I really wish I could compare Obama to a monkey same as I do any other liberal. I guess the ones to be angry at there are white racists. Racists ruin everything. In fact, I hate racism so much now I’m going to go scream at cops.
In Gates’s defense, if it’s an arrestable crime to be an arrogant douche, then our nation’s jails would be filled with college professors.
When Benedict XVI writes an autobiography, he should call it “The Audacity of Pope”.
Curious about everyone bashing on Dane Cook, I finally looked up a clip of his stand up on YouTube. I lasted about a minute. Wow. I thought maybe all the Dane Cook bashing was elitism, but finally watching his stand up I wanted God to smite him.
Question for Constiutional Scholars: Does it say anywhere in the Constitution that the president has to be human? I’m pretty sure it says he has to be male.
I too watched a clip of Dane Cook’s stand up “comedy”.
It appears he is attempting to make up for horrible jokes by using strange mannerisms and vocal inflections.
I do not find the man humorous.
Does it say anywhere in the Constitution that the president has to be human? I’m pretty sure it says he has to be male.
Musket To The Junk for you!
Dane Cook is an unfunny douche.
According to the legal scholars at Futurama, noBODY may serve more then two terms. This means if we brought Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, Addams, or Reagon back to life, they could serve two more terms each in their new bodies. Get working on this Frank.
“In Gates’s defense, if it’s an arrestable crime to be an arrogant douche, then our nation’s jails would be filled with college professors.”
You write that as if it would be a bad thing.
If you compare all the other commies to monkeys but refuse to do so for the Zero, who’s doing the discriminating? YOU ARE, you racist!
Think about it… You are the Almighty! The Creator of the Universe! You are the Big Guy! The Alpha and The Omega! So you look down from Heaven and you see Dane Cook! Do you waste a good smiting on THAT? I don’t think so! In my mind Smoting (Sulpher and Fire raining from the sky) is reserved for truly special douche-bags like maybe PeeWee Herman, The Gieco Caveman or Paris Hilton! Now that is some serious smoting rich environment!
“The Aduacity of Pope!”
LOL! As a a recovering Catholic, “I’m lovin’ it!”
SSx# 8jjko,mkddc ksnxdhrn! 200..zjjU? Mlloqpxnde:: qpeuXa,>>Fqua zmps..L>< ndmm*(qqoo*&^?……Two monkeys and a typewriter
SSx# 8jjko,mkddc ksnxdhrn! 200..zjjU? Mlloqpxnde:: qpeuXa,>>Fqua zmpsndmm*(qqoo*&^?……The entire studio audience of the David Letterman Show and a typewriter.
According to some theorys of Quantum Mechanics, there is a theory that all points interconnect. Maybe Teh One was born in more than one place at once. If He can stop the oceans from rising and cure AIDS with a bucket on His head, anything is possible
Robert Gates IS an arrogant douche, thank you for noticing.>>>If a President must be 35 years old, is that in Earth Years, or Planet X-ian Years?>>> I’m pretty sure Clinton was just a Horn Dog, and he got to be president.>>> The Info-line at Starkist Tuna for commonly asked questions: “Yes we Can!”>>> Both O-bah-muhh and Skippy Gates could write an autobiography titled ‘1/2 Black Like Me’
ussjimmycarter: What did Paris Hilton ever do worth fire and brimstone? Being famous for being famous? >>>If you meant Perez Hilton however, let God’s judgement begin.
Jar Jar Biden’s book would be “The Audacity of a Dope”.
Dane Cook is to comedy what Jeneane Garofalo is to comedy.
“In Gates’s defense, if it’s an arrestable crime to be an arrogant douche, then our nation’s jails would be filled with college professors” and actors… and highschool football heroes.
It is a crime to be an arrogant douche bag only after the officer tells you to stop. I can tell you from experience that you can call a cop anything you want , call his mother anything you want without consequence. That is until the officer tells you to stop. After being told to stop any douche bag talk is verbal assault.
Dane Cook is to comedy as Janeane Garofalo is to beauty Fixed that for you crusty
I dunno, Dane Cook can be funny sometimes. He’s certainly funnier than the vast majority of today’s stand-up vulgarians, but that’s about as informative as saying he’s funnier than the vast majority of throw rugs. :S
EH…. Cook…. Schnook….. the guys a mutt…. waddaya gonna do…..