Are we sure “Allahu Akbar” means “God is great”? Really bizarre thing to yell out while murdering people. Maybe it’s meant sarcastically.
My favorite number has always been 101 because if you draw lines between the zero and ones, you get a tie fighter. Pew! Pew!
If you claim the Obama administration was scandal free, you’re why we have Trump.
Civil War could have been avoided with compromise, but would that have been best? Movie would be boring if Iron Man and Cap didn’t fight.
Seems like half of news articles these days are hoping dumb people get angry reading the headline and not bother to check out the article.
Be smart. Don’t get outraged unless you’re actually paid to be.
To explain Social Security to my kids, I took their candy and said they’d get it back when they’re 65 as they watched Grandma eat it all.
I don’t think most Americans have ever heard “Allahu Ackbar” shouted in any other context than random murder. Not sure whose fault that is.
Maybe you should choose a form of protest where you don’t constantly have to explain you don’t hate the country.
They’re going to have to do another protest to protest people not understanding the meaning of their first protest.
Would never have expected Steve to emerge as a favorite character. #KingSteve
The DNC was united behind their horrible candidate in the primary while the GOP was united against theirs. One succeeded, one failed.
I’m seeing on FOX News that Jake Tapper has joined ISIS. Can I get a second source on this?
The thing I still need an explanation for in Stranger Things 2 is how Dr. Owens was injured but not killed. Did he fall down the stairs?
The Demodogs don’t seem to have a habit of nibbling on you a few times and then moving on.
Just as I suspected: Russia convinced the DNC to rig things for Hillary in exchange for free Communism.
Someone having more money than you – even a lot more money – doesn’t hurt you. It can make you whiny, but that’s you choosing to hurt others
And now to argue about important things in a calm and reasonable manner
starts typing “Nancy: Hitler’s Favorite Stranger Things Character”
I think there should be a Constitutional right to make a living (high burden on regulation/licensing). At same time, no one owes you a job.
Idea: Frank Underwood turn to camera for aside, but gets scared. Whoever he’s talking to has a gun! Now it’s a Who Shot JR murder mystery.
What causes someone to snap like that? Most hate-filled sociopaths I know stick to opining on Twitter.
It is pretty weird that the new reaction to mass shootings is to scream about prayer for a few days and then forget anything ever happened.
Very intense emotion, but no intellectual grounding, so there’s nothing to hold onto after the emotion fades.
We all want to scream at times, but while cathartic, it never really helpful in political debate.
If the left ever want to get anywhere again, they need to forget about Trump’s hate and focus on their own. It’s out of control.
A Christian church was shot up, and it stirred up a lot of anti-Christianity among the left. Is anyone on the left going to take that on?
It’s very ugly. It can’t be healthy for anyone involved. There is a place to direct some compassion.
Remember to factor into your gun control ideas that the government is completely incompetent.
In defense of moron leftist, calling for the death penalty for someone already dead does sort of sound like something Trump would do.
I’m just going to keep saying it: Team Rocket is a terrorist organization.
Who does the NRA terrorize? Can you name any person scared of the NRA who isn’t up for reelection?
The assist mode on Mario Odyssey has been great for my 4yo son. He’s gone through 2/3rds of the main story line all by himself.
When I was four, I was struggling over and over to beat the first stage in the Atari version of Donkey Kong.
For background checks to be useful, need a government to do them competently and guns difficult to get through other means. You have neither
So we’re still in the “if you vote for the blue or the red guy, that will make a big difference!” mode?
So does anyone have any better solution to Trump than “elect Democrats”? Because I suspect that will eventually lead to “worse than Trump.”
I’ve always told my kids that it doesn’t matter the differences in language or culture as anyone can work together for the greater good as long as you have a JSON REST API.

I assume this references one of your works? There’s already a different King Steve that I know of.
“Are we sure “Allahu Akbar” means “God is great”? Really bizarre thing to yell out while murdering people. Maybe it’s meant sarcastically.”
I believe it actually means ‘Allah is greater’ which conveys a superiority to all non-believers. Although it might also mean “To serve man” but then again it might also be translated as “GOD, this is GREAT”.
This is consistently misreported by the brainwashed media. “Allahu Akbar” does not refer generally to God the supreme being, but specifically to God identified as Allah. It is a superlative; it means Allah is the greatest – greater than your god, greater than your culture, greater than your society, greater than your nation-state, greater than your infidel beliefs. It’s the Islamic equivalent of “We’re number one!,” and is a justification for the eradication of all lesser belief systems, and the lesser beings who hold those beliefs, worship the wrong god, follow lesser prophets (Abraham, Jesus), and just generally deserve to welter in their own infidel blood. Because they refuse to acknowledge that Allah is greater than their puny gods.
In defense of moron leftist, calling for the death penalty for someone already dead does sort of sound like something Trump would do… It’s not as stupid as it sounds, I can’t think of a single instance of the left objecting to the death penalty for someone who is already dead. They’ll raise hell if you want to put a live baby raping killer to death for his crimes, but say the same thing about a dead one…crickets.
Oh, I don’t know. Say something like “He totally deserved the death penalty” or “I am so glad he was put to death,” and I imagine you’ll get all sorts of hysterical argument about how society has reduced itself to the same level as the baby-raping killer – and, if the executed killer was a Person of Color or member of some other recognized Victim Group, you’ll get an earful about how racist and biased and oppressive and indefensible it was to even arrest him for the crime, much less execute him for it. Because the police would never have even questioned him if he hadn’t been committing the “crime” of “Walking While Black,” the sick racists! Fruit of the poisoned tree! The “evidence” was all obtained through profiling, and was probably faked as well, and [at this point you check out].
“I’m seeing on FOX News that Jake Tapper has joined ISIS. Can I get a second source on this?”
If you are a journalist you don’t a second source.
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