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The Illustrated Frank J: Supporting Hillary

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 10:00 pm

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Semi-Auto Coke-Bottle Arrow-Gun

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 9:00 pm


[“The Coke Bottle Gatling”: Craziest contraption ever?] (Viewer #1,080,609)

PS Yes, he made a full-auto version afterward, but you should watch the semi-auto version first to hear him explain in detail how it works.

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Hers Truly Is a Hard-Knock Life

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 8:00 pm

During an interview in Time Magazine, Hillary Clinton said “I know what it’s like to be knocked down”.

…’onto a cushy pile of dollar bills raked in from my 6-figure speaking fees‘.

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The Bernie Sanders Secret No One Talks About

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Link of the Day: The REAL Reason Roadrunner Cartoons Are Funny

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Concourse]

This is sort of a rebuttal to the [in]famous Road Runner Rules list.

It’s VERY long, and overfull of gratuitous swearing, but – as a long-time fan of the work of Chuck Jones – I found the piece insightful enough to overlook its flaws and share with you.

How Wile E. Coyote Explains The World

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No, Seriously, NOT OK

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 4:00 pm

A 12-member panel, assembled by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine, concluded that it would be ethical for scientists to try to create babies that have genetic material from three different people.

Huh… what’s THAT birth certificate going to look like? “Mother”, “Father”, “Caitlyn”?

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Obama Warned Us – Voices

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 2:00 pm

“Democracy breaks down when the average person feels their voice doesn’t matter.” – President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“And if I don’t like your voice, it means you’re not average enough for me to listen to, so keep quiet, boat-rocker!”

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Straight Line of the Day: Huh… Turns Out the Reason Women Won’t Vote for Hillary Clinton…

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…

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9 Terrifying Words

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 8:00 am

At the IRS, a computer problem shut down the entire e-file system.

Lovely. Wait until the government is in charge of your heart/lung machine.

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The Illustrated Frank J: A Man on the Edge

Monday, February 8, 2016 10:00 pm

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Let Me Be Clear – The Song

Monday, February 8, 2016 9:00 pm

Possibly the worst use of autotune ever created, but the lyrics (which I liked) show up at the bottom of the video, so you can follow along


[LET ME BE CLEAR – A Song About President Obama’s Lies – Performed by Obama] (Viewer #10,839)

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This Might Be a Good Reason to Keep Them Nuke-Free

Monday, February 8, 2016 8:00 pm

Iran’s Supreme Leader “It’s not clear if the Holocaust is a reality or not”.

Let me guess – they want a do-over just to be sure?

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Oscars: The Sad Truth

Monday, February 8, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Almost Compensates for the Dearth of Simpsons Clips on YouTube

Monday, February 8, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

This Brilliant Generator Matches ‘Simpsons’ Quotes With Stills

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Where Did It All Go Wrong?

Monday, February 8, 2016 4:00 pm

A new report shows that hundreds of DHS badges, guns, and cell phones have been lost or stolen since 2012.

The good news: most agents still retain the bullet they keep in their shirt pockets.

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Obama Warned Us – Collective Future

Monday, February 8, 2016 2:00 pm

“Our collective future depends on your willingness to uphold your obligations as a citizen.” — President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“Also, on you being gullible enough to believe that American citizens are part of a collective.”

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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Boost Ratings on the Next Clinton-Sanders Debate…

Monday, February 8, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…

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They Have Done This

Monday, February 8, 2016 8:00 am

President Obama visited a mosque in Baltimore to acknowledge “the contributions Muslim Americans make to our nation”.

Oddly, the same reason many Americans visit One World Trade Center.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Legitimate Trump Criticism

Sunday, February 7, 2016 10:00 pm

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The Best Example

Sunday, February 7, 2016 8:00 pm

A new children’s book, “Hillary Rodham Clinton: Some Girls Are Born to Lead”, is dedicated to teaching girls principles to follow to walk in Hillary’s footsteps.

For example – get enough sleep by avoiding 3am phone calls.

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