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If There Were a Government Program to Sell You Pineapple, It Would Work Exactly the Opposite of This

Sunday, August 31, 2014 10:00 pm


[PEELING A PINEAPPLE CLEAN AND EASY] (Viewer #928,450)

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Fit the Description?

Sunday, August 31, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows that the Obama administration released more than 600 illegal immigrants with criminal convictions.

So… they’re still just “undocumented”, even though their crimes weren’t?

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Link of the Day: Wizard of Oz Related

Sunday, August 31, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Neatorama via Parade]

It’s the 75th anniversary of “The Wizard of Oz”, so:

75 Weird, Wonderful Facts About The Wizard of Oz

Speaking of which, the IMAO Podcast once did a Wizard of Oz parody, which is still available free for listening or downloading.

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lolbama!… Not on a Holiday Weekend

Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:00 pm

Everyone’s out barbecuing instead of captioning photos (can’t say as I blame anyone on that score), so round-up’s delayed until next week.

Meanwhile here’s a little Apple-bashing that made my weekend complete. Actually, not bashing Apple so much as noticing a specific trend in Apple’s advertising.

CAUTION: Contains a few swears:


[Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid] (Viewer #451,353)

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Will It Make a Difference This Time?

Sunday, August 31, 2014 12:00 pm

Deputy National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes said that President Obama has deployed a “limited number of advisers” to northern Iraq.

Uh oh… did he remember to check YouTube for offensive videos first?

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Every Movie Ever – Summarized

Sunday, August 31, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Wrong Hands]

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Finally! Science Fiction That’s Not Dystopian, Dark, or Gritty

Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:00 pm


[Abiogenesis (Short Film)]

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Remember, Only .005% of Americans Were at the Boston Tea Party

Saturday, August 30, 2014 8:00 pm

A new study claims that the preferences of the average American have only “statistically non-significant impact upon public policy”.

That’s the thing about Americans, though. When times get tough, we stop being average.

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Click Until Something Happens, Then Click Somewhere Else

Saturday, August 30, 2014 6:00 pm

Feed the Head

Don’t try to understand it. It’s just a timewaster.

But if you decide to waste your time on it, feel free to chat about it in the comments.

Me… I ran out of ideas about the third time I shaved off his ear hair & gave up.

But if you’re determined to finish, here’s a walkthrough

UPDATE: Yeah, I confess, I went back and finished it with the walkthrough. I needed the closure.

BONUS LINK: Springeraz of Nuking Politics [High Praise!] reminds us that today is the world’s most important holiday:

BACON DAY!

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I Imagine the Obamacare Site Fix Went Similarly

Saturday, August 30, 2014 3:00 pm


[Silo]

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So… Do You Play It on an Atari Console?

Saturday, August 30, 2014 12:00 pm

HHS paid $747,000 to develop a video game to teach to mothers of pre-school age kids how to get their children to eat vegetables.

Really? Last I checked, saying “no dessert until you finish them” is still free.

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Scariest Gun Ever!

Saturday, August 30, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Seriously, a Helpful Shooting Tip

Friday, August 29, 2014 10:00 pm

I used to pull to the left a lot until someone pointed this out to me.

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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We Don’t Want to Look at Your Phone – UPDATED

Friday, August 29, 2014 9:00 pm

I don’t know if what this video has to say is all that important in the grand scheme of things, but I recently caught up on “Sherlock”, and had the exact same thought the video’s creator did, which made me really appreciate his other points, as well. Hope you do, too.


[A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film] (Viewer #145,786)

UPDATE: I replaced the Vimeo version of the video with the YouTube version, so it should play better now.

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Undocumented

Friday, August 29, 2014 8:00 pm

In Texas, a teenager managed to secretly live behind a stack of boxes for 3 days inside a Walmart.

I’m surprised Obama doesn’t grant him amnesty and declare him an employee.

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Put Down the Club

Friday, August 29, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Invade Canada, Steal Their Bacon

Friday, August 29, 2014 6:00 pm

Pig Out at All-Bacon Bar Coming to Montreal

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Give Them What They Deserve

Friday, August 29, 2014 4:00 pm

The Department of Education released a fact sheet which stated that illegal immigrant minors are “entitled to” a public education.

Ok, then start with a civics lesson – lawbreakers don’t get to stay.

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Obama Warned Us – Presidential Visit

Friday, August 29, 2014 2:00 pm

“ICYMI: President Obama visited mom-and-pop shops in historic Parkville, Missouri: http://ofa.bo/f0Xf

@BarackObama

“Which lost an entire day’s revenue, because the Secret Service blockaded all the actual shoppers with real money out of the area. Stimulus!”

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Straight Line of the Day: California’s Governor Brown Said That Illegals Who Came Into His State Would Get…

Friday, August 29, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

California Governor Brown said that illegals who came into his state would get…

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