Thank you for that spontaneous outburst of lover for me yesterday.
Yeah, I’m being sarcastic. I had to put up my own birthday post. All you readers have to do is remember one day – one day – where you must praise me unconditionally, and you can’t even do that. I hate you readers. Still, I’ll try and arrange some words together in combinations that will make you laugh since that’s my job. Also, I’m working on a brand new feature I hope to premiere soon.
Stupid readers probably won’t even appreciate the work it takes, though… the dumb stupid readers they are.
Oh! That reminds me: We need to have a reader appreciation day sometime soon.
UPDATE: Rachel did wish me Happy Birthday on her blog (and included a picture of SarahK and me in our Halloween costumes), but I don’t read other blogs, so that was pretty useless.
Sorry, Frank J. To help you feel better, I suggest going outside and shooting at targets until all your bullets are gone. Nothing makes me feel better than shooting at pictures of certain problems that face the world – poverty, hunger, the French, dumb monkey liberals, etc.
That’s what you get for having your birthday on a weekend.
Move it to a Monday like the birthdays of President Memorial & President Labor.
I won’t insult you by wishing you “Happy Birthday” a day late.
And with the utmost sincerity and gratefulness to God for the gift of you to the world, I wish you a happy birthday — 364 days early.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!!
not only did I wish you a happy birthday, I did it in a public forum that attracts at least 2 faithful readers per day. AND I posted a picture of you in that forum.
Sheesh, you ingrate! You’re sounding an awful lot like a monkey faced liberal. Like Cindy Sheehan or something.
I offered for you to send me a dollar. You haven’t
Al Frankengore
Liberal
Kansas
I won’t insult you by wishing you “Happy Birthday” a day late.
Um, happy belated birthday!
I’m wayyy tooooo stuuuuupid to remember your damn birthday, Frankelberry! Hey, I do like the very cool Passat ad next to where I’m writing though! I own the new 2006 Sport Model with the 2.6 Litre, Paddle Shifters, XM, NAV System, all the goodies! Very fast and very fun!
you may not read me, but SarahK pops in on a regular basis. 😛 And we all know it’s the wife’s opinion that truly matters!
You expect much from a guy who forgets his own birthday half the time (I think I’m 40). I do remember my wife’s as well as both sons, and the all-important wedding anniversary, which taeks up all the Important Dates portion of my smallish brain.
Anyway, happy birthday sonny.
If it makes you feel any better Frank, my birthday was June 2 and Dean Cain did NOT make an appearance. That’s what thanks I get for being a good concubine…
HA!
Waiter!! A little cheese for table two please.
Don’t know what you’re complaining about. We had cake and ice cream and invited friends over. My wife doesn’t mind sharing her birthday with you either.
I’m truly sorry for missing your birthday Frank, but Harvey’s right, you shouldn’t have had it on a weekend. Especially on a Sunday when we are all resting.
Happy belated birthday!!
Bit Mr. J.!
I spent all yesterday fasting, in silent meditation and prayer, thanking all the gods for your birth. How could I interrupt such a solemn celebration of your existance for a trivial ‘happy birthday’ wish??
Orion
Yer freakin’ welcome ya ungrateful hack!
I would have wished you Happy Birthdy, but I was busy buying holy water and crosses in case my son turns into Damien on his birthday tommorrow. I did think about it when you were hinting around last week, if that counts.
I forgot your birthday?
Would this be a bad time to ask for a pay raise?
You look like a monkey and you smell like one, too.
Hey Hollywood Grind has the Paris Hilton Stars are Blind VIDEO, not just the audio they posted earlier.
Watch the Video
FrankJ, please remember that many readers of imao don’t have an online presence (like a blog) where we can celebrate the day of your birth. Therefore, we have to wait until you make a post about it so we can praise you in the comments.