I’m tired of you stupid neocons always flying off the handle just because somebody cracks a joke about killing President Bush. Killing President Bush is a perfectly acceptable premise for a joke, a movie, or a party platform.
We at IMAO recognize the genius comic abilities of The Democratic Left. Recently, John F. Kerry joked about killing Presdient Bush. I’m not sure if he was for the killing before he was against it, but I’m sure he’ll change his mind eventually.
Since many of you don’t have time to appreciate the Left’s humor, probably because you’re huddled in a closet afraid someone will expose you as homosexual, I thought I’d share some high quality humor with you. Besides, you can’t spend your time listening to nothing but right wing humor.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To kill that @#$# Bush.
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Q: How many Presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Screw Bushhitler.
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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A. Dead President Bush except he’s Republican so he wouldn’t be anywhere near anything black.
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Teacher: Johnny, read to me what’s on the board.
Student: I can’t. My dad went to Iraq and died for oil.
Teacher: (Writing on board) Kill Bush.
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Two Republicans walk into a bar. They ask the bartender, “Do you serve black and tans?”
The bartender replied, “Sure we do!”
The Republicans turned around and left. On their way out they shoved an old lady to the ground.
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Q: What do you get when you kill Bushitler?
A: What don’t we get?
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Q: Is it morally wrong to kill the president?
A. Only if his body accidentally falls on a Koran.
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1st person: Knock knock.
2nd person: Who’s there.
1st Person: We should kill President Bush.
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George Bush arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is standing with his book of judgement. “Mr. President, what brings you here?” The President replies, “I just got shot while giving a speech.”
St. Peter says: “It’s about time somebody fragged your ass.” He hit a trapdoor and Bush dropped down to hell. On his way down, he shoved an old lady to the ground.
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LOL, Ducky.
I love the limericks.
“There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who couldn’t get a job because of Bushitler.”
RWD – It wasn’t the Republicans that pushed the old lady to the ground. I was there and saw the whole thing. Bush was hiding in the shadows and HE pushed her to the ground. The Republicans were there to cut her medicare benefits so that she couldn’t get an ambulance.
Just thought that you might like to know.
You’ve outdone yourself.
Of course it is not morally wrong to kill a president. However the reason we allow the President to choose the Vice President is so that you will give a second thought to what you are doing.
Good Example:
President Slick Willie stayed alive because no one wanted Al Bore to be President.
Very Logical
There should be a very short season on them because of scarcity though, and the tags for a President should be exorbitant.
And it wasn’t a trapdoor Bushitler fell through from heaven, it was the hole in the ozone layer he created by withdrawing from the Kyoto Protocol.
The sad part to this is: I know people who actually tell jokes like this…
FYI: Everyone that is a real Democrat on the book cover and not just your everyday clown.
“Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A. Dead President Bush except he’s Republican so he wouldn’t be anywhere near anything black.”
I disagree. That black thing would be the closest thing he has to a heart.
One last thing, Dead President Bush would not be RED. We reserve that for the truly deserving Socialistic Lefties.
Do they really want Cheney to be our president? Even Republicans are a bit iffy about a President Cheney. So Democrats are more Republican than Republicans?
Very good RWD. Keep it up.
-We at IMAO recognize the genius comic abilities of The Democratic Left.-
No kidding! Half the laughs I have each day come from listening to lefty reasoning! After all, isn’t the left wing one of God’s greatest jokes?!?! The only problem is that too many people take them seriously. Too many people take them seriously and when they are joking, they’re not funny, but when they’re serious, they’re funny. Two! Two problems…
BTW…great artwork of Rosie O’Dumbell on the cover!
I loved the bar joke. It’s so typical of what the lefty moonbats think.
Personally, I don’t care if a bar serves black and tan, as long as I can get a puppy smoothie.
What’s the difference between a cyclist and a psychiatrist?
DEATH TO CHIMPY MCHITLERBURTON AND HIS NAZI DEATH BRIGADE!
Q: What do you get when you cross a rock ribbed conservative and a neocon?
A: A retarded bushitler bird that you kill with one stone. Die Bush, Die!
P.S. The evil Bushitler bird can be identified by its proclivity to knock down old women and its affinity for Heinz rather than Hunt’s ketcheup.
This reminds me of the Full House episode when Bushitler locked Michelle and Uncles Jesse and Joey at the gas station on Michelle’s birthday.
Bushitler then syphoned the gas from Uncle Jesse’s vehicle.
My eyes are welling up with tears just harkening back to this episode.