Link of the Day: Satire – Journalist Who Fired Ar-15 Bazooka Awarded National Defense Service Medal

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Journalist who fired AR-15 bazooka awarded National Defense Service Medal

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What is it like to fire a Daisy BB gun?

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Don’t Know What They Are, But They Make Me Want to Play Settlers of Catan

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Take Them at Their Word

Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei said “the Islamic Republic won’t be the first to violate the nuclear deal. Staying faithful to a promise is a Koranic order”.

Ah… the same country that’s always promising “death to America”?

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Back Up a Little, Please

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The Illustrated Frank J: Campaign Promise!

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Write With a Purpose

“Gone Girl” is a dark and horrible movie, but they manage to make some good points about screenwriting in spite of that.

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Nothing Is Not Always the Smart Thing to Say

President Obama criticized Donald Trump for “rhetoric and loose talk and sloppiness” about Muslims.

Which is still more useful than Obama’s creepy, redacted silence.

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Cause of Death: Naivete

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Link of the Day: Satire – Pentagon Kills Defense Reporter After Toddler Falls Into Press Enclosure


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Pentagon kills defense reporter after toddler falls into press enclosure

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Blue Pill, Please

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg predicted that we’ll be plugged into “The Matrix” within 50 years.

Are you kidding? In 50 years, we’ll still be figuring out if the Architect’s speech was deeply meaningful or a Wachowski Brothers inside joke for Philosophy majors.

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Obama Warned Us – Future Generations

President Obama has taken unprecedented steps to protect our land and water for future generations.
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“Show of hands… who thinks we won’t let ‘future generations’ use it, either?”

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Straight Line of the Day: Ouch! Hillary Just Got a New Nickname…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Ouch! Hillary just got a new nickname

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The Things Obama Will Do for Attention

President Obama traveled to Yellowstone in a 40-car motorcade to give a speech about the dangers of global warming.

That didn’t make him a hypocrite. Jetting out there in Air Force One already did that.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Gun Control – Step One

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Career Advice From Mike Rowe – Who Stunk at a Lot of Jobs Before Becoming (Arguably) America’s Most Successful and Beloved Documentarian

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