There’s a rumor going around that the sun is going to explode today. I’m not near a window to see it, so, if it does happen, someone e-mail and tell me.
And, if it does happen, what is Karl Rove trying to distract us from now…
Oh, and whoever is sending me those e-mails about making my penis bigger, could you please stop it. I know you have good intentions, but if the thing were any bigger it would be unwieldy.
That’s all. Gotta go check the news and see if anything happened in the past three days. Be honorable yadda yadda yadda.
Kos is going to Nuke the Sun-
Kos they can.
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Frank, Frank, Frank. Ha, ha, ha. The rumor I heard was that the sun was going to explode Monday. Now with both of us being reasonably intelligent (but I was voted on of the most trusted men in America whereas a cloud of doubt continuously hangs ominously over your head) we must not assume that it will happen this Monday. What you should be concerned about is facts. Facts like global warming. Our friend Al Gore has repeatedly warned us about this issue. And I have anecdotal proof that global warming is indeed occurring. Yesterday I was taking my daily constitutional in my office reading one of America’s fine newspapers and I found myself sweating! I can tell you the Chronickite household’s thermostat is set at an environment friendly and energy efficient 68 degrees. Now this constitutional was not one of those epic gastrointestinal battles that seem to play out for ages, so perhaps you can explain my sweating?! I thought so.
And that’s the way it is.
I agree…enough already with the ads for Weener Candy!!! My Weener is fine!!! Leave me alone!!!
Oh and BTW, as a news legend I can tell you that part of that legend concerns my prodigious man meat. Just ask Diane Sawyer if you doubt me.
And that’s the way it is.
“Unwieldy.” Funny word…
Whoops, had the weather machine pointed at the sun. Fixed now.
Now to aim a hurricane at the New York Times building. I wonder if the Los Angeles Times has ever experienced a hurricane? Guess we’ll find out….
“Sun Explodes: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest” NY Times headline.
I heard about that theory. If you were aluminum foil on your head and build a bomb shelter you will live!
So, all this rain in the NorthEast US is just a plot by Rove to distract us from the sun exploding? I guess if we can’t see it happening…
If the sun explodes, will that put an end to global warming? Or, since global warming is caused by humans, will the earth continue to warm?
LOL @ (with) Outback, we all must drive more and feed the cows beans. Oh and wear cordaror pants and anything else to create heat.Brrrrrrrr,already getting cold.
Did it happen?