The Illustrated Frank J: Hillary Chose a Side in the Black Lives Matter Controversy

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Not Sure This Needed to Be 4 Minutes, But I Like the Concept

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Did Oppo Make This Sign?

An Italian restaurant in Albuquerque is taking some heat for promoting one of its dishes with the phrase “Black Olives Matter”.

Me, I’m just happy the Republican Convention didn’t touch “Pokemon GOP”

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Those Who Don’t Know History Are Doomed to Rewrite It

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Link of the Day: Satire – Feminists Accuse Subway Of Sexism After Female Worker “Forced” To Make Male Customer a Sandwich

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Feminists accuse Subway of sexism after female worker ‘forced’ to make male customer a sandwich

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…It’s How You Play the Game

In a recent speech, President Obama said “We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points.”

That’s because liberals don’t keep score, so as to avoid hurting people’s feelings. However, everyone knows – no careless accusations, no participant ribbon.

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Obama Warned Us – Gun Violence Epidemic

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“Don’t be like the NRA and actually DO something about not becoming a victim.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Now That Debbie Wasserman Schultz Is Out As DNC Chair, She’s Moving On To Her Next Job, Which Is…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

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As Usual, Not a Well-Thought-Out Plan

A longtime White House adviser said that President Obama is hoping to be part of “a 16-year era of progressive rule”.

Don’t be silly. If we don’t take a decade of conservatism now & then, progressives won’t have any stuff to loot.

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The Illustrated Frank J: And Who Am I to Say She Hasn’t Already?

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Wonder If This Is How Gilligan Did It?

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Frankly, I’m More Afraid of Government Regulations Making Food Prohibitively Expensive

A panicky report from Bloomberg News frets that Americans are buying gene-edited food that’s not clearly labeled “GMO”.

Part of me thinks that’s terrible. Part of me is hoping to accidentally acquire supercool spider powers.

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A Present You Can Give to Your BLM Friends

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Link of the Day: Satire – Mario Kart Go Beta Test Ends In Tragedy

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Mario Kart GO beta test ends in tragedy

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Aren’t These the Same Democrats Who Want Our Medical Information Stored on Their Computers?

Hillary’s campaign manager claims that Russians hacked into the DNC’s servers and leaked embarrassing emails in order to help Trump.

I think the lesson here is – we should vote for the guy who the Russians DO want to be on the good side of.

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