Might Work Better

A new report shows that one in four nonbelievers resort to prayer when personal crisis strikes.

Try it before. Works better.

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The Only Thing Better Than Guns Is Slo-Mo Guns

[Firing a .50 Cal Sniper Rifle in Slow Motion – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,679,986)

If you’re in a hurry, just go to 3:54 and watch for about 10 seconds. That little floating fireball is delightful.

Oh, and nothing happens after 8:45

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Link of the Day: I Hope I Have Energy for Cameos When I’M 95

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

10 Amazing Facts About Stan Lee

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Seems Out of Character

GM announced it will begin testing a new autonomous car that has no pedals or steering wheel.

Weird to think of a GM with no way to bail it out after it screws up.

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From My Trump Request List

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Hawaii Wasn’t Actually Being Attacked by a North Korean Nuke. Turned Out It Was…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Just After the Nick of Time

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Is There Any Way to Blame This on Global Warming?

A government worker in Hawaii plunged the state into chaos by accidentally sending out an incoming-missile emergency alert.

Huh… probably just a distraction because someone was getting too close to Obama’s birth certificate.

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The Illustrated Frank J: A Simple Solution to This Problem

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Link of the Day: The One Thing I Didn’t Know About the Eiffel Tower – in Addition to the Many Other Things I Don’t Know About It

[High Praise! to MrReid.org]

An interesting fact about the Eiffel Tower

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[Hot Wheels in the Garden] (Viewer #568,338)

In my imagination, this was what playing with Hot Wheels was always like, regardless of how much track I used.

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Probably Not Aimed at the Goldfish Market

A new report on future trends predicts that in 10 years, we’ll have a translator for pets.

Ironically, most of the pets people would like to have translated will be dead by then.

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This Is Me, Circa 2004, Shortly After Frank Invited Me to Start Guest-Blogging at IMAO

[High Praise! to Rubes]

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The Illustrated Frank J: In the Pilot, They Fight Over Whose VP the Couch Will Be

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Link of the Day: Obviously #17 Needs Updating

[High Praise! to Grumpy Sloth]

20 Things You Don’t Know About The History Of America

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