10. “Obviously, this is just because Coakley is such a horrible candidate. So how do you get a shotgun in your mouth and also reach the trigger?”
9. “Now don’t you wish we went with the Weekend at Bernie’s solution to Ted Kennedy’s seat?”
8. “Don’t they know other countries love me?”
7. “But this doesn’t mean much, right? You said Massachusetts is a red state… Oh, you meant the other kind of red. Yeah, I guess we’re screwed.”
6. “That’s it, man. Game over, man; game over! What the @#$% are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?”
5. “Don’t they understand this is only going to make me want to lost them jobs and destroy their health care all the more?”
4. “I should have expected this from people who bitterly cling to chowder and the Irish.”
3. “I’m sure Gibbs will be able to spin this after he stops vomiting and urinating on himself.”
2. “This is just the sort of time you pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and blame Bush for everything all the harder.”
And the number one thing overheard at the White House during Scott Brown’s win…
“This is why I hate America.”
Whew! Made it…heavy flak inbound on my IP request over enemy Google territory….
“This is why you can’t trust the American people.”
Overheard at my house: “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
At my house, “Happy Feet”
Love how they’re steppin’ and fetchin’ over at MSNBC….just love it.
last night rachel maddow had howard dean on and he did blame bush… it took me by surprise but its his fault that health care reform hasn’t passed and that brown won.
Overheard at “white” house
Can a brother evah get a break?
Just another example of the man trying to keep us down…..
What Massachsetts needs is needs is some more Dem voters……. I hear a bunch of haitians need a new home….
I remember listening to Pelosi rant about the terrible dangers of 1 party rule in the 2006 election. She must be thrilled today.
Brown won because even in hyper-blue states conservatives are a majority. Fiscal and Miltary conservatives(not neo-cons) are a proved winning coalition in every state. In Reagen’s day and today.
Regardless of the bigoted bias in media, social conservatives have a major image problem. They cant even stop half the votes of people who agree with them from voting with their enemies. Americans don’t disagree with most of social conservatism they just don’t want to get in bed with social conservatives. They need to be a little less Exxon and a little more Costco/Target/Sams club.
In other words less Heavy Handed (in attitude) more open and more practical. For instance we should be supporting leaders who will vote to stop partial birth abortions. (like Brown) Also support those who promise to pass laws to protect religions from gay marriage discrimination lawsuits. One step at a time. Learn from the mistakes/success of your socialist opposites.
America will be reclaimed or lost one step at a time.
“WWHD?”
(What would Hugo do?)
“Oh, Rahm. The buckets are not the worry. I know their tactics. I have the advantage. No, the worry is the American voter. We get the right sort – brainless zombies -, this will work. We get some capable of thinking…”
People came from other states to work for Scott Brown, contribute to Scott Brown’s campaign, held signs for Scott Brown,
made calls for Scott Brown’s campaign from their own state; all on their own dime.
This couldn’t have happened if the Dimocrats in Mass. hadn’t gerry-rigged State Election Laws in past elections, so that this was a Special Election.If there were other races going on, patiots outside Mass. wouldn’t have been able to contribute their ‘blood and treasure’.
Overheard at the White House after ‘Marcia’ Chokely’s defeat: “We’ll draw straws to decide who notifies the Dark Lord, George Soros.”
Q u i c k !
Get the Sorroassteleprompters on the line ! (sounds of gasps and major hyperventilating….)
Mr. President, your Obamaness sir, your call is on the line now.
Uh, Soros?..Soroscopic?…Sora…Sora putic?..Sorasssorry…..uh….um…WHATEVA !
Let me be clear! I need brand new teleprompters NOW ! ON THE QT !
The one man who set this in motion… Rick Santelli the author of the Chicago revolution. At a time before republicans were willing to openly object to Obama’s socialist spending. Does anyone remember when 18 months ago the idea of a Tea-party was nearly as obscure as a King George reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEZB4taSEoA
Overheard at Whitehouse….
“So, Rahm, how are we not going to let this crisis go to waste? Hmmm, twinkle-toes?”
“I blame Kennedy. He put me in this situation by dying. Racist.”
“Chickens have come home to roost. G*d-damn chickens.”
“Rahm !!”
“Yes , my lord.”
“Where were those Haitian zombie democrat voters I ordered sent to Boston? Why waste a good earthquake.”
“They were being driven up by Ted Kennedy’s ghost.”
“Damn. Drowned zombies can’t vote.”
Overheard at the White House:
Obama to his staff: Help get this bucket off my head I can’t see what’s going on.
Obama’s staff: Sir you don’t want to see whats going on, Scott Brown just won.
Obama to his staff: WHAT!!!!SCOTT BROWN WON!!!!! Leave the bucket on my head.
Overheard at Chokedly headquarters: Why why why did we go to electroninc voting???? How can we dangling chad our way into a recount now??? Science! was supposed to HELP us. Damn you Science! I thought we were friends.
Overheard in my home: Neener neener neener!
“Unbelievable, what the heck are we paying Acorn for?”
Don’t worry – Harry Reid is so competent and charismatic, he’ll be able to fix it in a jiffy.
But I thought it didn’t matter who casts the votes – WE counted them!
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling voters!!!
It looks like they decided to go with #2. The Zero just pronounced the blowout a result of the last eight years of incompetence. Has this health care bill really been under consideration for that long…..or does it just seem that long?
And the number one thing heard from the capital over at the White House?
F………………………………………………………….ck!
Overheard at Whitehouse…
“Unprecedented!”
“Master….would you mind terribly if you would stay put in the White House until the end of November?!?”
“Inconceivable!”
Michael Steele: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Republican Voter: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Michael Steele: Wrong! Scott! What is best in life?
Scott Brown: To crush the Democrats, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women candidates.
Michael Steele: That is good! That is good.
Barefoot.
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