke.
…Jerry Nadler’s AOL password.
. . . copies of Hunter’s laptop and Hillary’s 30,000 e mails, so nothing to see here.
. . . a racist garage door pull, unique in that IMAO doesn’t have a garage
The one with the tassel in the shape of Hitler’s mustache?
“I swear, on second thought, it looked like Stalin’s bolero!”
Pipe cleaners..hundreds and hundreds of pipe cleaners with all the hairy things removed..as they looked around they solemly spoke…” genius…pure genius”..none of the agents would ever be the same….
… w … is this some reference to a movie I haven’t seen? …
Obligatory:
[blazing saddles cutthroat reference.]
[Monty Python witch reference]
[Space balls desert combing reference]
A whole *-load of dimes.
. . . advance copies of Blazing Saddles’ 50th Anniversary DVD, free with purchase of Frank J.’s latest book
At fine booksellers everywhere. Check your local listings!
The remains of the Emu’s last molt, and some dead flies on the windowsill.
Mar-a-Lager
The missing files from the Kelner case, he was innocent!
…themselves even more crooked, corrupt and worthless.
Ah the old FBI coming of age story.
“And we found that the real treasure was all the false allegations we made along the way”
“You had the ability to go back using the Ruby Ridge slip-ups all along!”
::Clicks jackboots furiously::
Lawyers. Guns. No money.
The Bodeen laptop. Shucks.
Carneys. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
ROUS’s
A poster of kitten hanging on to a branch and the words, “Hang In There”, except the kitten is DamnCat
… and the three words are non-PG.
Folger’s Crystals.
Plus, a key to the strawberry cabinet.
Someone in a hole in the ground that refuses to apply the lotion.
Al Capone’s . . . oh, wait . . . never mind.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Who’s kidding whom? The FBI hasn’t been able to find much of anything since they got so political…
“Duh; Hunter Biden’s laptop? We’ve had that two years. Wha– What’s incriminating on it? Duh?”
.
“All we know is that Ashley’s diary is not incriminating, but we’ll raid the house of the person who had it, which it totally isn’t incriminating or actual even and shut up you’re going to jail.”
.
“We’re just so competent we can’t locate the person who was planting PIPE BOMBS on VIDEO on Jan. 6th, outside Democratic and Republican headquarters, but we still can locate 60-year-old grandmothers in Alabama who were in the general area.”
“Oh, and we’ve accidentally erased all our cell phones. Again. Whoopsie! After being told not to lose the data under court order. Hyuck. We keep doing that.”
“Why do you keep bringing up Hunter Biden’s child-porn laptop? We’re busy.”
Oppo?
Did not exist.
Better known as Lamont Cranston…
Agent 1- “What is this, some sort of blanket?”
Agent 2- “It looks like a festive horse blanket.”
Agent 1- “It’s too big to be a horse blanket. Bison maybe…or a yak.”
Agent 2- “Wait a second, is that blood?
Emu- (Nonchalant whistling.)
Biden struggling, with Dr. Jill’s help, to get arm into sleeve of jacket:
Internet would not let me post the video on IMAO. Keeps crashing on the “paste” command. Interesting.
https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2022/08/08/4643619996073609479/640x360_MP4_4643619996073609479.mp4
That’s one of the funniest comedy bits I’ve seen in a long time. His timing was perfect, and the glasses falling off his face at the end was pure comic genius. Arbuckle and Keaton could have taken lessons from this guy.
Arbuckle especially. He was only (falsely) accused of indecent acts — not caught on video like Biden and still given a pass.
This Biden video needs a soundtrack… Not “Yakkity Sax,” perhaps, but maybe some ragtime silent-movie vamp.
Bacon to zzyzx for noting his comedic timing! Could not have been planned better.
Closing question: Why Western women feel it necessary to go out of their way to walk in front of President of the United States?
Sleeve or pockets..always a problem reaching in when it’s his own..
A knock at the door
(You’ve heard it before)
(We’ve already recconned your text.)
Forward a gif?
Say goodbye to the Fifth
Screw the Second — the Fourth is next.
…a large wooden badger…
“LEEROY JENKINS!”
…or at least his DNA on an eaten piece of chicken.