My archnemesis Scrappleface reports on a solution to suicide bombings that hopefully will work.
I was very good at about every subject in school except for geography. The Emperor doesn’t think that matters.
Eugene Volokh has found a handy new Latin phrase. Plus, he found there was an all-female Texas Supreme Court in 1925. I guess the women’s movement peaked early.
John Hawkins has learned that the gay, black vote is now going Republican and that’s it’s driving the Democratic Underground crazy.
Finally, Camille has tips on dieting. Some reason I find them really interesting even though currently my youthful metabolism keeps me thin no matter what I eat. I hear it will break down one day, but I might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts.
Archive of entries posted on 21st November 2002
Just When You Thought the Donks Couldn’t Get Any Whinier…
Serial whiny bitch Daschle says he’s been getting threats because people are saying mean things about him. Rush Limbaugh and others in talk radio have been pointing out what a slimy weasel Daschle is, and he claims this lead to threats against him and his family – though he wouldn’t elaborate. So let’s never criticize Daschle about his politics again, because he may get scared and cry, okay? Seriously, my guess is that it’s from other Democrats upset about the losses, but what would a threat from a Democrat sound like? “Resign now or I’ll slap you silly!” Then again, which of you aren’t thinking of punching Daschle right now? Be honest. That’s right; after hearing him whine like this, about everyone wants to smack him. It’s just a natural, human response.
The Democrats are such a bunch of peacenik complainers that I don’t know how any man could ever admit to being one. Actually, the way things are going, I bet by the end of this decade it will be more insulting to one’s manhood to imply they’re a Democrat than to imply they’re gay. At school, one kid will call another kid a “Kennedy voter” and a fight will break out. People will say in hushed whispers, “I think Steve may be… uh… how do I put this… ‘friends with the donkeys’… not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
Democrats just better not start asking for special rights.