Also, Stay Away from Stephen Hawking’s Page

A new study shows that when you’re reading Facebook, your perception of time becomes distorted.

Pfft! Psychologists and their easy answers. Obviously the problem is that Facebook accelerates you closer to the speed of light.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Also, Clamshell Packaging

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Strong, Independent Woman… Until It’s Time to Pay for Dinner

Trying to appear feminist, Hillary Clinton appeared in a video declaring “the future is female”.

I’m fine with that, as long as the future doesn’t try to make me pay for its birth control.

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Link of the Day: Not Complete Surprises, But I Found Them Interesting

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

5 Strange Facts About the Planet Earth

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You Had Me at “Buckets of Death”

[How 2 Weaponize the Magnus Effect (Buckets Of Death)] (Viewer #450,697)

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Extra-Angry Because White Was Winning

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Bulls Don’t Kill Flies, They Just Tail-Swoosh Them

MSNBC’s Katy Tur suggested that Donald Trump will eventually be responsible for the “suspicious deaths” of journalists he dislikes.

First he’d have to notice them. But then he’d just tweet at them. Katy’s bitter that there’ll never be one about her.

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The Illustrated Frank J: For All The Good They Do, *Every* EULA Could Be Written in Cursive

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Then There’s the Other Reason for Trying It

A new study shows that meditation is better than prescription drugs for treating anxiety.

Good, because you sure as heck can’t afford the latter under Obamacare.

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Link of the Day: #12 – American Soldiers

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11 Weapons That Won World War II

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This Villain Is So Bad at Villainy, You’d Think He Was a Government Program in Charge of Improving It

[a villain who unintentionally always does helpful things] (Viewer #1,448,945)

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One of These Should Be Included With Every Elective Office and/or Hollywood Fundraiser

A new watch tells boring people when it’s time to shut up.

Oh… I thought that’s what it meant whenever the display lights up on an Apple Watch.

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Another Clue: Adequate Personal Hygiene

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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The Illustrated Frank J: They May Have a Plan, But They Don’t Have Mike Pence’s Superpower of Tie-Breaking

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Ordinary Average Guy

After leaving the White House, former President Obama was spotted kite-surfing with billionaire Richard Branson on Branson’s private island in the Caribbean.

It’s good to see Obama hasn’t lost his touch with the common folk… who give liberals 10-figure donations.

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