My prediction: Close race. Coakley will get 55%, but Brown will barely win with 56%
The ‘J’ in Frank J. stands for genius.
Today could be the day Michelle Obama once again stops being proud of America.
Coakley is out of touch, demonstrated by how she thought she was a cool cat with the gold in her mouth and her hat turned sideways.
To celebrate Massachusetts becoming a red state, we’ll have to have a gun show there and a country music concert.
Political Prediction: While covering election returns, Chris Matthews will vomit all over himself and act like nothing happened.
Calm down, people. They can’t call it before the Massachusetts panhandle is done voting.
Liberal Realignment of 2008: Shortest. Political revolution. Ever.
Clear message from Massachusetts: We’re glad Ted Kennedy is dead.
Big worries for Democrats in any state redder than Massachusetts.
Celebrating Bay Staters are heading to dig up Teddy K, urinate on him, and then bury him upside down.
Enough gloating. All the liberals are being very congratulatory and gracious so it makes me feel rude.
It is fun to watch MSNBC try to spin this in a way for Democrats that isn’t apocalyptic.
After this, it’s safe to predict that liberals will never ever win an election again ever.
I can’t wait to start denying poor people health care!
I’m sure Democrats can cheer themselves up by shouting “teabaggers!” over and over.
FOX News contributor Sarah Palin seems to be happy. Who can’t be happy when Sarah Palin is happy?
Hardest hit: Glenn Beck. Hard to work this into his “We’re all doomed!” shtick.
Obama is officially a lame duck. An actual leader could do tons with 59 votes, but not him.
Steve Green at PJTV has suggested as a retort to the ‘teabagger’ slur we start calling all those media types that lend a hand to Obama ‘hand jobbers.’
The ‘J’ in Frank J. stands for JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I want this on a bumper sticker.
The obvious answer is moose, the real answer is caribou.
“Steve Green at PJTV has suggested as a retort to the ‘teabagger’ slur we start calling all those media types that lend a hand to Obama ‘hand jobbers.”
why are we stooping to their level…just ignore their desperate taunts. It’s like a 4 year old going…you’re a big poopie head!
Obama is officially a lame duck. An actual leader could do tons with 59 votes, but not him.
obama is a bigger lame duck in his first year as president than jimmy carter was.
After this, it’s safe to predict that liberals will never ever win an election again ever.
one can hope that statement to be true, but never turn your back on a dem they’ll jump on you and bite you.
Liberal Realignment of 2008: Shortest. Political revolution. Ever.
thank god!
What a great anniversary present for our Maximum Leader!
Dan,
sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that we start doing it. I just mentioned it because I thought it was funny. But now that I think about it, while we shouldn’t respond to the ‘tea bagger’ taunt, what we should do is that every time the MSM or dems use the term ‘progressive’ we should interrupt with ‘You mean liberal.’
Democrats – that’s who. And who can’t be happy when Democrats are unhappy? No one I want to know – that’s for sure.
BTW: Frank – I believe you promised us chortles….
Americans are super stupid so stupid and fat that they keep outsmarting black jesus’ with 59 votes/ statist media/statist schools/ power over the oceans/ the sun/ Euro-peons/strongest military who ever existed/secret copy of final fantasy XX/baseketball skills of Michael Jordan/ Hollywood making movies with more propoganda then N. Korea/Michelles bat-utility belts/ etc…
When that man cant win an election in Massachussessets for Ted Kennedys old seat….. Oh no! I just realized this had to have been some nefarious plan that we fell for!
Dan, my cousin once referred to me as “Mister Poopy Head”. Quite a lot more respectful, don’t you think?
The ‘J’ in Frank J. stands for genius.
That’s how Martha Coakley’s campaign staff spells it.
Let me be the first to officially offer uberdouche some Earl Grey.
Let me also congradulate Frank on being a Jeanyus.
As for bwarney fwank and chrissy matheews cuddling, eeeewww. Must wash brain now.
Not only do I want to deny poor people healthcare,Ii want to kick their dogs and take away their lollipops and unicorns, too. Us hate filled neocons are so mean !!!
Mbo is mad. Better watch out for those Kenyan Klingon battle cruisers comung our way.
Maybe Marsha Coakley should have tried winking.
Before I get flamed as a Palin hater, I like a lot about Palin. Very pleased she got the FoxNews job. I hope she hits it out of the park or at least teaches Beck to grow some balls and stop crying.
I hope as a political force she will grow and mature. Perhaps become a bit of a conservative “kingmaker”. I do think 2012 might be a little soon. I’m thinking her second chance in 2016 or 2020. I have no doubt though she will at least go down swinging unlike “Mc-Dole”, “I agree with the liberals on everything but im going to bomb the @#$# out of Iran!”
We’ve already had gun shows in Mass. The problem was they were run by cops who thought it was a good idea to let an 8-yr-old shoot an Uzi.
“It is fun to watch MSNBC try to spin this in a way for Democrats that isn’t apocalyptic.”
Most enjoyable moment: Chris Matthews trying to explain to Richard Maddows that Coakley had a harder time coming off as likable than Scott Brown because she was prosecutor, who was used to having to appear professional in court, while it was easier for Scott Brown because in his career he was a small town lawyer…umm.
Celebrating Bay Staters are heading to dig up Teddy K, urinate on him, and then bury him upside down.
Doing it one at a time. Ted will be pretty bloated & roughed up by the end of the line. Oh, that’s right.
dig up Teddy K, urinate on him, and then bury him upside down…
…so that they have a place to park their bicycles….