Despite Obama’s promise of “$2500 in savings”, 75% of Obamacare enrollees actually saw their premiums increase.
Obama gets it wrong so often, if that man were a stopped clock, he’d find a way to only be right once a day.
Nearly 3 in 4 Americans support raising the minimum wage.” — President Obama #RaiseTheWage
“So, basically, everyone except the people who would actually have to figure out how to stay in business while paying 30% more to have the same amount of work get done.”
During a speech in DC, Nancy Pelosi said that Obamacare gives people the “healthier life that our Founders wanted for them”.
More like giving people another tax our Founders would want to chuck into the nearest harbor.
The White House is angry with Samsung because it used Obama’s selfie with David Ortiz to promote their phones.
Think Obama’d be so cranky if it were a bankrupt solar company doing it?
Saudi Arabia has declared all atheists to be terrorists in a new law to crack down on political dissidents.
Good move, what with them always attacking people while yelling “No one akbar!”.
“America is a place for everybody — that’s what we’re fighting for.”
“Welllll… a place for everybody except the people we’re fighting.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest wearable device from Google…
In England, a garden center had to remove a parrot from the showroom floor because it kept swearing at the customers.
Lesson learned: never buy a used parrot from Rahm Emanuel.
Go ahead and enjoy Dr. Who, but say “no” if he offers you a Jelly Baby:
[Americans Taste Test British Snacks] (Viewer #717,770)
The Daily Mail published pictures of confused and startled Amazon tribesmen jabbing their spears skyward upon seeing an airplane for the first time.
Sorta like watching Democrats react to Paul Ryan’s budget.