“Hi Mr. Walrus, why are so many of the interns walking around funny like?”
“Merely an adminstrative matter, nothing to concern you.”
“Thanks.”
“Unless you want it to.”
“I think I’ll stick with the classic funny. This week in addition to the Farsides we have a little celebration for the 50th anniversary of Blazing Saddles. Some selected clips.”
“Fantastic, proceed.”
“Hi Mr. Walrus, some bad news I’m afraid.”
“Oh noes, what is wrong?”
“No Far Sides.”
“None? Then how about some classic TV comedy?”
“Err, no.”
“Classic Bugs Bunny?”
“Err, no.”
“Well, what do you have?”
“Silly songs and parodies.”
“That’s it?”
“Afraid so sir.”
“Well I expect better from you next year.”
“Hi Mr. Walrus I got a full set of Far Sides from Miss Derek for today.”
“Fantastic, and I’ve got good news for you.”
“What is it?”
You’ve done such a great job as an intern you will be joining us in Las Vegas next week.”
“Wow, I’m so happy my work is meeting your standards.”
“Above and beyond Miss Cates.”
“Hey there Mr. Walrus I hope your Friday is going well.”
“Gotten a lot better lately. Quick give me the good before Gene gets here.”
“You mean the Far Sides?”
“Errr, maybe. Okay show me what you got.”
“A far grouping of Far Sides from Miss Derek and an oldy with some well known faces.”
“Do tell.”
“Nope, you’re gonna have to guess who they are.”
