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What Part of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei Don’t You Understand?

Sunday, January 25, 2015 10:00 pm

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[The Nazis Were Socialists, Not Right-Wingers] (Viewer #12,473)

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Almost

Sunday, January 25, 2015 8:00 pm

Commenting on Paris, President Obama said “these kind of attacks can happen anywhere in the world”.

Yes… except where there aren’t any radical Muslims.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

Sunday, January 25, 2015 6:00 pm

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Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

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Also, Trying to Get Logged Into HealthCare.Gov

Sunday, January 25, 2015 3:00 pm


[MAZES] (Viewer #997,616)

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There’s an Easy Way

Sunday, January 25, 2015 12:00 pm

Iran claims that it’s built “the world’s first missile-evading drone”.

How’s it do that? Comply with uranium enrichment restrictions?

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Wait… Isn’t This How Obamacare Got Passed?

Sunday, January 25, 2015 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Basic Instructions]

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Forgot About the Blunt Force Trauma

Saturday, January 24, 2015 10:00 pm


[Could Kool-Aid Man Break Through a Wall?] (Viewer #786,896)

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Fast and Farsious

Saturday, January 24, 2015 8:00 pm

A new report shows that US weapons intended for Iraq’s military are ending up in the hands of Iranian insurgents.

Great. Who’s transporting the weapons? Eric Holder?

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Link of the Day: Satire – Opinion: Thanks For All The Vengeance

Saturday, January 24, 2015 6:00 pm

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Opinion: Thanks For All The Vengeance

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They Make It Seem So Possible

Saturday, January 24, 2015 3:00 pm


How To Win An Oscar – EPIC HOW TO] (Viewer #230,345)

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Fake As Kwanzaa

Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:00 pm

The country of Nepal will now issue passports with a third gender category for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people.

If this were really so important, wouldn’t they push for a third bathroom first?

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We Need to Fully Fund NASA

Saturday, January 24, 2015 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: A Solid Plan

Friday, January 23, 2015 10:00 pm

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How to Build an Airplane

Friday, January 23, 2015 9:00 pm


[How An Airplane Is Made] (Viewer #617,224)

The first 55 seconds is just prattle about how he’s flying to Europe to tour the Airbus facility. Feel free to skip ahead to that point.

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Deja Y2K

Friday, January 23, 2015 8:00 pm

On June 30th, the world’s clocks will add a “leap second” in order to compensate for the slowing rotation of the earth.

President Obama’s dilemma – whether to spend it golfing or fundraising.

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Literally Unbelievable

Friday, January 23, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Archeologists Unearth Trove of Muhammed Selfies

Friday, January 23, 2015 6:00 pm

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Archeologists Unearth Trove of Muhammed Selfies

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Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Friday, January 23, 2015 4:00 pm

Contradicting years of dire UN warnings, new research shows the planet’s high CO2 levels are actually creating record-breaking crop yields.

Just waiting for the headline “Global Warming Causes Obesity Epidemic”.

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Obama Warned Us – Privacy

Friday, January 23, 2015 2:00 pm

WATCH: President Obama is speaking at the Federal Trade Commission about tackling consumer privacy. http://ofa.bo/h2Ld

@BarackObama

“OUCH! That tackle looked like helmet-to-helmet!”

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Straight Line of the Day: Why Are Feminists So Happy Today?

Friday, January 23, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Why are feminists so happy today?

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