Wonder what Frank is thinking?
Some of you are saying “He’s not thinking anything.” But you’d be wrong.
But, he won’t forget. In fact, he got her a new house. But, he came along with it from the old place. So, it’s not really hers. It’s “theirs.” So, as cool as a new house is, as long as Frank has a key to the place, it’s not truly “hers.”
And Frank knows that. Which is why he’s trying to think of the perfect gift for his wife.
A few of his minions (that’s me, you, and all the others who read his blog) have some ideas for the perfect gift. And some of the suggestions are pretty good ones:
- Subscription to HBO
- Pink AR-15 (is it still evil if pink) *
- Pink 1911
- Robot controlling monkey’s head in a box
- Diamonds (she is a girl)
- Fur coat, from baby seals that you clubbed yourself, much more thoughtful then store bought baby seal fur.
- Book of wise Latina woman wisdom
- Two men at once — one cooking, the other cleaning *
- Any of a list of gun accessories
- A nice quiet relaxing day, with no mention on that stupid blog. Just like last year.
Good ideas, all. Well, some of them, anyway.
But, you can never have too many gift suggestions. Ideas?