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If someone accused me of supporting the Obama agenda, I’d get violent too.

In this age of video and YouTube, it’s probably good advice to politicians to not violently assault people.

Maybe Etheridge has a good excuse like he had some bad acid or something. Or he thought the kid was Justin Bieber.

The way Etheridge grabbed that kids hand at the beginning, I thought he was going to follow it up with, “Kneel before Zod!”

“So you want fries with that?” “Who are you?! WHO ARE YOU?!!!”

A reporter tried to ask Etheridge about the incident, but Etheridge’s only comment was, “Who are you?!!”

So is Etheridge a Representative or a really aggressive census worker? “Who are you?! What’s your name?!!”

So did they introduce the vuvuzela to keep Americans from falling asleep while watching the games?

The oil spill as Obama’s 9/11? It would be more comparable if it took Bush a month to read “My Pet Goat.”

Would what Etheridge did be considered a “harsh interrogation technique”?

Who will protect the Tea Parties from violent, angry politicians?

Could someone use an autotune to make Etheridge sing the chorus to the Who song “Who Are You”?

Palin’s quest to make “feminist” a non-derisive terms seems to be angering a lot of feminists.

I like Douthat. He’s the one guy at the NYTimes trying to sound smart who I think actually succeeds.

Watching Babylon 5 and one guy said, “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Salk.” I knew they heard about me in the future!

Is it a guarantee when Beggin’ Strips says that “Dogs Don’t Know It’s Not Bacon!”? If my dog discovers the ruse and attacks me, can I sue? It could be like when I found out my wife was giving me turkey bacon all over again.

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  1. Your wife gives you turkey bacon and you haven’t divorced her yet? I am sure she is lovely and has many admirable personal qualities, but a man just has to draw the line when his woman starts messing with his cured meat.

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  2. “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Salk.” I knew they heard about me in the future!

    I doubt you’d be so pleased with yourself if they’d said “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Obama.”

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  3. If someone accused me of supporting the Obama agenda, I’d get violent too.

    Would you also turn old and Southern?

    So did they introduce the vuvuzela to keep Americans from falling asleep while watching the games?

    No. The sound of the vuvuzela was introduced to remind Americans that they should be mowing the lawn, or doing some overtime at work, or playing with their kids, or gardening, anything but actually watching World Cup soccer.

    Watching Babylon 5 and one guy said, “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Salk.” I knew they heard about me in the future!

    I didn’t know your steakhouse was so famous, Frank.

    Is it a guarantee when Beggin’ Strips says that “Dogs Don’t Know It’s Not Bacon!”? If my dog discovers the ruse and attacks me, can I sue? It could be like when I found out my wife was giving me turkey bacon all over again.

    You can’t tell the difference between turkey “bacon” and real bacon? Sigh.

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  4. It could be like when I found out my wife was giving me turkey bacon all over again.

    Well that explains the goatee.

    The way Etheridge grabbed that kids hand at the beginning, I thought he was going to follow it up with, “Kneel before Zod!”

    I thought he only did that with bwarknee fwank.

    Palin’s quest to make “feminist” a non-derisive terms seems to be angering a lot of feminists.

    feminist n. : ugly broad that couldn’t get a date for prom, even with another ugly broad.

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  5. “In this age of video and YouTube, it’s probably good advice to politicians to not violently assault people.”

    Yep, and according to the AP, “Etheridge, a congressman in North Carolina since 1997, reiterated his apology at a hastily called news conference Monday afternoon.” I wonder…at that press conference, did he take any questions? How did that go?

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  6. Is it a guarantee when Beggin’ Strips says that “Dogs Don’t Know It’s Not Bacon!”? If my dog discovers the ruse and attacks me, can I sue?

    Yes. if Kellogs can be sued *multiple* times over the fact that Fruit Loops don’t contain actual real fruit (http://tinyurl.com/2dm3acm), I’d say you would definitely have standing in a class action suit against Amalgamated Beggin’ Strips Corp.

    But be careful, Fred, from what I learned from watching Silkwood, Beggin’ Strips Corp. will soon send its goons after you, or mebbe after Meryl Streep; I’m not sure.

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  7. It is slowly dawning on Dems that Etheridge is a Republican plant.

    You have to respect the long term planning of the Republican scheme, installing their plant in 1997 and then lying in wait all these years for the exact right moment to spring their trap. “Macaca! We will be avenged!”

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  8. While it’s true that you could sue the Beggin’ Strips Corp if your dog attacks you for deceiving him, it’s also true that you will have a difficult time finding a lawyer to do the job. Face it…the kind of lawyer you need to do the deed is the type who would evict his own widowed grandmother from her home while suing her for her last social security check. Unfortunately for you, lawyers of that caliber will be too busy working both sides of the legal gold mine down in the Golf of Mexico to bother with a small potatoes case like yours. I have no idea what kind of God lawyers pray to (if any) but He/She/It has certainly answered their prayers with this situation in the gulf. Lawyers haven’t had this great an opportunity to line their pockets since the Exxon Valdez oil spill and they won’t let it pass them by. The best you could hope for is some third stringer with a degree from the University of Podunk Junction and all the killer instincts of a hummingbird. So…even if your dog does attack you, my advice is to wait the thirty or so years it will take for the law suits against BP to be resolved and the lawyers to once again be hungry enough to take on your case.

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  9. Shiggz super happy donkey fun sunshine party random thoughts. (sorry if some are repeats been gone a bit)

    -Does Banana and Bandanna being nearly the same give ESL’s alot of trouble? Do they say phrases like “If you are hot try putting a Banana on your face”?

    -A people united with a government divided will rise.
    A people divided with a government united will fall.

    -I would say cynicism comes in two versions ignorant and tragically self-aware.

    -Chinese worry their jobs will be outsourced to Vietnam or Cambodia.

    -Anyone who thinks that modern people are smarter then people in olden times should read the labels advertisements in for female beauty products.

    -Capitalism punishes the naive, lazy, and weak. Socialism punishes the strong, creative, the able who aren’t inside the party and also punishes the naive, lazy, and weak.

    -When It comes to humans and bubbles it is way less painful to deflate instead of ignoring it until it pops. Yet like the old “prisoner dilemma” every time people collectively choose their own short term interest and choose to let it inflate until it pops on its own later.

    -Western Liberals are especially blind when dealing with Islam because they cant understand how Islam is immune to all the things Liberals are enslaved too. Materialism, victim card, race card, etc..

    -when leftists have no idea how to rebut a statement they will instantly start describing the point being used as a political tactic.

    -Despite what the Media says over and over again I do not find supermodels with the bodies of 12 year old boys attractive.

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  10. “Watching Babylon 5 and one guy said, “You’ll go down in history like Fleming or Salk.” I knew they heard about me in the future!”

    I got some news you may not like. They’re talking about Peggy Flemming.

    “So did they introduce the vuvuzela to keep Americans from falling asleep while watching the games?”

    No, it was to give them African Bee swarm nightmares. I haven’t watched any of the Soccer World Cup games. I tend to stay away from sports whose name sounds a lot like “sucker.” As in what you have to be to watch that coma inducing sport.

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  11. When I watched Etheridge man handle that student i thought “Stranger Danger”.

    On a trip to Texas we encounterd Country Fried Bacon, with gravy on the side. My arteries said no. But could we fool your dog with Country Fried Tirkey Beggin Strips with Gravy On The Side, TM?

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  12. @zzyzx: You are right in that there is a migration of lawyers headed to the gulf. On the other hand, law firms just love the class action that involves a huge class (purchasers of Beggin’ Strips), each of whom have suffered only a minor damage. The lawyers make out like Banshees because they and the defendant just want to settle, and no one really cares that the class members get nothing. So, the defendant agrees to send each of the class members a $0.50 coupon for the next box o’ Beggin’ Strips, while paying the class lawyers millions.

    It’s an absolutely beautiful shakedown. Sometimes, I wish I had no scruples because in a twisted way, I admire a really good scam.

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  13. “A reporter tried to ask Etheridge about the incident, but Etheridge’s only comment was, “Who are you?!!””

    Proof that Etheridge is a Vorlon.
    And not a nice Vorlon like Kosh, but like that really evil Vorlon.
    What was his name?
    Oh yeah: Kosh too.

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