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From James:

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From James:

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From James:

From James:

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From Les of Brick Moon:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From Arik:

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

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From Neil:

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From Proof:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Island Girl]:

Yes, that’s President “Man of the People” sitting behind the wheel of a 2013 Shelby GT500 [MSRP $60,000, and gets about 15 mpg]

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Tough call this week.

James’s “no tongues” is a relatively obscure line from a very popular movie, but Les’s “pink drone” comes from a story that got very little play in the MSM.

I’m inclined to call this one a tie.

What say you?

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This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

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NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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From Mrs. C:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Arik:

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From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From Basil:

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From Basil:

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From CrustyB:

From Dodsfall:

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From James:

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From Les of Brick Moon:

From Mike:

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From Travelwise42:

From VelvetElvis:

From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

NOTE: if you’re going for a Soylent Green reference, you’ll need to be creative about it.

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I call double win for Basil with “Art Metrano” and “just enough”.

What say you?

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HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

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This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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[Hat tip to Laurie for the pic]

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From Damn Cat:

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From Mrs. C:

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From Neil:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Dr. Jingo:

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From Hippie Punchomatic 5000:

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From Proof:

From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Island Girl]:

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Ya know, I thought I really had a lock on this with my “Dark Knight Returns” quote, but Dr. Jingo referenced an internet comic from 2008.

I stand defeated.

Anyway, honorable mentions to Hippie Punchomatic 5000 for a Firefly reference that I didn’t remember (and I *just* saw that episode on DVD a couple weeks ago), and Mrs. C for having (apparently) memorized “Raising Arizona”.

What say you?

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This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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This section is all me (Harvey):

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From BillyRayBob:

From James:

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From Mike:

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From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

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Arik for “soy un perdedor”. I’ve heard that song a million times, but never knew what they were singing in that part.

I wish I could give it to me for “The Aristocrats”, but I doubt you guys are that innocent.

What say you?

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STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

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[pic via IMAO reader Laurie]

Has anyone else noticed that Michelle Obama’s eyebrows run at opposite angles to her brow ridges, making it look like she has two x’s above her eyes?

It’s like Beaker was on vacation and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew had a bad accident with her at Muppet Labs.

By the way, from now on, you’ll be helpless to keep from noticing Michelle’s XX problem in every picture you see of her. Sorry about that.

Bonus question: what was originally in the background before they the White House web-nerds photoshopped in the out-of-focus stockings and Christmas tree?

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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From Arik:

From Arik:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

From Larsinkima:

From Larsinkima:

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From Larsinkima:

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From tanstaafl:

From Travelwise42:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From James:

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From Jim:

From me (Harvey):

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From tanstaafl:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

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I’m going with Travelwise42, since I’m guessing not many folk remember that headline.

What say you?

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NOTE: Big thanks to those who answered last week’s call for more lolterizt! submissions. I got what I needed (as you can see below) – you guys are awesome!

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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From Dr. Jingo:

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From James:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

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From Larsinkima:

From Larsinkima:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Carl:

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From Dan:

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From James:

From Jim:

From Jim:

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From Jim:

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From Mike:

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From Travelwise42:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

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Larsinkima for Herbie. I assume everyone’s familiar enough with Frank’s writings that no one needed to click the links for Dr. Jingo and Dan.

What say you?

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STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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From Arik:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

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From Looking Spoon:

From Neil:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

From Chris:

From jb:

From jb:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: IMAO reader Steve] :

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I’m going with Neil for the Valerie Jarrett quote, but honorable mentions to Kris for Seinfeld (yes, I’m the only person in America who’s never sat through a full episode) and Arik for dredging up 40-year-old stoner humor that originally appeared on 12″ vinyl.

What say you?

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STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

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From Les of Brick Moon:

[YouTube direct link]

It’s completely my fault this didn’t get posted before Christmas, and I apologize for that.

Quite possibly Les’s best work to date. Brilliantly makes the point that yes, the Republican candidates are deeply flawed, but not nearly as flawed as the guy the Dems are putting up.

An awesome piece of work. Enjoy.

NOTE: Big thanks to those who answered last week’s call for more lolterizt! submissions. I got what I needed (as you can see below) – you guys are awesome!

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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From DamnCat:

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From James:

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From Kris:

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From Les of Brick Moon:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

From CrustyB:

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From CrustyB:

From James:

From Mike:

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From Mike:

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From Mxymaster:

From Peregrine John:

From Travelwise42:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

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I’m nominating Travelwise42 for his “A Man for All Seasons reference, although honorable mention to Mike for “Weenie Tots”.

What say you?

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MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.