Message from America: We Hate Liberals

Man, what just happened? It’s almost impossible to comprehend. The most liberal state in the union just elected a Republican to Ted Kennedy’s seat? It’s like Massachusetts just abandoned Ted Kennedy in a car at the bottom of a river. This is the most devastating blow to a political party in my lifetime. You weren’t supposed to be able to screw up this bad that something like this should happen.

So the clear message from America to Obama is, “You suck at everything you do. Please stop doing things. We’re sorry we ever met you. You are a weirdo.” A smart man would moderate himself after this, but a smart man wouldn’t have screwed up this bad. A smart man would have been able to use a supermajority to easily pass legislation. A smart man wouldn’t have squandered his approval rating in record time. Anyway, expect Obama’s response to be, “I’m a smart man and everybody is stupid! I’m going to shove everything I want in their stupid faces.” Of course, Democrats in Congress are now going to be looking forward to the November election like they have foreknowledge of the upcoming apocalypse.

If Republicans can win in Massachusetts, no where is safe haven for Democrats. Now is the time to destroy liberalism for good. We hit them every where so that by 2012 Obama is the lone one left standing, broken and alone and mumbling to himself about change. The message is clear: America hates liberalism. Hates it. Hates everything the Daily Kos and MoveOn.org stand for. The only reason Obama got elected is they thought he wasn’t a liberal, but as soon as it became obvious he is one, everyone turned against him and anyone associated with him.

It is morning once again in America.

19 Comments

  1. Nyah nyah !! We nuked London, we nuked France, Brown kicked Coakley ( and Obama) in the underpants !! time for a happy dance.

    And Plentobailouts: Frank owes me a new bottle of Windex for my monitor.

    I expect Teh One yo get real ugly in the next few months. He might even avoid interviews on Fox News.

  2. America doesn’t hate liberalism. America hates it when liberalism reveals itself for what it is.

    “The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

    – Norman Thomas

  3. It’s like morning in America – morning with the smell of fresh coffee and yummy bacon wafting in from the kitchen. And what would really make it a good morning would be if that coffee and bacon were being fixed by Nancy Pelosi on kitchen duty, because she was feeling too nervous to be able to sleep, because “If we’ve lost Massachusetts…” then maybe it could even happen in California.

    Scratch that. Pelosi can still fix my bacon for me, but Buraq Obama can bring me my coffee – and bring a cup for Bill, too, while you’re at it.

  4. “The most liberal state in the union just elected a Republican to Ted Kennedy’s seat?”

    As Scott Brown has pointed out many times, it is not “Ted Kennedy’s seat”. The seast that Ted Kennedy owned was in the front of a car that was pulled out of a river. The one he occupied in Massachusetts and DC was ours.

  5. MSNBC: I think I actually saw Olberman’s head spin around 3 times last night, with smoke coming out of his crotch and horns beginning to pop. Matthews looked fat and drunk in that wierd bar setting he was at, in a wrinkled sweater, and speaking in a bizarre choked voice like he was on the verge of tears.

    CNN: Wolfie was in a state of manic shock, with that bizarro panel of his stammering and trying out different spins on the ObamaTitanic.

    It’s the first time I have watched these channels in years…and I had a ball. Though it was a Tuesday night, I poured me a nice three finger single malt, watched, and cackled. That’s right….CACKLED!

    God, I hate radicals, hippies, ex-hippie boomers, and commie bastits.

  6. Permission to quote (if you haven’t already) “It’s like Massachusetts just abandoned Ted Kennedy in a car at the bottom of a river.”

    Id like to see the responses I get at the huff huff whine fart Huffington post.

  7. Hope everyone sold all their Big Pharma stocks before the election results in Massachusetts, ‘cuz they were in the tank for ObamaCare/Coakley.
    Also saw that Healthcare stocks went up yesterday, anticipating a Brown win.

  8. MSNBC had their highest ratings in years last night. It was the most fun ever!

    On a serious note, when I heard Mr. Brown say in his acceptance speech that taxpayers money should be used for weapons for our troops instead of lawyers for terrorists…well, I fell in love.

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