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Archive of entries posted on 12th September 2026

Straight Line of the Day: Some Dude Whispered To Me “Plastics.” What the Heck Was He Talking About?

Posted by Oppo on 12 September 2026, 12:00 pm
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Previously on IMAO…

  • Straight Line of the Day: Some Dude Whispered To Me “Plastics.” What the Heck Was He Talking About? September 12, 2026
  • Welcome to IMAO! We’re Giving Away This Image To Everyone Who Submits a Funny or Thought-Provoking Comment! September 12, 2026
  • Friday Night Open Thread: With All Due Respect, Who Gets To Decide How Much Respect Is Due? September 11, 2026
  • Quote of the Day September 11, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: The Response Was: … September 11, 2026
  • Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/4/2026 : New Matches for 9/11/2026 September 11, 2026
  • Quote of the Day September 10, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places, Such As … September 10, 2026
  • Cartoons and Memes September 10, 2026
  • Quote of the Day September 9, 2026

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