Straight Line of the Day: [While We’re on the Subject] — Your Last Thoughts Before Going to Sleep Tonight: … Posted by Oppo on 5 June 2026, 12:00 pm “What will Gene say tomorrow?”
I can write down my proof of the Riemann Hypothesis when I wake up. No need to get up now. 3 Reply to this comment
I thought about writing a thesis once called the Ramen Noodles Hypothesis…it would have been epic if I had done it according to my 6th grade teacher. Reply to this comment
Ahhh-Whoops!! Corrected. Don’t worry: no interns will get fired for that mistake. Reply to this comment
I can write down my proof of the Riemann Hypothesis when I wake up. No need to get up now.
I thought about writing a thesis once called the Ramen Noodles Hypothesis…it would have been epic if I had done it according to my 6th grade teacher.
I am ALWAYS last thoughts before sleeping.
Ahhh-Whoops!! Corrected.
Don’t worry: no interns will get fired for that mistake.
Punch line moot. Mootated?
::Sad trombone noise::
…whose pajamas am I wearing?
Or NOT wearing?
You’re off tomorrow – shut off the damn alarm…
Blonde
“Did I put the cork back in the bourbon bottle?
Tonight? Who thinks that far ahead?
I wonder if my sleep paralysisdemon is still on vacation.