I think Mass. just redeemed themselves from a lot. Like that friend who is kinda a dickhead who is always boring money but not paying it back and picking crappy restaurants. But when a fight breaks out they have your back. Welcome Mass Brothers.
Another vote for an IMAO band named “Junk Musket.” Can I be keyboards? I’d settle for tambourine in the background though.
And back on topic:
It’s like drinking an ExLax milkshake before discovering that you’re out of toilet paper
It’s like investing in Microsoft…because of Windows Vista
It’s like (s)electing an inexperienced, unvetted, controversial junior Senator with questionable allegiances for the highest office in the world…and then being surprised when he’s 10x worse than his predecessor…
It’s like Superman getting a shard of kryptonite jammed into his eye…
… by AQUAMAN.
Yep, like a 2×4 to the back of the head, they definitely weren’t expecting it.
Sounds about right.
It would fit nicely in the gun rack in his pick-up.
Musket to the Junk would be more fitting than shotgun blast to the groin
Demoncrats cruisin for a bruisin
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I agree with IH8Socialist
Screwdriver lobotomy via nasal canal. I always like the classics. Clean and simple.
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its as damaging as die hard 2 was to the die hard series… but not as much as live free or die hard.
A titanium knife imbedded to the handle in the middle of the forehead.
“Hello???? Anybody home????”
It it’s like mistaking a jihadi body bomb for a girdle, and pulling on that funny looking string to tighten it.
It’s like splashing a liberal with holy water.
Hitting their thumb with
a hammeroBAMa.Or like a right uppercut to the chin in the first round.
Don’t forget the big splash of lemony-fresh brine to rub into the wounds!
Like getting kicked in the nuts….by Fred Thompson.
WHERE IS MY HAPPY DANCE? I EXPECT TO SEE A HAPPY DANCE ON YOUTUBE. POSSIBLY INVOLVING ROWDI.
IH8Socialist says:
January 20th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Musket to the Junk would be more fitting than shotgun blast to the groin
I think “Junk Musket” would make a great band name
Weenie slammed in a sliding glass door.
Comparable to North Carolina losing to Mount St. Mary’s in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
Excuse me. Basketball. Obama.
RACISM.
When Wiley Coyote, having stepped off the edge of the cliff, first looks down.
Almost as painful for liberals as watching honest workers collect their entire paycheck.
Bantha: Junk Musket would be an excellent band name, too funny. They could play at Brown’s swearing in.
Any Liberal who looks at D.C. will turn into a piller of salt.
Since we’re talking about Democrats here, I’ll compare it to taking a binky away from a toddler.
This is the bullet we just missed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBaSP31Be8&feature=player_embedded
I think Mass. just redeemed themselves from a lot. Like that friend who is kinda a dickhead who is always boring money but not paying it back and picking crappy restaurants. But when a fight breaks out they have your back. Welcome Mass Brothers.
A W80 suppository……..
Four hours, and not calling a doctor.
The Ewok double log trap where they smashed the two legged Imperial thingy.
Force-fed a pineapple, whole.
Me, walking into a room full of rocking chairs. And I don’t have a tail.
Groin blast/”fingers” stuck in one of those Chinese finger cuffs. Plus ca change…
Taking away the computer to go outside and roll a hoop. With a stick.
Eating squishy mushrooms. Eww.
This is just King Arthur’s first arm dismemberment of the black knight, in ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’. ”It’s just a flesh wound.”
Arthur: “I cut your arm off.”
Black Knight: “Did not!”
A certain dental scene from “Marathon Man” comes to mind.
Your grammar is a shotgun blast to the groin
I’d say it’s more like giving them a pillow without a cool side. Frustrating but not enduring or painful. C’mon, it’s just politics.
Like having a redneck Deliverance hick with a shotgun telling you that “you got a purty mouth”
Like a lightsaber to the groin.
I think it’s like having your cake….and eating it too!
Another vote for ‘Musket to the junk’!
Being tied up and dropped out of an airplane without a parachute, while having the underware bomber strapped to your back with sticks of dynamite.
A silver bullet to the heart of the werewolf that is health care deform.
A wooden stake in the heart of trillion dollar health care spending.
An aneurism to the Obama administration
(all hopefully fatal) But the dems still don’t get it. We’re unfortunately going to have to continue with this lesson in November.
Obamacare = a ripe watermelon
Scott Brown = Gallagher
Waking up next to Nancy Pelosi and having to chew your own arm off.
Junk Musket is a dynamite band name.
Grape-shot grapes.
Damn–coupla new ones
Buckshot below the buckle.
Double-O in your Underoos.
BBs to the PP
*hook*
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL DEMOCRATS READING THIS:
If you point the shotgun at your groin, it’s easy to reach the trigger.
Another vote for an IMAO band named “Junk Musket.” Can I be keyboards? I’d settle for tambourine in the background though.
And back on topic:
It’s like drinking an ExLax milkshake before discovering that you’re out of toilet paper
It’s like investing in Microsoft…because of Windows Vista
It’s like (s)electing an inexperienced, unvetted, controversial junior Senator with questionable allegiances for the highest office in the world…and then being surprised when he’s 10x worse than his predecessor…
In truth, I think 1Patriot has it closest to reality.
The Doolittle Raid on Tokyo