Fill ‘Er Up

America’s top border patrol official said that illegal immigration across the southwest border is on track to be at a 45-year low by the end of next month.

Not sure whether to credit Trump’s wall talk, or just assume that there’s nobody left to cross the border anymore because they’re here already.

Link of the Day: I Remember Back on the USS Enterprise When Marines Would Run “Security Drills” – Which Meant They’d Bust into the Room Screaming and Waving Shotguns Around…

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

11 Things You Might Not Know About the Marine Corps

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