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Obama Falls Into This Category

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Sheldon Comic Strip]

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I Think It Kinda Works

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 9:00 pm

“Star Trek: The Original Series” clips set to “The A-Team” opening theme:


[Star Trek as The A-Team] (Viewer #1,145,559)

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Nowhere to Run

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 8:00 pm

To avoid reporters, Lois Lerner went to a neighbor’s house, but they wouldn’t admit her.

How poetic – Lois: “Can I come in?”; Neighbor: “I plead the fifth”.

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Ounce of Prevention

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: A Little Nuts on That One

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2012 Sorta Fresh – The Final Chapter (October and November)

Oh, and in case you forgot (like me) what happened in last week’s Kevin Koastie, you’ll need the context to make sense out of this week’s comic.

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A More Effective Strategy

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 4:00 pm

A school district in Washington state is phasing out swings on the playground, saying they cause more injuries than any other play equipment.

Good plan. Say… why not get the injury rate to zero and just ban kids?

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Obama Warned Us – Minimum Wage

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 2:00 pm

“If we raise the minimum wage, we won’t just put more money in workers’ pockets—they’ll spend that money.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Although that money will then be NOT going to someone else who also would’ve spent it, so I guess it’s a wash. But at least THIS way I can wring some votes out of it.”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:05 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…

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The Only One He Wants to Blame On Them

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 8:00 am

In New Jersey, the bomb squad was called to investigate a suspicious piece of luggage, but all it contained was stuffed animals.

Just waiting for Obama to claim it was a message from ISIS proving they represent a religion of peace.

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Force vs. Choice

Monday, October 20, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Obama Unveils New Stringent Ebola Protocols (Metaphorically Speaking)

Monday, October 20, 2014 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld]


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All Rights Are Paid For In Blood And/Or Treasure

Monday, October 20, 2014 8:00 pm

Maryland’s Democrat Governor Martin O’Malley said that “WiFi is a human right”.

Absolutely. As long as you pay the bills your provider sends.

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Clipboard Guy Is Safe

Monday, October 20, 2014 7:00 pm

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Link of the Day: Satire – REPORT: US Failure To Confront ISIS Could Lead To Jews Pulling Off Another 9/11

Monday, October 20, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

REPORT: US Failure To Confront ISIS Could Lead To Jews Pulling Off Another 9/11

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Ambiguous Terminology

Monday, October 20, 2014 4:00 pm

White House adviser Dan Pfeiffer told people not to worry about Ebola entering the country, because “the President’s focused on this every day.”

Wait… veterans-memorial-focused or Mexican-border-focused?

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Obama Warned Us – Real World Obamacare

Monday, October 20, 2014 2:00 pm

President Obama: While affordable health care might still be a threat to freedom on Fox News, it’s working pretty well in the real world.

@BarackObama

“It’s true! Just ask ratings giant MSNBC!”

So… is anyone on Twitter using #RealWorldObamacare yet? As in “Got dropped by my insurance and no one’s taking new Medicare signups. Thanks Obama! #RealWorldObamacare” or “My ‘full-time’ job just cut me back to 29 hours a week. You know why. #RealWorldObamacare”

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Straight Line of the Day: Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

Monday, October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Monday, October 20, 2014 11:31 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

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A Detroit Deal

Monday, October 20, 2014 8:00 am

One Detroit homeowner is offering to swap a two-story brick colonial on Detroit’s east side for a new iPhone 6.

It’s a good trade for the iPhone owner… as long as he doesn’t have to take the rest of city, too.

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