Comedy Of Comedy Request

I want you! To pull my finger.
It’s carnival time again. But there’s no host. But instead of whining, pointing fingers at your notes and turning red in the face like a house-trailer-library-having-legacy-loser, I’m taking the high road.
The first person to email me at my email addy with the phrase “Bill Clinton is a whiny nincompoop.” will get to host the next Carnival Of Comedy.
C’mon you know you want to. If you don’t then you just might be a Bubba lover.
Update: No response yet.
Update 2: Thanks to Chris at Platypus Society for hosting last week.
Update 3: SteveO at the Acme Anvil Company has graciously called Bill Clinton a whiny nincompoop. Go SteveO! He’s no Bubba lover, unlike the rest of you.

An Unauthorized Carnival Of Comedy

The Carnival has been on hiatus. I’m sure you’ve noticed. Haven’t you? Just humor me.
There has been a development though, a brigand in the spirit of talk like a pirate day, has taken over the good ship Carnival of Comedy and posted it without approval, clearance or authorization.
They also did it without permission. I did not sign off on it or greenlight it.
I did not say it was alright or allowed.
I did, however, say it ws OK.
Go check it out at The Evil Incarnate Blog.
Anarchy Rules.

Comedy Carnival Of Comedy Reminder

I want you! To pull my finger.
I’m sorry folks, the carnival reminder is on time this week. I mean, “Hey look, folks!,” the carnival reminder is on time this week! I guess I’m just in the habit of apologising.
Anyway, Steve The Pirate will be te host of the Carnival of Comedy this week.Go check out his blog Stevethepirate.net, though its not really much there about pirates.
And while you are on the internet today write something funny on your own blog and submit it to the carnival here, and give Steve somehing to do Wednesday night and garner the huge surge of traffic when the carnival actually gets posted on Thursday (as Steve promises)
I’ll do my part for the carnival community.

Carnival of Comedy Times Two!

I want you! To pull my finger.I want you! To pull my finger.
Last weeks Carnival of Comedy was at the KAG report. Sorry for the late posting.
Mr. KAG, or Kaggy as we call hiim, also did me and by extension you, the favor of compiling the carnival for the week immediately prior to that one since Miriam didn’t even bother. He called it the Spare Carnival.
Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I once planned to make.
SPARE: the Final Front Tire
More carnival stuff today too. Whee!

Holy Cow! It’s Carnival of Comedy Day!

Where’ve I been?
I need to post a reminder! And some other stuff!
NOW!
Reminder: it’s July 20th, so that means Miriams Ideas will have the carnival on Friday. She doesn’t do fancy graphics, she doesn’t even have the ‘keys to the carnival’l!
I will email them to her.

In the meanwhile, send your entries for tomorrow’s carnival here, or here!

Carnival Schedule
July 27th The Kag Report – Striving for average got too tough for him!
Aug 3rd Progressive Islam – He says he’s a funny muslim!
Aug 10th The Blue Square – He’s sad and his 4 sides all measure the same!