#16 — And Max what about those poor pitbulls on dolphins that are being netted by the greedy eeevil republicans? Who is saving them? Save the pit bulls on dolphins!!! we must have legislation that protects the pitbulls on dolphins. Perhaps we can cap and trade them?
Max, wouldn’t the rising sea levels from global warming mean that pit bulls on dolphins would be a threat on what used to be land, like fly-over country?
Have you ever noticed the similarities between Nanny Pelosi and Ursula the sea witch from the Little Mermaid…….sorry but 28 years on the Mommy Track make my movie references mostly G rated.
If you are approached by a pit bull riding a dolphin, distract him using a waterskiing squirrel.
Thank God for the Japanese tuna industry. They are keeping the seas safe.
If you are a young nubile male, AquaMan would be a threat level Orange…
Really? I thought for sure it the answer would be “hung-over Ted Kennedy out for a swim”.
“it” = “that”
If you see Rosie O’Donnell swimming towards you, try to hit her in the eye when her jaws close on you, because she won’t feel any hits to the blubber.
Rosie won’t attack, she survives on plankton and chants of “Prosecute Bushhitler.”
kennedy is only dangerous in water if driving. Thank God for Japanese rosie harpooners.
I was distracted by a waterskiing squirrel once…
Sharks
Wow…
Another profound statement. From Martin Luther King to…Pit Bulls riding Dolphins!
Keep up the great work guys 😉 You’re always able to put a smile on my face 🙂
I thought for sure it would be Auqaman, not the pitbulls on dolphins. guess i was wrong.
What about sharks with lasers mounted on their heads?
Rosie…Ocean? Is this a new species of Lesbian Sow Whale?
Angry (e.g. liberal) jellyfish riding modified high output, impeller powered harpoons. They scare even drunk Teddy (Wase-Ted) on a nautical rampage…
Guys, this is no laughing matter, Pit Bulls on Dolphins the world over are endangered by global warming. A consensus of marine biologists say so.
(…the sea was angry that day my friends…)
#16 — And Max what about those poor pitbulls on dolphins that are being netted by the greedy eeevil republicans? Who is saving them? Save the pit bulls on dolphins!!! we must have legislation that protects the pitbulls on dolphins. Perhaps we can cap and trade them?
Max, wouldn’t the rising sea levels from global warming mean that pit bulls on dolphins would be a threat on what used to be land, like fly-over country?
I think Monty Python nailed it with:
“A buffalo with an aqualung” or “underwater goats with snorkels and flippers”.
Have you ever noticed the similarities between Nanny Pelosi and Ursula the sea witch from the Little Mermaid…….sorry but 28 years on the Mommy Track make my movie references mostly G rated.