Bad news. Obama isn’t going to show up at the inauguration because he decided the spectacle is beneath him. Instead, he sent his prophets in the media to deliver his ten commandments to the American people. He even chiseled them in stone — or at least he did the first one. He seemed to have given up after that and instead used a sharpie for the rest.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF OBAMA
I. I am thine president, Obama. Thou shall have no other politician before me.
II. For I am a jealous Obama, thou shall make no other idols than of me, Obama. And don’t go crazy emphasizing the ears.
III. Thou shalt not use the name of Obama in vain or confuse it with Osama.
IV. Remember the inauguration day and keep it holy, for it is the day of your deliverance.
V. Honor your Democratic Senators and Representative, for they do the bidding of Obama.
VI. Thou shalt not own a gun nor cling to it.
VII. Thou shalt not get all moralistic about sex stuff.
VIII. Thou shalt not find tax loopholes for that is stealing against Obama.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness or any other kind of witness against Obama in court.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy own money, for it is the property of Obama.
What about:
Love thine neighbor, and give them all of your shekels.
Render under Obama what is Obama’s…and then render him everything else ya got.
Lament and join My national service good squad…thou shalt have no paying jobs before me.
Thou shalt have free sexual relationships upon yourselves as often as you wish and shall freely and without guilt pluck out the fruit of thy womb with vacuum and forecept sayest the Most High Obama.
A few days back due to the wacky news media merchandizing the Obama inauguration I suggested that B.O. forget normal ceremonies and just do the final seen from Jesus Christ Superstar. Of course in this case it would be titled “GeeSus OhMyGod SuperSquare”. Lyrics below:
J C Obama SuperSquare
HO-bama
hey bama bama bama ho-bama
Hey bama ho bama
Hey BO BO won’t you smile at me?
Bam Ho Bama
Hey Bama
Hey supersquare
What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin?
What’s the buzz tell me what’s a happenin?
Holy Christ …..Superstar
Who the heck do they think you are?
………..and they can dance around like in the movie Jesus Christ Superstar.
This all looks good, and appropriate for the proper guidance of our children in the way of the One.
However, which of these is the greatest commandment?
This is what they should do at the inauguration: (from Jesus Christ Superstar ) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8
XI. Thou shalt plug thine ears when Biden speaks.
Caveat to VIII: “Unless thou art a nominee to the position of High Priest of the Treasury.”
Today I cannot bear to listen to or watch any media. I am simply aghast that America has come to this…how long before we wake up from our slumbering in the back of a deep cave on the other side of a remote planet in a dark corner of the galaxy on the other side of the sun to realize what we have done to ourselves by electing this fraud.
The buzzards are circling, Rev. Wright is shouting and stomping his “thug-thizzle,” Bill Ayers is lecturing his way to pseudo legitimacy, and over confident, over promoted, all fours in the feedtrough liberal trolls are rolling on the ground, laughing and hugging themselves.
This will all end in tears.
The Catholic version is slightly different.
The Democratic Manifesto has been written down….all shall now shake in their boots.
We need one too…The Republican Manifesto!
Soon after the ascension of The Great and Glorious One, a dark and contemptible force shall arise from the Right of “The One”. Out of the sea I saw a mighty beast arise, dressed as a woman but wearing the pants of a man, who shall go out in all fury to meet the new force who shall challenge the Young Leader. The Beast of the Sea shall slay all from The Right with great deceit and treachery on her lips and much girth on her thighs. Upon defeat of those from The Right, The Beast shall turn her fury and anger on the Great Young Leader and shall engage him in a great battle… Let every man who hath understanding know the mark of the Beast, as it is the mark of a woman and that mark is HILLARY.
Good job adhering to the original list of shalls and shall nots. VI (no murder) must have been a tough one. I would like to substitute: Though shalt not allow thy children to be punished with a baby.
My thoughts exactly, #8, except I haven’t watched any news or political media since November.
Fortunately for the Christian, this Earth is not our final home. Which is good, since America as the Founders intended is no more.
waiting…………….waiting………………waiting…………….NOW!………..iIMPEACH OBAMA!!!—-yay!!……..I’M NUMBER ONE!!!
Actually, he was too busy playing “Teleprompter Hero” to show up.
Teleprompter Hero… F***ING Priceless!
Goodbye Leonidas. Hello Xerxes.
Goodbye sacrifice in leadership, hello god-king annointed.
Goodbye individual liberty, hello “collective responsibility”.
Goodbye skilled individual earners, hello welfare state.
Goodbye education, hello indoctrination.
Goodbye “morning in America”, hello “gathering clouds and raging storms”.
Goodbye capitalism, hello “prepare the nation for a new age”.
Goodbye America, hello “the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve”.
God help us all.
Thou shalt humble yourselves
and be accepting of those who do defile themselves with sexual relations of their
same sex as these are of my chosen people proclaims The Most High Obama
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And thou shalt remain vigilant against the Wolverines, for they are as mighty and inevitable as the Reaper.
A sad day nevertheless.
“…So it has been,
So it must be …”
O, 20JAN09
“So let it be written,
So let it be done!”
Rhamses II, 2000BC
Make it into a shirt!