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I Never Knew That Thing About Monkey Questions

Saturday, November 22, 2014 10:00 pm


[Is Your Red The Same as My Red?] (Viewer #11,015,326)

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Harry’s a BIG Boy

Saturday, November 22, 2014 8:00 pm

Harry Reid’s take on the midterms: “the message from voters is clear: they want us to work together”.

Yes, like when you give your kid a Fisher-Price mower to “help” with the lawn.

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Frustrating Time Waster: Frustraster!

Saturday, November 22, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Pixactly via Neatorama]

Pixactly

Pixactly is both a game and a quiz that tests your knowledge of graphic space in pixels. You are challenged to draw a box of specified pixel size, both horizontally and vertically. The game keeps track of how many pixels you are off over five attempts.

I got 205, but I cut 150×110 and 75×75 images every day in my day job.

Let me know how you do.

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I’ve Always Wanted to See Doonesbury Get a Good Hippie-Punching

Saturday, November 22, 2014 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to Right Wing Riot]

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What Buck?

Saturday, November 22, 2014 12:00 pm

A White House aide told The New York Times that, despite the beating Democrats took in the mid-terms, President Obama “doesn’t feel repudiated”.

Yup… in Obama’s head, nothing is a reflection on him unless a terrorist dies.

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Still Not Dinosaurs With Rocket Launchers

Saturday, November 22, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Gun Free Zone]

Another early prototype fails to live up to its promise.

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When Democrats Offer “Help”

Friday, November 21, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

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Every Superhero Movie Not Made By Joss Whedon (Metaphorically Speaking)

Friday, November 21, 2014 9:00 pm


[Rainbow Man (Official Trailer)] (Viewer #128,313)

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Here – Make This Go Away

Friday, November 21, 2014 8:00 pm

Internal Revenue Service Commissioner John Koskinen said he expected the 2015 tax season is “going to be miserable”.

Mostly for the poor slobs in IT in charge of installing new hard drives.

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*SO* Close to Brilliant

Friday, November 21, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Introducing the Affordable Phone Act!

Friday, November 21, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The People's Cube]

Introducing the Affordable Phone Act!

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Also, That Weird, Nervous Hyena-Giggle of His

Friday, November 21, 2014 4:00 pm

Josh Earnest said there are “a variety of reasons” why Biden is not the best person to succeed Obama.

For instance, it’s really hard for him to walk with both feet in his mouth.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, November 21, 2014 3:24 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “In Its Lastest Act of Aggression, Russia Is Threatening…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

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Obama Warned Us – Affordable

Friday, November 21, 2014 2:00 pm

Thanks to health care reform, Doris finally has an affordable plan. http://ofa.bo/j1ar #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“While all of her neighbors’ premiums doubled.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House Is Getting Ready for Thanksgiving By…

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…

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It’s Not How They Start That Matters

Friday, November 21, 2014 8:00 am

A new report shows that Islamic terrorist groups post 90 messages on Twitter every minute.

Fine with me, as long as they end in #DoYouHearAnIncomingMissile

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I’ll Take Option A

Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Kill the Whales Song

Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:00 pm

The full version of the song briefly excerpted in that video I posted yesterday


[Mates of State: Kill The Whales Anthem - Studio C] (Viewer #54,063)

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Is This a Good Idea? Because Data Went Crazy and Tortured His Best Friend Because of This

Thursday, November 20, 2014 8:00 pm

A company has developed a new microchip that allows electronic devices to show an emotional response.

Great. Now my GPS can be even MORE irritable about U-turns.

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GruberGate for the ADD-Afflicted

Thursday, November 20, 2014 7:00 pm

(Submitted by Steve via Common Cents [High Praise!])


[All of #GruberGate in Two Minutes] (Viewer #45,940)

I’d have liked this better if each clip were clearly labeled with a date, because it jumps around a bit, but suffice it to say that if they’re praising Gruber, it’s 2009, and if they act like they’ve never heard of him, it’s 2014.

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