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Obama Warned Us – Joe Biden Explains

Wednesday, May 4, 2016 2:00 pm

@VP breaks down why it’s time for the Senate Republicans to give the President’s @SCOTUSnom a hearing. #DoYourJob

@BarackObama

“If they don’t, Joe’ll give ’em two blasts with a shotgun”.

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Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way to Celebrate Star Wars Day…

Wednesday, May 4, 2016 12:00 pm

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The best way to celebrate Star Wars Day

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Dirty Job

Wednesday, May 4, 2016 8:00 am

Despite earlier promises, the Obama administration admits it has not screened Syrian refugees’ social media accounts.

Well, it’s a horrible task. Ever seen a Syrian’s Pinterest? Nothing but hummus recipes.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Always Use the Right Tool for the Job

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 10:00 pm

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Until It All Goes Digital, This Is Still Some Interesting Knowledge

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 9:00 pm


[What Is: Film | How Film Works and Its Place in Modern Filmmaking] (Viewer #31,147)

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Fill Your Hand…

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 8:00 pm

California legislators rejected a proposed “John Wayne Day”, saying the actor “had disturbing views towards race”.

Huh. Didn’t know stupidity was now considered a race.

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So I Can Kill the Scumbag at a Distance Instead of Grappling With Him. I’m Not Fighting Fair With Someone Who’s Threatening My Life, Liberty, or Property

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Jim Henson: “Always a Pretty Driven Individual”

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Henson had his hits & misses, but he was good man, and I admired his work.

31 Genius Facts About Jim Henson

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No Safe Space

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:00 pm

A TSA whistle-blower testified to Congress that the TSA’s senior employees are “some of the biggest bullies in government”.

Don’t suppose there’s any chance we can get them transferred to the Border Patrol…

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Deal

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 2:00 pm

The Paris Agreement is a big deal. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it was a ‘good’ deal.”

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Program for illegal immigrants includes…

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…

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Because if You Vote for Hillary, You Automatically Lose Your Man Card

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 8:00 am

A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Do the Right Thing

Monday, May 2, 2016 10:00 pm

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If a Headline Asks a Question, the Answer Is ‘No’

Monday, May 2, 2016 9:00 pm


[Is Glass a Liquid?] (Viewer #1,466,585)

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Crash and/or Burn

Monday, May 2, 2016 8:00 pm

A dash-cam in Southern California captured images of a giant green fireball streaking across the sky.

Officials are not sure if that the was the state’s economy actually collapsing or just a metaphor.

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A Firm Grasp of Economics

Monday, May 2, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Health Care Schadenfreude

Monday, May 2, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Fred]

They should have bought life insurance

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The Worst Way for the World to End

Monday, May 2, 2016 4:00 pm

Scientists now say that an underground volcano in Idaho would pose a huge threat to the nation if it erupted.

Yeah, it’d be horrible. Potatoes falling out of the sky like a national Irish air raid.

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Action

Monday, May 2, 2016 2:00 pm

“Bold action on climate change matters. #ActOnClimate”

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it ‘worked'”

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Straight Line of the Day: Outside of a Trump Rally, Protesters Waved Signs Saying…

Monday, May 2, 2016 12:00 pm

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Outside of a Trump rally, protesters waved signs saying…

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