You’ve heard of strip-mining?
Liberal states (California and New York) are engaged in strip-taxing.
I just invented that. Feel free to use it.

The fatted tax calf — and strippers — in one image. Pretty impressive. (What are those, crutches? What the hell?)

Takeit all, take it all off!
“The fatted tax calf” – that’s what happens when your state becomes over run with vegans. No one is there to kill that calf when it’s at its most tender/delicious, and with no other predators, it just keeps growing and growing. Ironically though for vegans, the strippers gardens are all bare nowadays.