This Time It’s Different Because It Has MORE of the Same Thing

Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer chastised his party, saying “the number one thing we did wrong was not to present a strong, bold economic agenda”.

No, it’s that we’re still in debt paying for your last strong, bold, economic agenda.

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The Illustrated Frank J: What If They Only Had Swords or Spiky Baseball Bats?

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Chop This!

[Home Made Wood Sword – Will It Kill?] (Viewer #2,841,089)

This is mostly just silly, but I also found myself amused and charmed at the sight of a grown man making a toy sword and then putting it through its paces like a real weapon.

To be fair, though, I can’t believe the hilt didn’t snap off when he started banging it on the vise with that beefy arm of his.

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Well, Since They’re Already There…

A new report shows that an increasing number of US cars are being made in Mexico.

Hmmm… can we secretly program them to build a wall for us?

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Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway

On the verge of commercial space tourism, Elon Musk said that the first passengers on SpaceX rockets must be “brave”.

Considering how well Obamacare repeal has fared, I’m guessing that group won’t include any Senate Republicans.

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Patience of a Saint, Cash of Scrooge McDuck

[How to Build Amazing Balancing Bridge out of Coins Without Glue] (Viewer #1,355,056)

I don’t like solving puzzles, since I have a hard time thinking around corners, especially in 3D. This one was no exception. Mostly I just wanted to see how it was done, and knowing was worth the time spent watching the video for me.

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Link of the Day: Caveat Emptor Always Applies

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

Marketing Ain’t Product

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Forget Ponies & Loan-Sharking

A new NYC law makes dog-sitting illegal for people without a kennel license.

Great… now I’ve got an image stuck in my head of Italian guys with tommy guns and half-a-dozen dogs on leashes.

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Worth Fighting For

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Democrat Leaders Announced the New Liberal Agenda. Topping the List…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Democrat leaders announced the new liberal agenda. Topping the list…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Then We’d Have All Those “Lex Colluded With Russia” Stories

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Evel Knievel Died in His Bed at the Age of 69

A new reports shows that positive thinking could extend your lifespan and that just believing you are healthy cuts your risk of early death by 71%.

Although the effects are often negated by those optimistically saying “hold my beer and watch this”.

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Which I’d Be All in Favor of Them Doing Anyway

After nearly eight years, the Internal Revenue Service finally granted tax-exempt status to the Albuquerque Tea Party.

Wow… it would’ve taken less time to walk across the country and throw the IRS into Boston Harbor.

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MORE Fun With Crossbows

[Crossbow Extreme: Home Made, 300 lb, Flesh Eating Bolts!] (Viewer #222,300)

Whatever you’re using for ammo in your crossbow, this is better.

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Link of the Day: Don’t Let This Happen to You

[High Praise! to Totally Real News]

Satire – Mark Zuckerburg Wastes Entire Afternoon Responding To Facebook Comment

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