Straight Line of the Day: Things That Make Liberals Cry…

Normally works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Something a little different today… Here’s a list of 9 things that make Liberals cry. Your job is to tell me what #10 is:

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Probably Won’t Be Handing Transcripts to Trump During the Debates

Prior to the start of a Trump rally in Virginia, the media-hating crowd chanted “Do your job!” at a crew from CNN.

Lay off guys… they’re already covering for Hillary as fast as they can.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Slightly Better Fate Than With Obama

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No, Not the Rental Car Company

A new poll shows that 60% of Trump-supporting Texans would rather secede from the US than support Hillary Clinton as President.

I’m hoping the other 40% are favoring an “invade and liberate” strategy.

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Link of the Day: #4 – Sorta the Opposite of How Women Ruined Basketball

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

11 Misconceptions About Ancient Rome, Debunked

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Commie Propaganda – Literally

Interesting… thousands of people dancing in the park (12:08). With heavy jackets on. I know the park is where I and a few hundred of MY closest friends always gather when it’s freezing cold outside…

[My Daily Life In NORTH KOREA (MYSTERIOUS 7 DAY TRIP)] (Viewer #602,985)

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Did Someone Wipe Their Completion Certificates With a Cloth?

The State Department reports that it can find no evidence that some of Hillary Clinton’s top aides completed their required ethics training.

Can’t wait to find out which YouTube video was responsible for that.

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Riots Over Black Cop Shooting a Black Suspect Armed with a Stolen Gun?

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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The Illustrated Frank J: The Transparency America Deserves

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And Don’t Say an Employee is “Unmanageable”

The Princeton University HR department told its employees not to use the word “man”, instead they should use words such as human beings, individuals, or people.

Or, if referencing a member of the Princeton HR department: word gestapo.

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Link of the Day: Satire – “Military Coup” Wins Poll of Troops in a Landslide

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

‘Military coup’ wins poll of troops in a landslide

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I Had No Idea It Was Mostly Wood

[SPACEDOCK: The Restoration of the Original USS Enterprise Model]

There’s a pile of good, short, behind-the-restoration videos here. Poke around a little bit, and feel free to drop links to you favorites. I haven’t had time to watch them all yet.

I liked “Some Disassembly Required” and “Some Disassembly Required

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Please! Anything But the Briar Patch!

A new report shows that Democrats on the Federal Election Commission are pushing to regulate political speech on the internet.

I hesitate to smugly spout “go ahead, make my day”, but ask Barbara Streisand about Gilmore’s Law sometime.

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They Should Hold a Pride Parade for This

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The Illustrated Frank J: Boy, Let Me Tell You What

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