In some polls, Bush is back into the forties in his approval rating. So who here started liking him again and why? I started liking him again because he sent me a fruit basket. It was delivered by an illegal alien, but, still, it was a fruit basket and that was very thoughtful of him.
First …
And do you want to bet who picked the fruit in that basket !!!
Who was in the basket that changed your opinion, Barney Frank?
I started liking him because he was oh-so-very proud of killing that Zarqawi [expletive deleted].
Not to mention lower taxes.
Wait, that was years ago?
Well, even so. Lower taxes are great.
FrankJ:
Why do you feel the need to lie?
You could have just written the truth in this post, and said that in ONE poll (Fox’s) Bush’s approval ratings are back in the 40’s (40%).
But instead, you felt compelled to say “some polls” when, as you can see from polling report polling report this statement is a lie.
Are you deliberately lying? Or is this just another example of your pathological inability to accept facts and deal with reality?
Given your delusions of becoming a great science fiction writer and political humorist, I think it is the latter.
But if I am wrong, and you lied on purpose, try and be a bit more subtle in your next lie. Don’t chose to lie about something so easily verifiable.
Its bad form.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Spacemonkey says I shouldn’t make you all out to be Bush supporters. Then you crow about this poll. Can you clarify?
Do you support Bush?
Not support Bush?
Or are you just fair weather fans, jumping on the Bush bandwagon whenever his approval ratings jump a bit?
But if you deliberatly
MFL – Take a pill.
Sheesh.
Delivering fruit-baskets to you was another $50 per hour job I gave up to illegal aliens, cuz I didn’t want to get a punch in the face.
MFL…go watch Brokeback Mountain AGAIN!
I like Bush again because I told him that I hadn’t been laid since before I went to Baghdad… So he sent over Jenna. Or was it Barbara? Anyway, point is, it was Bush
On second thought, it may have been Barbara Sr.
Um, MFL, If we “deliberatly” what?
It was delivered by an illegal alien
Well, of course it was. They do the jobs that Americans won’t do . . . like deliver fruit baskets to FrankJ.
Monkey Faced Liberal –
You can make me out to be a Bush supporter. In mathematical logic, by the way “some” means “at least one”, so “one” does satisfy the condition of “some”.
Yeah Frank
I agree with MFL!!
I bet that you didn’t even get a fruit basket from Dubya! YOu’re making it up!!!
:: shakes fist ::
The latest poll shows that 80% of the people who got those baskets didn’t wash the fruit before eating it…disgusting.
Polls-schmolls…ever seen what a 1911 can do to a grapefruit?
it may have been Barbara Sr? EWWWW!!!!
JimmyCarter~
Yeah, but ole Babs’ mustache was waxed that day, so it was all good.
Forgive me fo musing upon MFL’s post, but the way it just cut off has me worried. Has anyone seen Karl Rove today? I’m afraid he may have snuck up behind MFL with some piano wire and, well, you know.
Also, has anybody se
Gunga, that wasn’t Carl Rove that “snuck” up behind MFL…that was Barney Frank…and…well…you get the picture!
There’s a Rumsfeld joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
I’d like him more if he punched some of our governmental basket cases in the nose when they go visit him.
USSjimmycarter:
In response to FrankJ’s incorrect post about Bush’s poll numbers (which, as far as I could tell, did not include any homesexual references) you have posted three comments.
-The first made reference to a well-known gay politician.
-The second made reference to a me and a well-known movie about gay cowboys.
-The third provided us all with an image of the well-known gay politician you referenced before sodomizing me.
What is your deal ussjimmycarter?
Why are you seemingly so obsessed with gay politicians, gay movies, gay sexual acts and me?
Just curious.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Sorry for the cut-off on my last post. Nice to see how so many people actually read my posts and wanted to know what happened.
It is just that UPS had just arrived with my new pair of Birkenstocks and in my excitment I posted before previewing. Sorry!
That Rove is really getting lazy.
What’s all this I hear about President Bush saying, “Up yours” to the Poles? Why the obsession with Poles? Why not say, “Up yours” to the French? …or the Germans? Why not a big “Up yours” to the Canadians? And what’s up with the French Canadians? Does that mean they are twice as obnoxious as regular Canadians?
So excited about birckenstocks that you posted in the middle of a sentence? Interesting. . .I think that USSJimmyCarter may have had a slight point there.
I’ve always liked him. I began liking him more when he made his daring dash to Baghdad.
@#$% that lazy Rove!
MFL…just taking a “stab in the dark” but from your response I’m guessing I hit a nerve…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I must just be strange but I haven’t given up on Pres. Bush just because I disagree with him about immigration. I still think he is doing what he said he would do when I voted for him and that is all I ask of those for whom I vote.
I have been married to the same man for 29 years. Do we disagree, absolutely. Am I going to kick him to the curb because we don’t agree on every little thing, of course not. That would be stupid and short sighted, something Libs are very familiar with. They have a hard time with difficult words like:
Patriotism
Loyalty
Faithfulness
Always
Commitment
Duty
Honor
Oh yes and the biggest mystery of them all,
Reality
MFL…oh yea…i’m a total homophobe!
Ussjimmycarter:
I asked you “Why are you seemingly so obsessed with gay politicians, gay movies, gay sexual acts and me?”
You didn’t address the question. Interesting.
You did say that you thought my response showed that you had hit a “nerve” and that you are a “total homophobe”
I am sorry to have to tell you that your responses did not hit a nerve.
I think that sophmorphic allusions to one’s sexuality quit being hurtful to me in about 10th grade.
Call me queer, butch, gay, fag, whatever you like.
Your allusions to homosexuality in a prejorative way just serves to demonstrate your intolerance — and further demonstrates why I am proud to be a monkey faced liberal.
Moreover, your inability to address my points with anything other than adolescent hijinks shows that you have no real points to make.
Finally, as far as you being a homophobe, I am sorry to hear that. That must make life difficult for you.
Why are you scared of homosexuals?
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
the fact that this particular line of attack seems to have “hit home” makes me now feel guilty for launching it and for that I’m sorry. After all…the new head of the Episcopol church says it’s ok to be a rump ranger despite what God says…so who am I to question “Herself”…
Silly wingnut.
Only liberals can call people “gay” or imply they are homosexual in a “bad” way.
Got that, you gay Uncle Tom wingnut?
Oops, gotta run. UPS is here with my new Kos-brand tin foil hat.
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Sorry to say, but Bush really isn’t that very well liked. I don’t always like his stoicism with some issues and flakiness with others.
But what MFL & other LEFTARDS (there’s that “witty rejoinder he seethes about) hate about him so much is that he can get from other major countries what slick willy & the other liberal dhimmicrats never could: Fearful respect. I don’t give a f**k if they like us or not, but they WILL respect us, especially when they know Bush just might be crazy enough to do anything in response to threats or attacks on America. Or he might do something…just because… heh.
“See? SEE!? That’s just insane!!” you might say. Yep. It sure is. But not as insane as a Clinton cutting our military capability by half, when he knew very well what the world climate was.
That’s what really gets to you, mfl, isn’t it? To think you ‘tards really have so much to say & do, and then some Rethuglican comes along & just shows your liberal “leadership” up by actually getting something done for the greater good here & abroad, instead of pandering to special interest groups & his own narcisstic ego, like Clinton did.
Stop being such a friggin’ pussy, M.
At least no-one jumped a certain someone for having a vocabulary that exceeded his spelling/typing abilities.
If ussjimmy is a true homophobe, and we all know what that means (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) I guess that means he’s got a huge crush on a certain someone.
Okay, it is time that someone finally comes to pickle-smokers defense, er, I mean MFL. So what if he rides side-saddle. So what if he took his mother to the prom. So what if his Indian name is “Dances with Men”. So what if his favorite musical is “Oklahomo”. MFL has the right to be a butt-surfer (not that there is anything wrong with that). Brave soldiers like Jack Murtha fought for the right of MFL to enjoy, life, liberty and the pursuit of interior designers. Can’t we all get along on Brokeback Mountain?
Oh, btw, what do you do if you drop your wallet in Key West? Kick it to Miami before you pick it up.
Back to the topic…I liked Dubya before because he and I share the same Chinese astrological sign. We were both born in the year of the dog, and one of the dog’s main characteristics is to pick just cause worth believing in, and then fight for it; fight long, hard, and viciously. And that’s what George has done in regards to Iraq, terrorism and low income taxes…unfortunately he also does this in regards to illegal Mexican immigrants. No doubt, coming from a border state he has a soft spot for those that do, in fact, risk their lives to get a job, free healthcare, and education, while ignoring that drug runners, people smugglers and unscrupulous companies are making money off the whole prospect.
Still, I gotta love a man that knows when to hang on, regardless of the asshat naysayers and so long as he keeps the terrorists fighting in their own back yards, I’m sticking with him.
I’m not sure how this pertains to the mfl critter being a humpbuster, but I’m certain the salty tears on the critter’s pillow are a familiar comfort.
MFL, I did not really care about what you were going to say before you were cut off. I was pointing out that you misspelled “deliberately” as “deliberatly.”
Here’s the link to check:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deliberately
NMUSpidey,
You use “deliberatly” as if it was a “prejorative”…
I have a belly button!
…”I’m certain the salty tears on the critter’s pillow are a familiar comfort.”
Yeah, baby! Along with the saliva on his pillows that as a result from him being face down/ass up during sex. I bet MFL’s headboard has bite marks & dents from his forehead on it, all of which are his.
Shame on us. Truly if the best comeback to MFL is “your gay”, that’s pretty lame. Here is a more intelligent response. Bush, in some lame attempt to move center, has abandoned his base on immigration and fiscal policy. I don’t think Bushes low numbers are necessarily good for the left.
Slap happy,
…”your gay” what? “Your” being a possessive pronoun… Sorry. couldn’t help it. I’m not perfect either.
The gay references are an ill advised attempt to annoy the poor, self-loathing monkey face. A better tactic would be to ignore him the way he ignores reality, logic, and bathwater. The only reason the little pest is even here is because he felt a little bit frustrated typing “me too!” over at the DU.