Straight Line of the Day: The UN Is Now Demanding That the US…

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The UN is now demanding that the US…

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Remember Back When the Navy Used Environmentally-Friendly Wind Power?

A Washington-based think tank, the Center for Climate and Security, said that climate change “presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security”.

Only if you try to make our soldiers’ guns solar powered.

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So… Hillary’s Like a Boy Scout, Except Older and With Pneumonia?

(Submitted by Slapout [High Praise!])

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Every Hacker Cliche

[Hacker Fight | WHITE LIGHTNING HQ] (Viewer #71,581)

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Post-Hillary-Election Wish List

Hillary Clinton said that being forced to take time off the campaign trail for health reasons “was actually a gift“.

Yea, and if she wins, I hope she gives us the gift of her absence as often as possible.

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Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: I Would Tend to Believe a Cartoonist Over a Reporter

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I Score the First Debate

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Not Impossible. All He Has to Do Is Stay Out of the Way While We Do It Ourselves

In a recent speech, Donald Trump pledged to create 25 million jobs over the next decade.

Sounds low. You’re gonna need that many people working around the clock just to clean up the mess Obama left.

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Obama Warned Us – Gender Equality

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“Ironic, since there’s no worse way to prove you’re somebody’s equal than fighting like a girl.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Elevator Problem? The REAL Reason President Obama Ordered the Washington Monument Closed…

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Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed

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Method to Obama’s Madness?

President Obama’s science adviser John Holdren said that the earth is vulnerable to a major asteroid strike.

Ah… so all that Obama nation-wrecking is actually just an attempt at a pre-SMOD mercy-killing?

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Meanwhile, Private Companies Say “Give Me Money and I’ll Give You This Fun New Toy to Play With”

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“To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so.

To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished.

It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored.

That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality.”

~Pierre-Joseph Proudhon: General Idea of the Revolution in the Nineteenth Century, translated by John Beverly Robinson (London: Freedom Press, 1923), pp. 293-294.

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The Sound of the Indiana Jones Boulder? I’ve Actually Made It

[Raiders of The Lost Ark’s Boulder – Art of the Scene] (Viewer #286,993)

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That’s One Way to Lower The Crime Rate

In Seattle, a task force is recommending the city create a “safe space” for people to use heroin.

I see. Kinda like how the entire City of Chicago is now a safe space for gangland shooters.

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He Says It Like It’s a Bad Thing

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