[How to Make a Mini Crossbow] (Viewer #216,804)
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From Smilin’ Jack:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Smilin’ Jack:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Kris, who actually sat through enough Monty Python TV shows to see this bit (so many people begin & end with “Holy Grail”)
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
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Fox is planning to make a TV movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.
Am I the only one thinking this could be the best buddy-cop movie since “Turner & Hooch”?
Guaranteed to make them scream “get out of my head!”
Kids, don’t smoke pot. It makes responsible adults want to mess with your brain, because they all know that you’re stoned right now.
A new report shows that 25% of Obamacare enrollees have yet to pay their first premium.
Quick! Roll out a new program to help the unpaid uninsured!
My favorite is the one for ED-209, but I’m sure others will prefer the ones for Serenity and/or the Tardis.
This is funnier if you know what a Haynes Manual looks like.
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A new report shows that almost as many guns were produced in Obama’s first term as there were in 8 years under Bush.
Ya know, if we could get Obama to push for a car ban, we could save Detroit.
This is a real thing. I’m at a loss for words in mocking how inappropriate it is:
[President Obama & Vice President Biden Show Us How They Move] (Viewer #1,067,970)
Environmental groups are demanding that the Federal Trade Commission to do away with “dry clean only” labels on the grounds that the chemicals are dangerous.
Next environmentalist demand: that wrinkly, smelly suits be declared “fashionable”.
A new study claims that as global warming heats up the planet, crime will increase.
Mostly, I assume, in the form of fraudulent applications for global warming research grants.
“Today, Michelle and I join our fellow Christians in the United States and around the world in marking Ash Wednesday.”
“See? I said ‘our fellow Christians’. Told you I was a Christian. Although I suppose a real Christian wouldn’t have to keep pointing out his faith.”
Straight Line of the Day: Biggest Problem During Obama Speeches – Fainting Audience Members. Obama’s Solution…Friday, March 7, 2014 12:00 pm
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Biggest problem during Obama speeches – fainting audience members. Obama’s solution…