I Think He Means “Affirmative Action”

The new president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said he is very supportive of being “involved in the concept of diversity“.

So… Bruce Willis is finally going to get an Oscar now? Or is the Academy still racist against bald white guys?

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The Walls Have Ears, I Said to My Laptop’s Camera

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Bernie Sanders Plans to Sponsor a New Bill in Congress…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress

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The Illustrated Frank J: Glad I Don’t Know What’s Going On

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Notice He’s Not Offering Doctors or Healthcare for All

Bernie Sanders says he will soon introduce a new bill that will offer “Medicare for all“.

I will support this bill as long as it starts with a 5-year test drive on Congress.

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Or Trump Could Just Nuke Los Angeles

Democrat Congresswoman Maxine Waters said her strategy for dealing with escalating tensions with North Korea would be to figure out if the US can give them the “things that they’re asking for.”

I’m not even sure what Lil’ Kim wants, unless it’s laws against fat-shaming.

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Two Things Mom Would Never Let Me Combine

[Dominoes and Fire] (Viewer #70,262)

After he shows you how all the sections work, there’s a vid of the whole thing working together that you should hang around for.

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Link of the Day: Depends on What You Mean by “Habitable”

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

6 Riveting Facts About Mars

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Why Do I Get the Feeling “Abolish” Is a Euphemism for Something?

Stanford University is slated to offer a class this fall called “White Identity Politics,” which, according to the course description, will discuss the “possibilities of… abolishing whiteness.”

Yes, because it worked so well in that powerhouse of freedom and liberty, South Africa.

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Because They Don’t Make a .75 Revolver

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: After Withdrawing His Threat to Nuke Guam, Kim Jong Un…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After withdrawing his threat to nuke Guam, Kim Jong Un…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Who Knew Sherwood Schwartz Was So Prescient?

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MY Science Is Settled

In a recent speech, Pope Francis warned against putting one’s trust in horoscopes and fortune telling.

Duly noted… [throws new Al Gore documentary in trash]

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“Don’t Ask Me, I’m Just a Girl!”

Rumored Democrat Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren raises money by selling prayer candles, action figures, temporary tattoos, and coloring books.

Given her economic schemes, how about an ElizaBarbie doll that says “Math class is tough!

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I’ll Bet the Novelty Wears Off Quicker Than a Newton’s Cradle on These

[Chinese Spouting Bowl in Slow Motion – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,440,752)

Very expensive, and all they do is spray water due to vibrations. The ultimate one-trick pony.

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