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Sunday, December 21, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to After Math]

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I Could Never Have Guessed Any One of the Sounds, Let Alone All Eight

Saturday, December 20, 2014 10:00 pm


[Millennium Falcon’s hyperdrive malfunction SFX demonstrated by Sound Designer Ben Burtt] (Viewer #141,929)

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We Need More of This

Saturday, December 20, 2014 8:00 pm

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said the President’s Executive Order on immigration is “legally unassailable”.

Pity we can’t say the same thing about our borders.

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Link of the Day: Steven Wright – Pithy Genius

Saturday, December 20, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

20 of Steven Wright’s Funniest Jokes For His 59th Birthday

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Galaxy Quest: The E! “Documentary”

Saturday, December 20, 2014 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

If you were amused by the premise of the movie “Galaxy Quest”, you will be amused by the premise of this fake documentary about this “cultural icon” of a TV show:


[Galaxy Quest E! Documentary (1/3)] (Viewer #64,610)

Part 2, Part 3

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This Word DOES Mean What You Think It Means

Saturday, December 20, 2014 12:00 pm

During his weekly address, President Obama said his Executive Order on immigration is “not ‘amnesty’, not matter how often critics say it”.

Ok, how about “statutory violation consequence absolution”?

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so excited about jeb bush…

Saturday, December 20, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to After Math]

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The Illustrated Frank J: Just Like Terrorists

Friday, December 19, 2014 10:00 pm

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Say, Is Ebola Even Still a Thing?

Friday, December 19, 2014 9:00 pm


[The Ebola Virus Explained — How Your Body Fights For Survival] (Viewer #680,504)

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Ok for Me, But Not for Thee

Friday, December 19, 2014 8:00 pm

Asked if his precedent means future Presidents could use Executive Orders to cut taxes, President Obama answered “absolutely not”.

To be fair, he may not have understood the question, since “cut taxes” isn’t in his vocabulary.

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Unanswerable by the Honest

Friday, December 19, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Renewable Energy Is a Big, Fat, Stinking Lie

Friday, December 19, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Watt’s Up With That?]

Shocker: Top Google Engineers Say Renewable Energy ‘Simply won’t work’

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There’s a Smell, All Right…

Friday, December 19, 2014 4:00 pm

President Obama took a thinly veiled shot at Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential aspirations, saying American voters want that “new car smell”

Well, Hillary’s fragrance *is* more like “Cash for Clunkers”.

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Obama Warned Us – Wired Schools

Friday, December 19, 2014 2:00 pm

“In a country where we expect free wifi with our coffee, we should expect our schools to be wired.” -President Obama #ConnectED

@BarackObama

“Oh, wait… Starbucks is private sector… nevermind…”

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Straight Line of the Day: Frank J. Needs to Launch His Presidential Campaign. What Should His Slogan Be?

Friday, December 19, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?

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Clarity

Friday, December 19, 2014 8:00 am

Top Iranian leaders are saying “Americans have very clearly surrendered to Iran’s might” on nuclear negotiation.

Huh. Maybe that’s what Obama means when he says “let me be clear”.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Slogan

Thursday, December 18, 2014 10:00 pm

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It Starts Kinda Cool and Gets Better

Thursday, December 18, 2014 9:00 pm


[Slinky Master] (Viewer #738,463)

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Viral

Thursday, December 18, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows that millions of people believe that wifi signals are giving them headaches and nausea.

Me too. But only when watching clips of Obama’s speeches on the internet.

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Restoring Balance to the Awesome

Thursday, December 18, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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