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Obama Warned Us – Iran Deal

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 2:00 pm

“Those who say we can walk away from this deal and maintain sanctions are selling a fantasy.” – President Obama #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“Sure, we were doing exactly that a few weeks ago, but now it’s just crazy talk!”

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton’s Body Language Indicates…

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary Clinton’s body language indicates…

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That Would Explain The Map

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 8:00 am

Apollo 14 veteran Edgar Mitchell said he believes peace-keeping aliens visited our planet to prevent a nuclear war between Russia and the United States.

So… while they were here, they voted for Reagan?

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This Is How An Ellipse Works in the Real World: I Wasn’t Expecting It to Be So Persnickety

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 9:00 pm


[Elliptical Pool Table – Numberphile] (Viewer #484,082)

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And Carry a Big Twig

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 8:00 pm

The Obama administration has delivered a warning to Beijing about the presence of Chinese government agents operating secretly in the United States.

Yes, I’m sure they’re terrified: “Don’t make us do to you what we did to Iran!”

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The Cure

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Huh… There Really WAS a Chef Boyardee

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

6 Delicious Origin Stories of Kids’ Food Staples

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More Green

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 4:00 pm

$300 million later, California’s “green jobs” program has created only 1700 new positions.

Only one thing to do: spend another $300 million on a study to see what went wrong.

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Obama Warned Us – Response

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 2:00 pm

“If Iran violates this deal, we will have ample opportunity to respond.” – President Obama #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“Israel… less so…”

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Declared That, From Now On, Mt. McKinley Will Be Known As…

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama declared that, from now on, Mt. McKinley will be known as…

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Equal Time

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 8:00 am

Hillary will be vacationing at a home in the Hamptons that rents for $50,000 a week.

See? This is the tragedy of income inequality: she can’t afford Martha’s Vineyard like Obama.

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I’m Watching It Happen, and It’s Still Hard to Wrap My Head Around

Monday, August 31, 2015 9:00 pm

You can jump to the 30 second mark if you’re tired of watching the caterpillar eat (which has nothing to do with the metamorphosis part of the video, anyway)


[Monarch Butterfly Metamorphosis time-lapse FYV 1080 HD] (Viewer #241,668)

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There’s a “Misery” Joke in Here Somewhere

Monday, August 31, 2015 8:00 pm

A self-described “Hillary fan” said she hopes that Mrs. Clinton bows out of the race.

Never thought I’d say this, but I guess I’m sort of a Hillary fan, too.

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Grease Your Tank Treads

Monday, August 31, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: How Snoopy Killed Peanuts

Monday, August 31, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Kotaku.com]

How Snoopy Killed Peanuts

In the town where I grew up, the public library had a VERY extensive collection of Peanuts anthology books, and I read them all, so I’m far more familiar with the pre-1970 comic strips that one would normally expect for someone my age.

And although I never previously thought of it in the specific terms the author of the article puts it in, I recognize that he is exactly right: Snoopy worked better as a dog than as a big-nosed kid.

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Consequences

Monday, August 31, 2015 4:00 pm

In a new survey in the UK, half of young people said they are not 100% heterosexual.

The other half said they’re not showering after gym class.

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Obama Warned Us – Plausible Alternative

Monday, August 31, 2015 2:00 pm

“I have repeatedly challenged anyone opposed to this deal to put forward a better, plausible alternative.” -President Obama #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“And please stop suggesting ‘destroying our enemies in armed conflict, taking away both their capability and willingness to do us harm’.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Controversial Costume You Can Wear This Halloween…

Monday, August 31, 2015 12:00 pm

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The most controversial costume you can wear this Halloween…

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Playing to His Strength

Monday, August 31, 2015 8:00 am

An Italian neurosurgeon claims that his plan for the first human head transplant stands “a 90% chance of success”.

OK, but what are the chances that he’s also good at laying odds?

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A Violent Sociopath Who Picks Every Fight

Sunday, August 30, 2015 10:00 pm

(CAUTION: Contains a little coarse language)


[The Karate Kid: Daniel is the REAL Bully] (Viewer #4,129,204)

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