Muslim Bans Are Outrageous and Offensive!

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Link of the Day: “Nothing But Guesses, Bias, and Outright Fraud”

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How Leonardo DiCaprio Can Persuade Me on Climate Change

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Only One Way to Fix a Bureaucracy

President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.

Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?

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Straight Line of the Day: Under Trump’s New Government Streamlining Program, the First Thing to Be Eliminated…

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Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…

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Eat Less, Exercise More. Anything Else Is Snake Oil

Ottawa’s Carleton University has decided to get rid of all the scales at their gym after students complained that they’re “triggering”.

Maybe if they were triggered by the refrigerator door, they wouldn’t be as triggered by the scales.

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The Illustrated Frank J: At Least She Has Military Experience. No, Wait… That’s Chelsea MANNING

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All Right, Moon, Witness Your Future!

Recently declassified nuclear weapon test footage – in color!

[Operation Hardtack-1 – Nutmeg 51538] (Viewer #681,002)

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Oh… I Guess That Explains All Those Islamic Science Projects

A new study shows that 80% of students can’t tell time using analog devices.

I’d suggest that this is so bad that the Doomsday Clock should be moved ahead, but apparently no one would notice.

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Even Money As to Whether They End Up in Illinois or California

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Link of the Day: 6 Handy Shooting Tips from the NRA

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INFOGRAPHIC: A Quick Guide to Shooting Fundamentals

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A Job Mostly Done Between Midnight and 4am

A new study shows that being a parent can add two years to your lifespan.

And if you could spend them sleeping, you’d pretty much break even on the deal.

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Straight Line of the Day: After 55 Years of Democrat Rule, Detroit Now Leads the Nation in…

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After 55 years of Democrat rule, Detroit now leads the nation in…

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Good News: There’s Been a Lot of Openings on the Liberal Portion of the 50% Since the Election

A new psychological study has discovered that 98% think they’re part of the nicest 50% of the population.

Of those, 110% admit they’re really bad at math.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Only Most?

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I Heard It Cheats by Checking Your Facebook Page

Scientists have developed a new mind-reading artificial intelligence that “knows if you’re guilty”.

Huh. They’ve invented the artificial mother.

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