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Perfect Name

Friday, October 24, 2014 7:00 pm

Something Anonymiss said [High Praise! and sandwich bacon to her] made me want to try out the phrase & see if it’ll stick.

For comparison, here’s what Michelle’s kids are eating at their fancy private school:

[reference link (some NSFW language)]

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Link of the Day: Actually, Not A Scary Thought After All

Friday, October 24, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Tree Lobsters!]

Robot Planet

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Useful Idiot

Friday, October 24, 2014 4:00 pm

Asked to list successes in President Obama’s Iraq policy during a presser, the State Department’s Jen Psaki was unable to name one.

Probably had to bite her tongue to keep from saying “kept you from talking about Benghazi”.

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Obama Warned Us – Poised to Lead

Friday, October 24, 2014 2:00 pm

“America is better poised to lead and succeed in the 21st century than any other nation on Earth.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Don’t worry, though. I’ll fix that.”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, October 24, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Hillary Clinton Raked in a Record $2.1 Million in One Fundraiser. How Did She Do It?

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Straight Line of the Day: Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies?

Friday, October 24, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?

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It’s Still an Honor

Friday, October 24, 2014 8:00 am

Officials in Hawaii have dropped plans to rename a popular beach for President Obama.

Instead, they’re going to name an extinct volcano “Obama’s Economy”.

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Renamed

Thursday, October 23, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Unpickable

Thursday, October 23, 2014 9:00 pm


[John Coulter's WEIRDEST LOCK ON EARTH!!] (Viewer #1,542,687)

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Fine… I’ll Go Get the Hammer…

Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:00 pm

The producer of an anti-Obamacare movie was “coincidentally” hit with his first IRS audit ever.

Looks like it’s gonna be another busy day in the IRS’s IT department.

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You Will Die From Ebola Because Sandwich

Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:00 pm

“On any given day, 49% of US adults will eat at least one sandwich.”

The data comes from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. It’s based on interviews with more than 5,000 adults age 20 and older who were asked about absolutely everything they ate on two separate days.

Yeah, that’s the kind of thing the CDC is spending your money on.

But, on the bright side, they’ve discovered the 25 most popular sandwich fillings in the process.

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Link of the Day: Ebola…A “War Without A General”

Thursday, October 23, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springer's Blog]

Ebola…A “War Without A General”

Just so ya know, Springeraz of Nuking Politics has opened up a blog of his own for stuff that doesn’t fit the NP theme (although some stuff – like the above entry – will be cross-posts). Go over & say “howdy”.

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Good News Is Bad News

Thursday, October 23, 2014 4:00 pm

A new report shows that US life expectancy rose again and death rates fell.

Oh, look… one of the few things the left WON’T say is a result of global warming.

Not that it is, but neither is anything else.

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Obama Warned Us – Education

Thursday, October 23, 2014 2:00 pm

“Let’s keep reforming our education system so young people at every level have the same shot at success.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Zero.”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Raked in a Record $2.1 Million in One Fundraiser. How Did She Do It?

Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?

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Failsafe

Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:00 am

A new poll shows that only 24% of Americans say they have “confidence” in Obama’s plan for the economy.

The other 76% say they have confidence in the 22nd Amendment’s plan for Obama.

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One Ring Firepit

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 10:00 pm

Only $500 from Etsy. Yeah, it’s expensive, but can you really put a price on unassailable nerd cred?

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Shorter Hobbit

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 9:00 pm


[Lego The Hobbit in 72 Seconds] (Viewer #200,720)

Technically, it contains spoilers if you haven’t read the book, since the third movie’s not out yet.

On the bright side: no Radagast the Brown – live-action Jar-Jar of wizards.

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You Keep Using That Word…

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:00 pm

Despite putting out a book critical of the President, former CIA director Leon Panetta said “I am very loyal”.

Nope, sorry. In this administration, that’s defined as “STAYS under the bus”.

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