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In answer to the straight line “Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…”, Rodney responded as follows:

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said, “I wasn’t acting as AG… I’m really only half AG…

Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader

A-one, two, a-one two three four

Half AG, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, be not AG.
But half AG has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?

But can AG be said to be
Or not to be an entire AG
When half the AG is not AG
Due to some recent perjury?

-singing

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half AG.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half AG.

Is this wretched dumb-AG,
Half-asleep, caught by AP,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half AG!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half AG.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half AG.

I love this jive, employee-ee,
bisected incidentally,
One summer afternoon by AP,
Loved just like Jay Carney.

Loved just like Jay Carney,
Semi-Jay Carney.

The End”
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Classic Nuke – Obama Job Interview

Keln originally wrote this post in July of 2012. Given the recent glaring examples of Obama’s chronic ineptitude and underqualification for his current position, I’d say this piece is more relevant than ever.

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Shave like a man. Like a manly, baconly man!

There is a secret code amongst all men that consists of three B’s. Each of these B’s symbolizes one facet of what men consider manly: Bacon, Beards, and Boyz II Men. Some say the last B is Backstreet Boys, but we say that makes 4 B’s and ruins everything. The three B’s of Manliness require daily completion so that an individual may leave his home at his peak manliness. This can be easily completed with breakfast, a shave, and “On Bended Knee.” But, if you don’t have the time for three things, may we suggest consolidating the first two with Bacon Shaving Cream.

Just like the ladies sneaking in blue Chucks on their wedding day for something blue, Bacon Shaving Cream removes the necessity for breakfast and frees up more time to beat rush hour traffic. Or, it lets you listen to a second track from the hit album “II”. Every man needs the three B’s and some days there just isn’t enough time. So, consolidate like a man.

Huh… I always thought the 3rd B of manliness was “Bieber“…

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Not a taco with bacon in it, a taco MADE OUT OF BACON!:

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How badly has Obama lost Stewart? That joke at 3:28 should tell you something. Never thought Jon would go there.

Someone’s cruisin’ for an audit…

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If you don’t know CSNY’s “Ohio”, watch the video first so you get the tune in your head before reading this:
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IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
IRS is obstructing the TEA Party down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?

Gotta get down to it
IRS is taxing us down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?

IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.

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Army Determined To Eliminate All Operational Memory Of War On Terror

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The war does not end when you come home. It lives on in memories of your fellow soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines who gave their lives. It endures in the wound that is slow to heal, the disability that isn’t going away, the dream that wakes you at night, or the stiffening in your spine when a car backfires down the street.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Feb. 27, 2009

“…or that sinking feeling of dread Jay Carney gets when he calls on a reporter from Fox News. I tell ya, the war on terror wouldn’t be so bad if people would just stop asking so many questions about it.”

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Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?

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Someone on the internet noticed that, in superhero group shot, Wonder Woman was the only one doing a sexy pose:

And they wondered what the guys would look like in the same pose.

The results are a little… unsettling.

But I have to say, Aquaman looks perfectly natural that way:

Talking to fish: it’s not manly.

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Yeah, it’s real

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“Talking Points”….followup

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May the Cinco be With You

You’ll need to be familiar with the song “El Paso” to fully enjoy this.

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