Archive of entries posted on 25th September 2026
Quote of the Day
TGIF? Really? That’s all you got?
“The ’80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a f***ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. Top Gun. Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” ~~ Ryan Reynolds
Polywantacrackerism
Our society is polyamorous, polymorphic, polytheistic, and polysyllabic. It promotes giving everything to everyone, as long as they can muster the language skills to ask for it.
That’s “muster,” not “mister.”
Spoiled parents raising spoiled parrots. With a few cockatoos thrown in. Children of braacckkkkkkkken homes.
Society is a Dead Parrot Sketch without a punchline, with conservatives in the role of John Cleese. It’s sad.
Straight Line of the Day: If Beer Is God’s Way of Showing He Wants Us To Be Happy, Then Tequila…
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/18/2026 : New Matches for 9/25/2026
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Results from 9/18/2026
| (3) Sophie Marceau | No Preference | (10) Rosemund Pike |
|---|---|---|
| 111 | 0 | 62 |
| Halle Berry | No Preference | Serena Scott Thomas |
|---|---|---|
| 125 | 0 | 55 |
New Matches for 9/25/2026
Match 1
(7) Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs (14) Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (7) Ursula Andress | 7 – 1 – 0 | 1211 – 8 – 550 |
Honey Ryder
Actress: Ursula Andress Nationality: Swiss Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.
Ursula Andress
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (14) Tania Mallet | 5 – 3 – 0 | 959 – 5 – 715 |
Tilly Masterson
Actress: Tania Mallet Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.
Tania Mallet
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Match 2
Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs (15) Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Nadja Regin | 1 – 7 – 0 | 399 – 35 – 939 |
Bonita
Actress: Nadja Regin Nationality: Serbian Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.
Nadja Regin
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Shirley Eaton | 5 – 3 – 0 | 925 – 16 – 568 |
Jill Masterson
Actress: Shirley Eaton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.
Shirley Eaton
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