By Other Means

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says President Trump wants him to push forward on diplomacy with North Korea “until the first bomb drops.”

Don’t give up hope, Lil’ Kim, there’s still a chance we might decide to open with missiles.

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This Would Be Nearly As Much Fun As Nuking the Moon

[What Would Happen If We Drained the Mediterranean Sea?] (Viewer #1,607,891)

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Link of the Day: I Thought All of These Were Great Except for Obama’s

[High Praise! to Grumpy Sloth]

The 10 Most Epic Pieces of Presidential Fan Art Ever

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Outside Your Chewing Parameters, Biter-Offer

In Virginia, reenactors staged a Civil War battle despite having death threats sent to them.

Easy, there, social justice warriors… unlike statues, these Confederate generals have cannons.

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Probably Not an Actual Morgan Freeman Quote, But I Read It in His Voice and It Sounds Awesome

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Exit question: Voiceoverwise, is Morgan Freeman the new James Earl Jones?

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Straight Line of the Day: We Know What Hillary Said, But How Did She REALLY Break Her Toe?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?

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The Illustrated Frank J: On the Upside, We Were Able to Golf on the Moon

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Judgment Day App Now Available from iTunes

Scientists now theorize that AI implants could soon be injected into our bodies, allowing humans to meld with machines.

We know how this is going to end – someone’s going to go back in time and try to kill Steve Jobs’ mother.

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Also, Stepping on Legos

A writer for the New York Post theorized that Trump is so brutally critical of the media that it could actually make Americans feel sorry for them.

I suppose… if we run out of other sympathetic characters like cockroaches, ebola, and Obamacare.

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The Pros Make It Look Easy

[A Video About Not Making A Video] (Viewer #789,317)

Ah, the demons that plague the creative process. They are WAY too familiar to me.

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Link of the Day: A Little Help for Amateur Nazi-Spotters

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10 Bizarre Facts You Didn’t Know About the Nazis

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Starring Hillary Clinton As the Megalomaniac Hamster

Now returning to television: Mr. Magoo.

A short-sighted rich old white guy who keeps having things work out for him despite his bumbling, mostly due to the incompetence of his enemies? Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.

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It Sounds a Little Nuts When You Say It Like That

via the comments to this post at Scott Adams’ Blog

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Straight Line of the Day: Weird New Trend – Super Rich People Are Now Spending Their Money on…

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Weird new trend – super rich people are now spending their money on

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The Illustrated Frank J: That’ll Learn Him!

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