I Do It By Idling My SUV While Listening to His Speech. OK, I Don’t Actually *Listen*…

In Italy to give a speech on global warming, former President Obama arrived in a private jet, took over an entire Tuscan resort village, and were driven everywhere by a 13-car motorcade.

Huh… wonder how poor people fight global warming.

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Also, the Cat’s Litter Box

Now trending: dog TV that aims to keep your canine amused while you’re not home.

Nah. That’s why I have garbage cans… apparently.

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Reality Needs to Be 50% Slower

[MEGA Vortex Funnel Marble Run (part 1, 1200 rainbow marbles) ASMR] (Viewer #188,368)

The first segment starts out at 50% speed, and I find it beautiful and soothing. The second segment is full speed, and it’s just not as nice. Toward the end, the glow-in-the-dark marbles are interesting since you can only see moving lights and have no idea why they’re moving the way they are.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Proposes Washington DC Be Renamed To A ‘More Current’ President

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Trump Proposes Washington DC Be Renamed To A ‘More Current’ President

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As Long As He Doesn’t Nibble Them Into the Shape of a Gun, We’re OK

Oops! Just released – footage of a Palestinian hunger strike leader eating cookies.

Probably just trying to get into Yale

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See Also: Firing Comey

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Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Wants $3.6 Trillion in Spending Cuts. The First Thing to Go…

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President Trump wants $3.6 trillion in spending cuts. The first thing to go…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Give a Democrat a Gift, They Complain About the Box It Came in

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In Both Cases, He’s Right

In Saudi Arabia, President Trump warned those choosing terrorism, “your life will be empty, your life will be brief, and your soul will be condemned”.

Weird… isn’t that the same thing he said to the Republicans who voted against the border wall?

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Most Places Are Tearing These Down

China is sending an 18-foot tall statue of Karl Marx to his home town in Germany to mark the 200th anniversary of his birth.

I’m betting that, like when he lost the Olympics to Rio, Obama was really sad he couldn’t get this one.

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Wish It Were the Whole Movie

[Agent 327: Operation Barbershop] (Viewer #275,312)

I’ve been a sucker for “improvising with household objects” fights since my first Jackie Chan movie.

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Link of the Day: Where Free Stuff Comes From

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“Free Stuff”

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End of an Era, or the Beginning of a Much Worse Era

After 146 years of dazzling crowds all over the world, the Ringling Brothers Circus has given its final performance

Sad day for those who like circuses and clowns, but at least we still have MSNBC.

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I Think I’ll Offend Everyone Today

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Straight Line of the Day: The “World’s First RoboCop” Is Now On the Streets. Its Only Flaw…

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The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…

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