Here’s one stupid but somewhat introspective liberal wondering who liberals can direct their two minutes of hate against once Bush is gone. Now, I think I wrote a pretty definitive article on this a couple years ago discussing the liberal Bush-centric worldview. It’s not a small thing for a worldview to change, especially one that permeates every aspect of a liberal’s life. Liberals will be blaming Bush for everything for a while still, but eventually it will get infeasible to do so the longer Bush has been out of office. Then liberals will be confronted with bad things happening and Bush not being to blame and their minds will not be able to comprehend it. They may get violent, forcing us to punch them in their dumb monkey faces out of self defense. Remember: If you have to punch a liberal, do so forcefully but also compassionately if you’re a Christian. If you’re an atheist, go ahead and whale away.
My hubby thinks that the world change will force them to eat each other, so I wish you guys would hold off on the punching until we see if that comes to pass. Show some discipline, ok?
Liberals are the most irrational of abominations ever to appear on this planet. The most notable of their hang-ups is the inability to look in the mirror when placing blame for their ailments. Bush has just been the latest scapegoat for their inability to cope with reality; they’ll always find someone or something else to blame instead of coping or modifying behavior. By the way, I am a christian, but instead of viewing liberal punching as compassionate, I prefer the analogy of doing the smiting for which God has not found the time. Swing away and hold nothing back!
My only half-facetious guess? The Joooooos!!! Or “Wall Street fatcats”, bankers, etc. It’ll be increasingly implausible to blame elected Evil Republicans for all the world’s woes, as lame as they’re likely to be over the next four years. So it’ll move on to whatever known members of the non-Left have wealth and power (or can be imagined to), and many strikes will be taken against targets of opportunity.
I’m atheist but if I believed buddy you can damn well bet I would still beat their noses until forensic blood spatter patterns line the pavment.
BTW: I think we conservatives need to start shutting down B.O from day one. This is not about the person. It is about patriotism. Keeping liberal / socialist / communist policies from being implemented is everyones patriotic duty. If that means villifying B.O. then Bad B.O. it is.
If I
have toget to punch a hippie, I’ll be sure to teach him the important lesson of turning the other cheek, as Jesus taught. So I can hit him again.I’m a Christian. I get this! Every time I punch a liberal I am certain that the punch is actually from the Lord God Himself! So, it’s ok to keep a-punchin’ as far as the Lord is concerned especially if the liberal is for things that the Lord Almighty is again’…like killing babies and sticking your pecker into anothern’ bung hole! These things shall be forgiven as far as punchin’ goes because the Lord Almighty is an Almighty and Righteous God who cannot tolerate baby killin’ and buggerin’…
ON ANOTHER TOPIC–DOES IMAO HAVE THE SCOOP ON THE MOONBAT-PREDICTED COUP BY DICK CHENEY? ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT TO GET IT GOING. I’M ARMED AND READY–JUST WAITING FOR THE CALL…..
ON THE TOPIC, I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED MY “IMPEACH OBAMA” BUMPERSTICKERS. THEY SHOULD BE HEAR BY TUESDAY. I THOUGHT I WOULD AT LEAST LET HIM TAKE THE ‘OATH’ (YEAH–RIGHT–TO THE god OF JEREMIAH WRIGHT) OF OFFICE BEFORE I CALLED FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT.
“HERE” OBVIOUSLY–NOT ‘HEAR’
They can’t stop when it comes to Bush. It’s now a dementia so fully ingrained that it’s now a confirmed disease. They’re going to continue blasting their venom, irrationality, and hatred at Bush, and any other non-New Age liberal target they can.
So if we’re so smart…..why can’t we get these leeches to turn on each other and cannabalize themselves? I mean…we’re all smart and funny…good looking…and urbane… So why can’t we get these viscious poo-flinging monkey/dwarfs to just kill each other, and save us all of the mess and effort?
Sheesh…I thought we were smarter than that.
Liberals were still blaming Nixon for all the world’s ills before Bush came along. They will be blaming Bush for the next 30 years.
This isn’t directly relevant, but I thought the picture in this post was pretty much awesome: http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/011626.html
President Bush! With Samurai Swords!
If you want to see liberal society in a nutshell, read Tolkien’s various descriptions of Orc society. Many different breeds of varying nastiness, competing for various, self-centered ends to the same problem, thinking that they are serving different masters when they are all really under Sauron who created them in the first place as a mockery of higher creatures. Just substitute “Sauron” with “Satan” and you get the picture.
Oh, yeah. I forget. Get them angry and they will literally kill and eat one another.
“If you’re an atheist, go ahead and whale away.”
Hurrah, atheism finally pays off! I always knew it would.
That’s some article on National unity you linked to, Frank.
In fact the LaTimes’ Rosa Brooks, is
Certainly a
Unify the
Nation
Type of columnist.
There, NOW I feel an end to the hate.
#14 TTTH – If you want to see liberal society portrayed in a really long book without having to sort through the mounds of homo-erotic dialogue in every Tolkien book, try “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
Homo-erotic dialog in Tolkien? Man, you are twisted!
Wake up, hon.
Obama derangement syndrome is up and running. Even the Middle east yahoo’s are on board. After all it’s president elect O’dingdongs fault that Israel is bombing Gaza, just ask Abeynutjob from Iran. He’ll tell you all about it. Oh and Global warming/cooling/ something is his fault too, as well as the economic mess. Well at least his parties at fault and since we know a president is his party, IT’S ALL O’DINGDONGS FAULT.
I’m going to love the next four years ’cause no matter how bad it get’s I will continue to point out:
I told you so-to every , leftwing. koolaide drinking. Pelosi loving, gender bending, baby killing liberal I come across. Some times life is simply good even with all the bad.
Christians don’t have to whale. Eye has not seen, ear has not heard, nor has it even entered into the heart of man; the whaling He has in store for those who mess with those who love Him!
Hate, such a strong word. Something Christians are counseled not to engage in. Something that O’dingdong has brought into the mainstream. I still believe you should treat others as you would have them treat you. If I were the idiot, moron, incompetent that “the one” is I would hope most people would hate me. …
which is exactly how I’ll treat him. He’s not my president, he doesn’t represent me in any way shape or form, he is an embarrassment and an incompetent and I hope he changes the minds of the average American and proves that there are worst things than leaders with integrity.
#20 Trish – Thanks for noticing! Many readers completely miss the twisty in my posts. Unfortunately, it is way too much fun to poke Tolkien fans for me to stop. How many times do Frodo and Sam stare passionately into each others eyes and declare their love for each other? Saruman is the most flaming, with his “you will taste man-flesh” tonight schtick.
An old coworker of mine is a serious LOTR fan. He overheard me poking a different coworker that had declared LOTR to be the most awesome filled movie saga ever. That night he watched one of the films with his newly opened eyes, and admitted to me the next day that the series is filled with homo-erotic imagery. Not that there is anything wrong with that. (but actually, there is)
HCG- You said the books in your post not the movies. Peter Jackson most certainly did add teh ghey to the characters the same way that he stripped out 98% of the nobility, made Aragorn and Gandalf wusses, Elron a complete prick, and Faramir into a subgrade moron.
The main point of this article is that Bush was a bad president because he wasn’t verbally adept. Why this obsession with politicians who speak well vs. pols who implement effective solutions? I don’t get it. I mean, do they think Obama is going to fight off the terrorists with “complete sentences”?
“Achmed, we are doomed, this man Obama never ends his sentences with a preposition!”
#25 Brian – You got me. I have not “read” Tolkien since grade school, and I was too young back then to know if the books were filled with the same homo-erotic tripe as the movies. I barely remembered the storyline by the time the movies came out. My apologies to Tolkien if Hollyweird wussified his books in their image.
“The Lord of the Rings” is about as homo-erotic as “Band of Brothers”.
The affection between Sam and Frodo was much more of the “I love you, man! I’m there for you, brother!” type than the “Well, hello thsailor! New in town?” type.
With the possible exception of Gollum – who I think had spent Way too much time alone in a cave. Saruman? Yeah, OK, I can see that.
The novel is so a-sexual that the first time I read it I didn’t even catch that Aragorn was in love with Arwen until she shows up at the end for the wedding!
The movies could have been a lot shorter.
This should be a new catch phrase. “Whale away on wailing liberals.”
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your idiotic drawing of a Bush-centric solar system on the link up there had me laughing aloud. But then your disclaimer, “I don’t have a compass,” had me doubled over in laughter.
[Incidentally, if you don’t have Photoshop or Image Ready, and apparently you don’t, please allow me to recommend the free graphic program GIMP. It would enable you to use circular select tool then stroke an elliptical selection. Same with planets of social issues, plus add text. But then, that would ruin the funniness of the whole thing. Still, it could vastly help you indulge your penchant for graphics. ]
Looks like they found a way to keep the hate going
11/07/00 GWB: ” …lectures don’t replace leadership. … A responsible leader sets a clear agenda and brings people together to achieve it. Responsible leadership sets a tone of civility and bipartisanship that gets things done. I am a uniter, not a divider and, as the governor of Texas, that is how I have led. It is how I will lead in the White House.”
2/16/10 – Now we have B.H.O. Jr. to divide us. Surprised?